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YOU knwo you;re a realy loving pice of work you mother fucker. Everyone things you're SOOOOOOO loving GREAT nbut you're soOOOOOOO loving not. loving achy brealy heart bullshit. NO DWIGHT I DON"T CARE IF YOU DIDN'T WRITE THAT loving SING YOU PIECE OF poo poo. Fuckin big MAN in a COWBOY hat, SWIGHT?? loving real cool guy bootscootin' Boogy motherfucker. NO gently caress YOU DWIGHT I"VE BEEN WAITING TO SAY THIS FOR A LONG TIME FUCKKER. I just think everything you do ISD FAKE AS gently caress. You'r the BIGGEST loving POSER I HAVE EVER SEEN DWIGHT/ YOU GONNA RIDE AFUCING HORESE, DWIGHT??? HUH??? loving DO IT YOU loving WIENER. OF COURSE OU WON"T BECAUES YOU'RE A FYCKOMG LIAR DWIGHT, gently caress YOU>
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Aug 1, 2021 06:14
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Dwight's alright
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Aug 1, 2021 06:16
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Poohs Packin posted:Dwight's alright NO gently caress HIME HE:S loving ASSHOWL
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Aug 1, 2021 06:17
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Dwight Yoakam? Might choke 'em!
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Aug 1, 2021 06:23
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Literally A Person posted:NO gently caress HIME HE:S loving ASSHOWL i call my farts asshowls
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Aug 1, 2021 06:24
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Dwight I woukld hapoily walk the sreetd of bakkrsfield wirh yoù anda guitar
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Aug 1, 2021 06:30
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More like the Yoaker
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Aug 1, 2021 06:31
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Fartington Butts posted:More like the Yoaker Feeling a Super Soaker/Dwight Yoakam crossover brewing here PM me if you want to be a millionaire.
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Aug 1, 2021 06:33
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I don't know enough about country but was DY doing a "retro" thing in the 80s? Or was that just where country was? Like he sounds super twangy compared to the pop country of today, but how was he perceived on debut?
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Aug 1, 2021 06:41
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Poohs Packin posted:I don't know enough about country but was DY doing a "retro" thing in the 80s? Or was that just where country was? I percieved hjim as a gently caress FACE
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Aug 1, 2021 06:42
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his teeth are kinda hosed lookin
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Aug 1, 2021 06:47
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Junk posted:his teeth are kinda hosed lookin AAAAAAAAAAAH SNAP, DWIGT YOUR GRILL IS hosed UP AS poo poo MOTHERFUCKER
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Aug 1, 2021 06:57
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He always wears a hat cause he got rear end hair
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Aug 1, 2021 07:02
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Some people complain on the internet, some people get a pair of gator skin boots. 
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Aug 1, 2021 07:19
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Aug 1, 2021 07:19
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more like white yokel cum amirite
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Aug 1, 2021 09:51
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I know absolutely nothing about Dwight Yoakam except that I watched the Crank movies over and over when I was like 26. So my opinion is that he's awesome, if problematic.
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Aug 1, 2021 10:37
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The kids are alDwight
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Aug 1, 2021 10:42
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I’d ask him when was the last time he bathed.
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Aug 1, 2021 10:57
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He was pretty good at being a redneck rear end in a top hat in Sling Blade.
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Aug 1, 2021 11:08
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Dwight owns you idiot moron op
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Aug 1, 2021 12:44
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I'll make degrading remarks about his teeth and make vague assertations to his horse grandfather.
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Aug 1, 2021 12:45
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I don't know who Dwight Yokam is and I know everyone.
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Aug 1, 2021 13:04
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I really like those sequined jackets, but we can’t survive with those suspicious minds
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Aug 1, 2021 13:14
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Greetings kind sir, greatly enjoyed your cameo as the prison warden in Logan Lucky. Love it when you pop up in little roles like that. Also, might you spare a moment to sign my hat? I got it from the customer service counter at my local Chili’s. Limited edition, you see.Poohs Packin posted:I don't know enough about country but was DY doing a "retro" thing in the 80s? Or was that just where country was? His whole deal is that he leans heavily into the “Bakersfield sound” that was pioneered in central California by guys like Buck Owens (hence the duet “Streets of Bakersfield”). And he’s also arguably got crossover influence from popular Mexican musical styles too. So yeah, it was kind of a retro/offbeat thing when he got started, and he’s pretty much been doing his own thing ever since. My grandma totally loved him and refused to listen to any contemporary country, if that tells you anything.
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Aug 1, 2021 13:21
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Dear god he’s aged since the office
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Aug 1, 2021 20:36
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donkey salami posted:He always wears a hat cause he’s bald
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HEY YOU DONT KNOW ME BUT YOU DONT LIKE ME YOU SAY YOU CARE LESS HOW I FEEL  HOW MANY OF YOU THAT SIT AND JUDGE ME  EVER WALKED THE STREETS OF BAKERSFIELD?  (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB7oUI32E1Y) Ole Dwight's best song is a cover
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Aug 2, 2021 05:24
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istewart posted:Greetings kind sir, greatly enjoyed your cameo as the prison warden in Logan Lucky. Love it when you pop up in little roles like that. Also, might you spare a moment to sign my hat? I got it from the customer service counter at my local Chili’s. Limited edition, you see. Listen to your grannie. Contemporary Country sucks. Old country is awesome.
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Aug 2, 2021 05:38
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i dont listen to jazz so i have no idea who this person is
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Aug 2, 2021 06:53
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Hey, lishen here, uh, Dwayne. Lishen, look at me. Lishen… dat movie with Harrishun Ford and de udder kid where Indiana Jonesh shells real eshtate to dat rapper Mister Pee and de udder kid shcrews around with yoga whosh fadder you killed… dat role wush *sloppy chef’s kiss* perfecshun, okay. Perfecshun. I fuckin’ love you, Dwayne 
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Aug 2, 2021 13:43
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he was funny as poo poo in Crank 2 I also watched a movie called Bandidas whose main purpose seemed to be to allow Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz to make out with and grope each other and Steve Zahn, but Dwight Yoakam chewed scenery as the bad guy in a ridiculous stringy black wig
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Aug 2, 2021 13:53
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Remember when people were allowed to be a celebrity and have teeth like that?
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Aug 2, 2021 13:58
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"Buddy." I lean in very, very close. Dwight pulls back. He can't help it. My breath's so thick it makes him think of kerosene more than alcohol. There's a tiny, insistent voice in his mind screaming 'fire hazard!' "Buddy," I start again. I forgot that I already said that. "Buddy, I've got no idea who you are."
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Aug 2, 2021 14:01
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Me: “Hey you!” Dright Yoakim: “Who me?” Me: 🖕🖕
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Aug 2, 2021 14:09
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Gregg Turkington looking like poo poo as usual.
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Is this... the guy who was catching all those pokemon on that yugioh show?... gently caress HIM. LEt andimals be free, dude.
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Grumblepuff posted:Is this... the guy who was catching all those pokemon on that yugioh show?... gently caress HIM. LEt andimals be free, dude. Why can't he free all the Yoakamon, huh? Huh!? Don't try and fuckin' tell me they're happier with him than they would be being free. There's no way he's got enough time to give all of them the care and attention they need.
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