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Zamujasa: Oct 27, 2010; Bread Liar

coinbutt

# ? Jul 30, 2021 21:53

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 05:14

divabot: Jun 17, 2015; A polite little mouse!

Zamujasa posted:

coinbutt

big (butt) if true

# ? Jul 30, 2021 22:34

HermanCain: Aug 2, 2013

divabot posted:

big (butt) if true

I dont think the world is ready for it yet. Let's go at it one step at a time and first wait for someone to say buttcoin

# ? Jul 30, 2021 23:03

Zamujasa: Oct 27, 2010; Bread Liar

divabot posted:

big (butt) if true

fat asset

# ? Jul 30, 2021 23:35

SubG: Aug 19, 2004; It's a hard world for little things.

Cryptoracle posted:

It seems it's time once again for us to take another look back through Something Awful history for some much-needed perspective. This time we're going back all the way to Spring 2011:

I like this Dessert Rose person. The OG Seraph84, you love to see it. Too bad for them that they were being satirical rather than sincere.

You don't have to keep doing this to yourselves, you know. Sure, it was funny at first, but you're rapidly approaching self-harm territory now. As your friend, as your comrade, that truly saddens me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlGU8hWsoiA

*runs into thread hours late*

ban all seraphs, problem solved

# ? Jul 30, 2021 23:56

vortmax: Sep 24, 2008; In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.

oh hello, what's this?
https://www.marketwatch.com/amp/story/crypto-allies-rally-against-ignorant-new-tax-rules-in-bipartisan-infrastructure-deal-11627578844

quote:

The Senate�s bipartisan infrastructure deal includes new tax-reporting requirements on cryptocurrency and digital-asset transactions, and the industry�s supporters in Washington are warning of the severe impact it could have on the nascent industry.

According to a draft copy of the deal reviewed by MarketWatch, the bill would require any person who regularly provides a service that executes transfers of digital assets to report those transactions to the IRS, like securities brokers must do for stock and bond trades today. It would also require businesses to report digital-asset transactions of more than $10,000.

These requirements would enable the IRS to collect money already owed by law, but which often go untaxed because the government doesn�t know about these transactions. According to a summary of the plan by the Joint Committee on Taxation, the changes would raise $28 billion over ten years.

# ? Jul 31, 2021 02:58

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

# ? Jul 31, 2021 03:00

Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Personally, I think that the Internal Revenue Service is really over stepping it's bounds by wanting to regulate revenue earned by providing services, furthermore

# ? Jul 31, 2021 03:32

Zamujasa: Oct 27, 2010; Bread Liar

clearly an oversteppage of bounds, if anything should regulate the butts coins it should be the u.s. mint

# ? Jul 31, 2021 03:35

Twelve by Pies: May 4, 2012; Again a very likpatous story

quote:

The Senate�s bipartisan infrastructure deal includes new tax-reporting requirements on cryptocurrency and digital-asset transactions, and the industry�s supporters in Washington are warning of the severe impact it could have on the nascent industry.

i don't understand, how could something be bad for bitcoin?

# ? Jul 31, 2021 05:19

blugu64: Jul 17, 2006; Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

they should just implement a smart contract that reports the transaction. ORIGINAL IDEA DO NOT STEAL

# ? Jul 31, 2021 05:49

Weatherman: Jul 30, 2003; WARBLEKLONK

Weatherman posted:

buttcoin truth table:

            0                  1
  +==================+==================+
0 | good for bitcoin | good for bitcoin |
  +==================+==================+
1 | good for bitcoin | good for bitcoin |
  +==================+==================+

Twelve by Pies posted:

i don't understand, how could something be bad for bitcoin?

# ? Jul 31, 2021 09:44

Grace Baiting: Jul 20, 2012; Audi famam illius;
Cucurrit quaeque
Tetigit destruens.

hypothetical severe impacts on nascent industries are good for bitcoin

# ? Jul 31, 2021 14:37

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

everyone thinking bitcoin is scam poo poo garbage for fuckers? that's good for bitcoin

# ? Jul 31, 2021 16:51

Sapozhnik: Jan 2, 2005; Nap Ghost

Hammerite posted:

everyone thinking bitcoin is scam poo poo garbage for fuckers? that's good for bitcoin

Have fun staying poor :smug:

# ? Jul 31, 2021 16:56

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Only real* OGs remember this

Boxturret posted:

Teenagers stole pack containing fentanyl, what to do?
submitted 2 days ago * by [Fresh Account]fentanyl012596
Was expecting a pack today containing 4g fentanyl powder, had to go to the store to get some cigarretes and returned home to wait for the pack. Nothing shows up, I go to check my camera's and sure enough my camera that I have mounted to the power box opposite my front door shows my package being delivered. Couple minutes later, four kids from the neighbor run across my lawn and toss the package in a drawstring bag then take off on their bikes. I assume they were following the mail truck and knicking packages.
I know all but one of these kids by name from their faces, my camera's gave me pretty high quality video of them and none of them were disguised as my cameras aren't very visible. I know where they live as well. This was a very expensive order and it's also a very dangerous drug that I don't think these kids know the potency of. They are only 15-16 and don't want them to get it confuses with cocaine or something which they've never seen and just assume they can go sledding.
What can I do?

Sorry for the late update, I've been cleaning house and getting my priorities sorted, haven't had time to post this. After about an hour of hesitation, I drove a couple blocks to one of the kids houses at the end of a cul-de-sac, caught his mother unloading groceries in their driveway and approached her. Essentially along the lines of; "Hey, I'm 012596 I live up the road, we've met a few times. I was expecting some research chemicals that are dangourous and expensive, when they didn't arrive I decided to check my cameras and have a video of your son and his friends taking my package. I am asking you please have him return my package immediately, or I will have to get the police involved, it would be for their own safety." She seemed pretty mortified and immediately apologized and went inside to speak to her son, and came out saying that 'her son doesn't know what you're talking about.' I pressed her and told her I have video and got a bit aggressive, saying I will take this to the police, and she got very defensive, it was turning into an argument, and since I didn't have the video on hand, I left as she went inside and shut the garage door. At this point I've given up, I don't see me trying desperately to get the package and causing an argument helping me in any way, and at this point I feel its lost. Moved my microgram scale, medical garments and respirator, cash and other supplies to a discreet cache, fully sanitized my entire packing room and got rid of all my other drugs I had in the house and have removed pretty much any evidence necessary, might be deleting these posts but I don't find it necessary yet. Not for the kids safety or that I have any actual regard for their well being as they have lost me several thousand dollars in potential profit, but I'm only hoping they flushed the poo poo or that the kid texts his friends and tells them the 'dangerous research chemicals' aren't coke. Going to let this push over hopefully, gonna get PO box or a drop of some sorts for my next order, really hosed up on not staying home all day for my order. Thanks for the advice, I get really bad stress and I don't think I'd have been able to approach this how I did if it wasn't for the replies on this thread. P.S. - I cut the fentanyl with mannitol or dextrose and properly measure it out using a very expensive microgram scale and sell to dealers, I'm not cutting peoples dope without their knowledge or pressing this into pills without peoples knowledge.

Boxturret posted:

�]Bagsofmilkeh420 32 points 1 day ago
Wow those kids are gonna snort that poo poo and OD most likely

[�]DisabledNeckbeard 22 points 1 day ago
It'll be a good lesson for them. You don't commit a federal crime and gently caress with other peoples mail.

# ? Jul 31, 2021 17:01

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

EorayMel posted:

Only real* OGs remember this

currently waiting for the thrilling conclusion

# ? Jul 31, 2021 17:56

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; me @ ur posts; Fun Shoe

savage x fentanyl

# ? Jul 31, 2021 17:58

gschmidl: Sep 3, 2011; watch with knife hands

EorayMel posted:

Only real* OGs remember this

I do remember this!

# ? Jul 31, 2021 18:15

Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

i can't believe what i quote it!

# ? Jul 31, 2021 18:20

DerekSmartymans: Feb 14, 2005; The
Copacetic
Ascetic

Boxturret posted:

smoke signals.

i'm not joking, they've suggested it

HAM radio mesh networks? Just carry the codes on miniature trains between villages using the Bitcoin-is-energy batteries.

Edit: That picture of Satoshi �Dorian� Nakamoto will never not be etched on my brain associating bits with Dorian�s model trains. That picture is my Google account avatar as well.

DerekSmartymans fucked around with this message at 19:12 on Jul 31, 2021

# ? Jul 31, 2021 19:02

Soricidus: Oct 21, 2010; freedom-hating statist shill

a relentless clattering. the cavern is filled with computers of all ages, their hands flashing to and fro over their abacuses as they work on the next hash. their master wishes to tip his liege lord three satoshis. they will eat well tonight if the transaction goes through.

# ? Jul 31, 2021 19:12

Weatherman: Jul 30, 2003; WARBLEKLONK

DerekSmartymans posted:

Edit: That picture of Satoshi �Dorian� Nakamoto will never not be etched on my brain associating bits with Dorian�s model trains. That picture is my Google account avatar as well.

that's a doxxing

# ? Jul 31, 2021 20:18

Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

i can't believe that derek smart was actually satoshi nakamoto

# ? Jul 31, 2021 20:23

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/jchervinsky/status/1421150344051048451

:sad:

# ? Jul 31, 2021 23:53

kw0134: Apr 19, 2003; I buy feet pics🍆

the crying in that twitter thread is glorious

# ? Aug 1, 2021 00:01

Twelve by Pies: May 4, 2012; Again a very likpatous story

who would have thought that bitcoin, the unstoppable force that will smash the state, had one weakness: the state making laws about it

# ? Aug 1, 2021 00:15

Zamujasa: Oct 27, 2010; Bread Liar

# ? Aug 1, 2021 00:26

Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

it's not fair, why aren't we allowed to do everything that legitimate financial institutions do but with no oversight or laws...

# ? Aug 1, 2021 00:31

divabot: Jun 17, 2015; A polite little mouse!

kw0134 posted:

the crying in that twitter thread is glorious

every single tweet in that thread is threatening us with a good time

# ? Aug 1, 2021 01:21

Shumagorath: Jun 6, 2001

divabot posted:

every single tweet in that thread is threatening us with a good time

quote:

https://twitter.com/jchervinsky/status/1421150358680788995

quote:

https://twitter.com/jchervinsky/status/1421150361658736649

# ? Aug 1, 2021 01:27

Twelve by Pies: May 4, 2012; Again a very likpatous story

there definitely aren't any tax evaders in crypto, anyway back to telling you how making people pay taxes they already owe will destroy crypto

# ? Aug 1, 2021 01:49

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Regulations = socialism. Bitcoin resulted in more regulations => Bitcoin increased socialism. Seraph was right all along!

# ? Aug 1, 2021 02:07

DerekSmartymans: Feb 14, 2005; The
Copacetic
Ascetic

Weatherman posted:

that's a doxxing

Bah! It�s not doxxing when I do it. _{Only when divabot does it!}

# ? Aug 1, 2021 02:22

Potato Salad: Oct 23, 2014; nobody cares

help help a nation wants to regulate the commerce in its borders

# ? Aug 1, 2021 05:48

Clockwerk: Apr 6, 2005

no one using cryptocurrency is evading taxes. also, please I beg of you do not make it more difficult to evade taxes using cryptocurrency

# ? Aug 1, 2021 05:48

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

I mean reporting anyone with bitcoin activity as an unlicensed currency exchange (unlicensed or unregistered MSB, SAR form field 35 option R) would be hilarious

# ? Aug 1, 2021 06:10

Powerful Two-Hander: Mar 10, 2004; Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.

https://twitter.com/jchervinsky/status/1421150363202330628?s=19

I'm the geopolitical blunder committed by a world superpower that the other super power immediately copied

e: or maybe I'm the crucial market sector that apparently nobody wants (money laundering, extortion and libertarians)

# ? Aug 1, 2021 10:48

4lokos basilisk: Jul 17, 2008

there is nothing positive the 'crypto ecosystem' can show as results except a bunch of cool graphs in a web browser that show some big numbers (if you mess with the x and y axes correctly)

which makes me curious - has anyone done a comparison of price of bitcoin vs the price of energy wasted to mine it vs the actual amounts of energy wasted? it might be an interesting comparison to see how much energy and money was blown away to make it possible for some bros to larp daytrading

# ? Aug 1, 2021 11:12

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Zopotantor: Feb 24, 2013; ...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/jchervinsky/status/1421150344051048451

this is obviously good for bitcoin, because

# ? Aug 1, 2021 11:12

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