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Moderna. Sore arm for a couple days (just like flu shot). Headache, chills, developed about 12 hours later and continued for about another 18 hours. Got better with some ibuprofen. Was totally fine after that.
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Jul 30, 2021 22:30
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Moderna First dose: nothing Second dose: sore arm where I was jabbed for a day Hopefully it worked
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Jul 30, 2021 22:48
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I like the “I felt like I was going to die for several days but no effects and totally fine after that!” posts.
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Jul 30, 2021 22:56
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i had a brutal sickness for 48 hours the exact same as covid had been when i got it previously, tenderness on old injuries, and deafnessMeme Poker Party posted:I immediately passed out and when I woke up I was the protagonist of an isekai. so you... got better?
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Jul 30, 2021 23:01
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Moderna. My veins bubbling with mRNA goodness. Side effects : Sore shoulder. Helped increase evolutionary pressure to create more terrible virus variants we will never get rid of.
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Jul 31, 2021 00:12
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Anal fissures. Like really bad.
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Jul 31, 2021 02:45
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Next time ask for more lube when you're getting the covid suppository
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Jul 31, 2021 02:54
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No runs but I had 16 hours of: Joint pain Headaches Cold sweats Fever (first 5 hours) Upset stomach (Mild)
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Jul 31, 2021 03:42
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Little bit of sore arm... for first shot. Nothing for second. The biggest thing is the 2 fuckers in office who won’t get vaccinated so we can all take masks off.
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Jul 31, 2021 03:49
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2x pfizer. Sore arm and lethargy. 2nd time I just smoked weed the whole time it was sore and I doubt I even noticed the pain or the tireds. Smoke weed literally every day.
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Jul 31, 2021 04:21
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High_Life posted:Little bit of sore arm... for first shot. Nothing for second. The biggest thing is the 2 fuckers in office who won’t get vaccinated so we can all take masks off. Fire both those fuckin' jerkoffs.
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Jul 31, 2021 04:21
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Ventral EggSac posted:My balls got flat and grew in circumference so everytime I walk it sounds like muffled cymbals (muffled cause I'm wearing pants) Sounds like an easy problem to resolve
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Jul 31, 2021 04:24
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Pfizer 1 was a somewhat sore arm and that was it 2 was nothing at all
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Jul 31, 2021 04:35
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Racism
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Jul 31, 2021 04:40
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Sore arm, headache, sweaty chills. They went away in a day.
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Jul 31, 2021 04:42
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Pfizer twice, in both cases I had a mild sensation the following day where the needle pierced the muscle... no actual side effect from the vaccine. Same for my partner, daughter and parents. (I think my dad had Moderna though) No side effects reported. e: I did pick "Diarrhea" in the poll because it seemed like the sensible thing to do. Bronze Fonz fucked around with this message at 05:20 on Jul 31, 2021 |
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Jul 31, 2021 04:51
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Moderna, one shot so far, vaccinator person was drat expert, almost did not feel, 15 minute wait, went home, little ache at injection site for a couple of days, my dick now causes drones to crash into each other in the air. its great.
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Jul 31, 2021 05:11
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Fuller, more bountiful man-breasts
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Jul 31, 2021 05:12
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My body felt like an oven and I was able to cook a pizza on it Came out pretty tasty
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Jul 31, 2021 05:27
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it wasnt what was in the shot that was the problem. it was the goober that gave it. first rear end in a top hat stuck the needle in and stirred it around like he was mixin paint. that sucked, and it hurt worse than any other shot Ive ever had in my life. Arm hurt like a mofo for 2 days cause of that fucknut - no symptoms otherwise. second one was given by an angel from heaven - literally didnt even feel it, actually asked "youre done already??!!" when the bandaid went on. ~12 hours after 2nd shot got a wee bit of fever and took a nap for the day and it was gone by ~36 hours after the second shot.
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Jul 31, 2021 05:59
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My side effect was a bunch of loving idiots not getting vaccinated
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Jul 31, 2021 06:54
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i've heard the gurgling of young gods in my back yard ever since I got the shot
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Jul 31, 2021 07:07
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I have never felt sicker than I did off the second pfizer dose. 12 hours after I got it an all encompassing body pain rolled in and I could barely stand to move. Never felt anything like it. Lay barely moving for 24h drifting in and out of sleep and then it vanished as quickly as it rolled in. Genuinely have no memory of ever feeling worse, if I hadn't been told the side effects can be bad I'd have been on my way to the hospital. I've had pneumonia and didn't feel as rough (but it did take a lot longer to recover) Edit: no diahreah - was a few days before I pooped again and it was like passing a small boulder. cubicle gangster fucked around with this message at 07:50 on Jul 31, 2021 |
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Jul 31, 2021 07:47
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Moderna 1st: sore arm. 2nd: vertical-temporal displacement, desquamated melodies, phantasmagorical cabinetry, intense disdain for self expression headache, low grade fever, body aches, fatigue for maybe 12 hours
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Jul 31, 2021 08:53
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My dick fell off and in its stead grew a new penis that was even worse, ballsack increased two decimeters in length, lips puffy, flustered look.
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Jul 31, 2021 10:47
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Pfizer 1: Slight pins and needles in extremities that went away after the first night. Currently just mild soreness at the injection site. That's about it. Pfizer 2 on 8/20
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Jul 31, 2021 11:30
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I became magnetic and gained a strong desire to fight the X-Men.
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Jul 31, 2021 12:00
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I started flashing different colours so went outside and walked into a bunch of goombas, killing then instantly. It wore off after a few minutes and I turned back into regular Mario
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Jul 31, 2021 12:14
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Moderna. First shot arm hurt and was a bit tired, second shot I had shakes and fever during the night then a level fever over the next day. Was tired af the two days after.
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Jul 31, 2021 12:28
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I started farting like a confetti canon, only it was wet and it was not my birthday.
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Jul 31, 2021 13:58
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Fat Loser posted:I started farting like a confetti canon, only it was wet and it was not my birthday. Ill have what hes having, please. Thank you.
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Jul 31, 2021 14:35
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I got the Moderna vaccine and I have this weird side effect where I haven't died of covid. Has anyone else experienced this??!?!1
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Jul 31, 2021 14:54
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I had diarrhea but I sustain myself on garbage so that wasn't a change.
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Jul 31, 2021 15:07
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FoolyCharged posted:I got the Moderna vaccine and I have this weird side effect where I haven't died of covid. Has anyone else experienced this??!?!1 Sorry I can't respond to this, I died of covid.
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Jul 31, 2021 15:08
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grew a third dick, op
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Jul 31, 2021 15:19
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Pfizer fatigue and moderately sore arm for 2 day for each shot. Pretty much the same as every other shot I've had. Flu, tetanus, mmr booster
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I got the J&J shot and used it as an excuse to take a day off work but I was mostly fine. Had a fever at +12 hours and a general sense of discomfort but I did a weed, went to bed, slept ~10 hours, and was fine when I woke up
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