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Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

i mean it should just be assumed at this point

# ? Aug 1, 2021 00:31

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 02:40

Tzen: Sep 11, 2001

just got home from CVS, here is my 3rd Pfizer shot trip report,

3 hours ago I went to CVS's website and used a fake name, the stores address and phone number, and no other info to sign up for a 4pm shot
arrived at store and left wallet/phone/everything in the car
upon entry, the security guard admired my 3M HF-800 mask and asked what it was, where I got it, etc. I told him to google '3m secure click' and that i bought it from grainger.com
went to the pharmacy, no one was there except the tech
told her i'm here for my 4pm appointment to get my vaccine
she asks to see the confirmation email or text, i tell her i don't have that on me
she asks for my name, i give her my fake name
"oh there you are Johan, 4pm"
she asks me to go sit in the prep/shot area while she gets the jab ready
*wait*
as she's readying the shot, she asks me to confirm my birthday
confirm it without thinking (lol here is where i'm glad i used my actual birthday)
goes through the whole safety protocol etc. she's still prepping
during this time i ask if she's giving a lot of jabs, she said a few a day (lmao)
she asks for arm pref and i give
she gives me the jab
A++++++ will get jabbed a 4th time if/when needed
also lmao i got 3 loving pfizer jabs while my two kids have 0. loving love it. loving great.

# ? Aug 1, 2021 00:32

Delta-Wye: Sep 29, 2005

Shear Modulus posted:

open biden

who keeps voting for the million year old ghouls?!?

# ? Aug 1, 2021 00:32

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

osprey posted:

been listening to the countywide emergency dispatch for hours now, it is nonfuckingstop. just back to back. almost every call is "covid positive" or "possible covid" and most of those are either "difficulty breathing" or "chest pain". they're talking about 5-6 hour ER waits at hospitals that have already gone code black and everyone sounds utterly exhausted

THIS IS hosed, FLORIDA IS INSANELY hosed

i turned on the local news and it's just fun local events this weekend and loving puff pieces about landlords with hearts of gold and dealing with your dog's anxiety now that you've gone back to work

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

that owns lol

# ? Aug 1, 2021 00:32

Bruce Hussein Daddy: Dec 26, 2005; I testify that there is none worthy of worship except God and I testify that Muhammad is the Messenger of God

name is on second card

# ? Aug 1, 2021 00:32

FUCK COREY PERRY: Apr 19, 2008

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

that's a fine looking long-dog

# ? Aug 1, 2021 00:32

Tzen: Sep 11, 2001

Bruce Hussein Daddy posted:

name is on second card

yeah i'm an anime now

# ? Aug 1, 2021 00:33

Tatsuta Age: Apr 21, 2005; so good at being in trouble

Bruce Hussein Daddy posted:

name is on second card

yea the obviously real name, Liebert

# ? Aug 1, 2021 00:33

Bruce Hussein Daddy: Dec 26, 2005; I testify that there is none worthy of worship except God and I testify that Muhammad is the Messenger of God

Tzen posted:

yeah i'm an anime now

I'm very sheltered and old :negative:

# ? Aug 1, 2021 00:33

Chamale: Jul 11, 2010; I'm helping!

osprey posted:

what in the gently caress

open Kenney

# ? Aug 1, 2021 00:34

Nocturtle: Mar 17, 2007

Tzen posted:

just got home from CVS, here is my 3rd Pfizer shot trip report,

3 hours ago I went to CVS's website and used a fake name, the stores address and phone number, and no other info to sign up for a 4pm shot
arrived at store and left wallet/phone/everything in the car
upon entry, the security guard admired my 3M HF-800 mask and asked what it was, where I got it, etc. I told him to google '3m secure click' and that i bought it from grainger.com
went to the pharmacy, no one was there except the tech
told her i'm here for my 4pm appointment to get my vaccine
she asks to see the confirmation email or text, i tell her i don't have that on me
she asks for my name, i give her my fake name
"oh there you are Johan, 4pm"
she asks me to go sit in the prep/shot area while she gets the jab ready
*wait*
as she's readying the shot, she asks me to confirm my birthday
confirm it without thinking (lol here is where i'm glad i used my actual birthday)
goes through the whole safety protocol etc. she's still prepping
during this time i ask if she's giving a lot of jabs, she said a few a day (lmao)
she asks for arm pref and i give
she gives me the jab
A++++++ will get jabbed a 4th time if/when needed
also lmao i got 3 loving pfizer jabs while my two kids have 0. loving love it. loving great.

Liebert lmao

# ? Aug 1, 2021 00:34

Thoguh: Nov 8, 2002; College Slice

Bruce Hussein Daddy posted:

If the roni gets in through your nose why don't we all just wear nose clips?

I'm actually semi-serious.

Last year some company in Mexico was making nose masks for that very reason. Let me see if I can find the ad.

# ? Aug 1, 2021 00:34

Thoguh: Nov 8, 2002; College Slice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HLa39tGmdU

# ? Aug 1, 2021 00:35

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

it's the exact same as last year where everyone in charge is planning to power through it and just ignore the case numbers and death tolls

# ? Aug 1, 2021 00:35

Tzen: Sep 11, 2001

osprey posted:

been listening to the countywide emergency dispatch for hours now, it is nonfuckingstop. just back to back. almost every call is "covid positive" or "possible covid" and most of those are either "difficulty breathing" or "chest pain". they're talking about 5-6 hour ER waits at hospitals that have already gone code black and everyone sounds utterly exhausted

THIS IS hosed, FLORIDA IS INSANELY hosed

i turned on the local news and it's just fun local events this weekend and loving puff pieces about landlords with hearts of gold and dealing with your dog's anxiety now that you've gone back to work

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

you gotta hand it to them, they really embraced the open biden

# ? Aug 1, 2021 00:35

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Nocturtle posted:

Liebert lmao

next CVS fake name for booking appointments will be biggus dickus

# ? Aug 1, 2021 00:36

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

Delta-Wye posted:

who keeps voting for the million year old ghouls?!?

this time it was obama and the dem insiders

# ? Aug 1, 2021 00:36

Tzen: Sep 11, 2001

Bruce Hussein Daddy posted:

I'm very sheltered and old

Tzen has issued a correction as of 00:39 on Aug 1, 2021

# ? Aug 1, 2021 00:37

Rauros: Aug 25, 2004; wanna go grub thumping?

i had a fun text this morning. my vaccinated friend caught a "cold" from her vaccinated daughter, and it ended up being covid. i talked to her for 2 minutes in the kitchen while she had mild symptoms on wednesday. i should get symptoms by tomorrow night if i'm going to get sick. i've been on the fence of going full-on hermit mode again, and i'm definitely there if i don't get sick from this.

# ? Aug 1, 2021 00:37

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

hello i'm here for my vaccine appointment my name is weedlord bonerhitler

# ? Aug 1, 2021 00:37

mycomancy: Oct 16, 2016

Shear Modulus posted:

hello i'm here for my vaccine appointment my name is weedlord bonerhitler

"You're like the seventh Weedlord Bonerhitler I've had in here today!"

# ? Aug 1, 2021 00:39

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

mycomancy posted:

"You're like the seventh Weedlord Bonerhitler I've had in here today!"

i'm Spartacus

# ? Aug 1, 2021 00:40

Glumwheels: Jan 25, 2003

osprey posted:

here we fuckin GOOOOO

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1421513550892343296

Desantis said no mask mandates in schools lol.

# ? Aug 1, 2021 00:43

Golden Bee: Dec 24, 2009; I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

thank you for getting vaccinated, Dilbert Sangdiev.

# ? Aug 1, 2021 00:43

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008

Bruce Hussein Daddy posted:

Yesterday

Today

All since Jul 26
https://imgur.com/a/1yDKDZF

Iowa is getting better nice.

# ? Aug 1, 2021 00:45

Strep Vote: May 5, 2004; أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة

Tzen posted:

That manga is so good.

# ? Aug 1, 2021 00:47

Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

ram dass in hell posted:

you should stop, and not play the new diablo 2, as activision-blizzard is literally a torture rape dungeon. i deleted my bnet accounts last week, i fuckin love 2021

Who cares about that crap. How about not playing them because they suck rear end.

# ? Aug 1, 2021 00:47

Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

Also execute fauci for making me put the mask back on. DEATH SENTENCE

# ? Aug 1, 2021 00:48

fosborb: Dec 15, 2006; Chronic Good Poster

Tzen posted:

goon project to get a CDC analyst to rush into a meeting yelling, oh my god, Johan Liebert has had hundreds of vaccines all across the country!!!

# ? Aug 1, 2021 00:51

rabble rabble: Mar 24, 2015; Nap Ghost

Tatsuta Age posted:

COVID! *click*

# ? Aug 1, 2021 00:52

JAY ZERO SUM GAME: Oct 18, 2005; Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.

Shear Modulus posted:

hello i'm here for my vaccine appointment my name is weedlord bonerhitler

# ? Aug 1, 2021 00:53

Horseshoe theory: Mar 7, 2005

mycomancy posted:

"You're like the seventh Weedlord Bonerhitler I've had in here today!"

"Roger Kint? Cool name."

# ? Aug 1, 2021 00:56

CaptainViolence: Apr 19, 2006; I'M GONNA GET YOU DUCK

Tzen posted:

just got home from CVS, here is my 3rd Pfizer shot trip report,

3 hours ago I went to CVS's website and used a fake name, the stores address and phone number, and no other info to sign up for a 4pm shot
arrived at store and left wallet/phone/everything in the car
upon entry, the security guard admired my 3M HF-800 mask and asked what it was, where I got it, etc. I told him to google '3m secure click' and that i bought it from grainger.com
went to the pharmacy, no one was there except the tech
told her i'm here for my 4pm appointment to get my vaccine
she asks to see the confirmation email or text, i tell her i don't have that on me
she asks for my name, i give her my fake name
"oh there you are Johan, 4pm"
she asks me to go sit in the prep/shot area while she gets the jab ready
*wait*
as she's readying the shot, she asks me to confirm my birthday
confirm it without thinking (lol here is where i'm glad i used my actual birthday)
goes through the whole safety protocol etc. she's still prepping
during this time i ask if she's giving a lot of jabs, she said a few a day (lmao)
she asks for arm pref and i give
she gives me the jab
A++++++ will get jabbed a 4th time if/when needed
also lmao i got 3 loving pfizer jabs while my two kids have 0. loving love it. loving great.

# ? Aug 1, 2021 00:56

Crazypoops: Jul 17, 2017

Tzen posted:

just got home from CVS, here is my 3rd Pfizer shot trip report,

3 hours ago I went to CVS's website and used a fake name, the stores address and phone number, and no other info to sign up for a 4pm shot
arrived at store and left wallet/phone/everything in the car
upon entry, the security guard admired my 3M HF-800 mask and asked what it was, where I got it, etc. I told him to google '3m secure click' and that i bought it from grainger.com
went to the pharmacy, no one was there except the tech
told her i'm here for my 4pm appointment to get my vaccine
she asks to see the confirmation email or text, i tell her i don't have that on me
she asks for my name, i give her my fake name
"oh there you are Johan, 4pm"
she asks me to go sit in the prep/shot area while she gets the jab ready
*wait*
as she's readying the shot, she asks me to confirm my birthday
confirm it without thinking (lol here is where i'm glad i used my actual birthday)
goes through the whole safety protocol etc. she's still prepping
during this time i ask if she's giving a lot of jabs, she said a few a day (lmao)
she asks for arm pref and i give
she gives me the jab
A++++++ will get jabbed a 4th time if/when needed
also lmao i got 3 loving pfizer jabs while my two kids have 0. loving love it. loving great.

Thank you for posting your booster shot achievement guide, I have a feeling I'll need it

# ? Aug 1, 2021 00:57

osprey: Apr 18, 2021

Nocturtle posted:

Liebert lmao

# ? Aug 1, 2021 00:59

John_A_Tallon: Nov 22, 2000; Oh my! Check out that mitre!

LionArcher posted:

I really want to play Diablo 2� so wait for it to be used at GameStop so they make no money on it? is that better?

But it is just a video game, a luxury, a pass time. If it were a necessity I would say piracy can be a political act. But it isn't a necessity. You can, and should, not play it until at the very least the work is a dead work; once no more is being changed or added, the work is no longer a living work and the death of the authors becomes a consideration.

# ? Aug 1, 2021 00:59

jetz0r: May 10, 2003; Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.

Shear Modulus posted:

hello i'm here for my vaccine appointment my name is weedlord bonerhitler

*starts writing 04/20*
and what's your birthdate?

# ? Aug 1, 2021 00:59

FUCK COREY PERRY: Apr 19, 2008

dec/jan surge this year is gonna be fuckin LIT bud

# ? Aug 1, 2021 01:00

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

gently caress COREY PERRY posted:

dec/jan surge this year is gonna be fuckin LIT bud

At this rate it might be on the downswing by then lmao

# ? Aug 1, 2021 01:01

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 02:40

lil poopendorfer: Nov 13, 2014; by the sex ghost

jisforjosh posted:

Mitchell said she was wearing a t-shirt made by cybersecurity company SecureState, which had "Penetration Expert" on the front.

Lol

# ? Aug 1, 2021 01:02

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