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cls: weekend trip to monterey. beach today. little jones got really tired cause he was up late hanging out with cousins, so we came back to the place we're staying and i drank a white claw for the first time. it's ok i guess but i don't see myself drinking another in the short-medium term
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poodle jones says: "nobody likes me everybody hates me guess i'll go eat worms"
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Aug 1, 2021 00:31
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that dogs fucken way too big for a poodle, think you got some bad info chief
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Achmed Jones posted:cls: weekend trip to monterey. beach today. little jones got really tired cause he was up late hanging out with cousins, so we came back to the place we're staying and i drank a white claw for the first time. it's ok i guess but i don't see myself drinking another in the short-medium term
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Aug 1, 2021 00:36
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nah man standard poodles are pretty big dogs. he's half golden retriever but his height/length/weight is normal for poodles
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I’ve heard that purebred poodles tend to be aggressive. no idea if that’s true or not.
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Aug 1, 2021 00:41
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Ellie Trashcakes posted:For some reason White Claw sets off my Enthusiastic Bowel Syndrome. It just goes right through me, and I can take down a mickey of whatever grossness without so much as a rumble it's some kinda weird sugary poo poo so this tracks for me. OE/mickeys/etc is just normal beer-adjacent rotgut and all my fellow 7/11 drinkers can stomach it  drat now i'm thinking about drinking wild irish rose behind a venue in i think bloomington indiana cause we didn't wanna pay for a third of a show after we got there late. against me was playing. but then the bouncers were like "gently caress it come on in" Achmed Jones fucked around with this message at 00:49 on Aug 1, 2021 |
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Aug 1, 2021 00:43
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President Beep posted:I’ve heard that purebred poodles tend to be aggressive. no idea if that’s true or not. i've never met an aggressive standard but i've met many aggressive toy/miniatures i used to go to poodle day in carmel by the sea every year lol. the previous poodle jones won best mixed breed one year it was awesome. anyway last year was covid and 2019 i was on a bachelor party train trip for a friend and this year ms jones is gonna be in alaska for a wedding (also delta variant might ruin poo poo). maybe i'll get to poodle day in 2022 current poodle jones is super mouthy though and it sucks. like he doesn't really BITE but he will absolutely put your hand/wrist/forearm in his mouth to get your attention or if he's excited or wants to play or w/e. he's still young but we're trying real hard to break him of it. thats prob from his golden retriever side though (at least i've known goldens that were that way)
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Aug 1, 2021 00:47
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Achmed Jones posted:nah man standard poodles are pretty big dogs. he's half golden retriever but his height/length/weight is normal for poodles 
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Aug 1, 2021 00:54
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Achmed Jones posted:poodle jones says: "nobody likes me everybody hates me guess i'll go eat worms" is that a great dane?
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poodle day sounds like something theyd make you do in hell
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Aug 1, 2021 01:08
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aw hell sorry
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Achmed Jones posted:poodle jones says: "nobody likes me everybody hates me guess i'll go eat worms" Why did you divide that massive room in half with that counter and cabinets? You gotta crawl over the counter to get the room on the other side? Lol. Lmao. Rofl.
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Aug 1, 2021 02:37
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Demo that poo poo out, double your square footage, bing bong so simple.
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Aug 1, 2021 02:37
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like i said, on vacation. i do not live here
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Aug 1, 2021 02:41
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also those are mirrors lol
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Aug 1, 2021 02:42
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wait that was the joke wasn't it. i'm very tired
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Achmed Jones posted:like i said, on vacation. i do not live here (I'm jking on the mirror because it actually looks like another room) (I assume it's a mirror or the property owners are super good at loving with guests like this poo poo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBzU8TD1iks)
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Aug 1, 2021 02:47
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carry on then posted:cls: landlord switched to a new resident portal which went live on the 30th, friday. rent is due on the 1st, sunday. in order to pay my rent, i need to add my bank info. in order to use that info to pay rent, i need to "verify" it which involves them doing the stupid depositing pennies dance, which takes 2 business days. otherwise, i need to add a debit card, which carries a processing fee. All the online stuff owns. My landlord switched to a new utilities payment system and now I get charged a $4.99 convenience fee anytime I go to pay.
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Aug 1, 2021 02:49
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Hey yosmom, I'm having complex relationship trouble and I can't stop sassing my own rear end. Tips?
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dang that's two good jokes that went right over my head. i can't believe i'm saying this, but it might be time to stop posting for a while. at least until i get a good nights sleep
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Aug 1, 2021 03:04
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sleep is a good idea, but it always feels like you're wasting the weekend when you just spend all of it sleeping
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Achmed Jones posted:dang that's two good jokes that went right over my head.
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Ellie Trashcakes posted:Trying to replace Tori as shortest yosposter? 
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endlessmonotony posted:Hey yosmom, I'm having complex relationship trouble and I can't stop sassing my own rear end. Tips? I don't know what you mean actually?
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Ellie Trashcakes posted:stop buy so many candles Mostly I'm going "how can I ever figure this out?" and "how did I get here?", then explaining to myself in detail exactly what's happening, exactly how we got here, and how I knew I was going to be reaping when I did the sowing. I'm being distracted from what I want to do by landing sick burns on myself for pretending to not know what the hell I'm doing. Granted I did not see the outcomes that happened, but I knew I was taking risks.
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The problem isn't the trouble I'm in, I took risks knowing I was willing to deal with the consequences if things went bad. The problem is I can't stop making quips to myself.
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endlessmonotony posted:Mostly I'm going "how can I ever figure this out?" and "how did I get here?", then explaining to myself in detail exactly what's happening, exactly how we got here, and how I knew I was going to be reaping when I did the sowing. I'm being distracted from what I want to do by landing sick burns on myself for pretending to not know what the hell I'm doing. Am I qualified to give relationship advice? Probably not. I certainly only got around to doing any of those things during my last relationship which was an utter pigfucking disaster
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Ellie Trashcakes posted:Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that. I mean most of my relationship advice is don't talk too soon but do talk, be understanding without neglecting your own boundaries and, well, sometimes the best thing to do is gtfo. No, no, I don't need relationship advice, that part I've got under control. I need a way to stop overthinking it and screaming at my own rear end for it being simultaneously too clever and very dumb.
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Roosevelt posted:poodle day sounds like something theyd make you do in hell there’s a reason the posters said First Annual Marina Del Rey Poodle Shoot & Barbecue
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c food s: Went out to get some food, and saw a fender bender almost turn into a brawl. 
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AnimeIsTrash posted:c food s: Went out to get some food, and saw a fender bender almost turn into a brawl. last time I saw a fight I was waiting to cross the street because dude went mma and pounded the guy's face in
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CPColin posted:Do I need to learn how to eat rear end in order to date in today's world eating rear end is a generational troll
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i had never seen 30 rock before and tonight i was watching a holiday episode with my wife. there's a part during a christmas party when liz lemon's family shows up and her dad says something like "now it's a lemon party!" i chuckled at that and wife asked me why i thought it was funny and well i may have told her about a website she should visit to learn more information
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graph posted:eating rear end is a generational troll
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i was home for christmas when i was in college and showed my folks lemon party. my mom thought it was really funny. my dad less so. he couldn't help but crack a smile when i photoshopped the image to put christmas wreaths around all the dongs and made it his desktop background. lemon party was always my favorite of the shock sites cause nobody's doing anything gross or weird or anything that looks painful or exploitative. just some old dudes gettin supercharged and havin a great time
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my friend still gives me poo poo for sending him a link to that one site that played "I AM LOOKING AT GAY PORN" super loud on repeat. he was at his girlfriend's place and his girlfriend's mum got so loving mad
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Aug 1, 2021 05:46
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compulsively clicking through all my IRC channels the instant one of them turns orange because my autismo brain wont let me leave anything unread
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SmokaDustbowl posted:my friend still gives me poo poo for sending him a link to that one site that played "I AM LOOKING AT GAY PORN" super loud on repeat. he was at his girlfriend's place and his girlfriend's mum got so loving mad lol
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my favorite was those little flash games that seemed innocuous but would suddenly pop up a zombie face and loud sounds
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