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medieval cats steal penises?
all the time
only in western europe
maybe the fish will lure it back?
needs more research
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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
very common for cats in the medieval times to steal things:

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biosterous




what's the matter? cat got your dong?



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
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he/him

Robot Made of Meat

Why is the word "woodcut" stuck in my mind?


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs


jet propulsion in its infant years was unpredictable at best

Heather Papps

hello friend



the strings... are made of WHAT?!



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Heather Papps posted:


the strings... are made of WHAT?!

lol

Manifisto


Luvcow posted:

very common for cats in the medieval times to steal things:



"does kitty want a nice fish instead?"

cat: mmmmmm nope, this one is boneless


ty nesamdoom!

google THIS

Heather Papps posted:


the strings... are made of WHAT?!

Manifisto


*THUD* *THUD* *THUD*

oh god boris is whacked out on steroids straddling the rooftop again, I don't know what he wants but he's going to break something


ty nesamdoom!

Heather Papps

hello friend



stone legs, incredibly difficult to sharpen claws on



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs


no Domino's

Escape From Noise

A real game of cat and Faust going on here.

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 11:29 on Jul 31, 2021

Escape From Noise

Manifisto posted:

*THUD* *THUD* *THUD*

oh god boris is whacked out on steroids straddling the rooftop again, I don't know what he wants but he's going to break something



I really appreciate the detail paid to the balls on this yoked cat.

Prof. Crocodile

Areola Grande posted:



jet propulsion in its infant years was unpredictable at best

now no table is too high to have poo poo knocked off it!

BlueDekuNuts







Don't you hate working and that one guy won't stop licking himself to help.


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Prof. Crocodile

BlueDekuNuts posted:



Don't you hate working and that one guy won't stop licking himself to help.

we got to install flattened birdcages
comet painting delivery-y-y-y

Escape From Noise

Manifisto posted:

"does kitty want a nice fish instead?"

cat: mmmmmm nope, this one is boneless

Doesn't seem boneless...

Bluedeanie

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



>be me
>yeare of our lorde 1348
>livinge with goode woman in flanders
>she provides warm safe place to sleepe, i eate rattes about her cottage
>angry mobbe comes
>people dying in village
>see me
>see woman does nott have The Plague
>declare her a witche and burn her at yonder stake
>mfw

Ventral EggSac

biosterous posted:

what's the matter? cat got your dong?

Ventral EggSac

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Nosfereefer

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Nosfereefer

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that ancient egyptian cat looks p good. had literally nobody in medieval europe ever seen a cat?

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Prof. Crocodile


ancestor of fiesta cat?

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Nosfereefer

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e: honestly a lot of great AV material itt

Nosfereefer fucked around with this message at 19:00 on Aug 2, 2021

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Prof. Crocodile


pretty sure those are cloven hooves. what sort of cat is this?

Nosfereefer

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Prof. Crocodile posted:

pretty sure those are cloven hooves. what sort of cat is this?

back legs look webbed, so a p messed up cat id say

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Finger Prince


Nosfereefer posted:

that ancient egyptian cat looks p good. had literally nobody in medieval europe ever seen a cat?

I've been thinking about this, and the nearest thing I can figure is the people drawing those were scribes. Their only job description is knowing how to read and write, not draw pictures. Today's equivalent would be like asking a software engineer/coder to design a GUI. And we've all experienced what that looks like.

Nosfereefer

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Finger Prince posted:

I've been thinking about this, and the nearest thing I can figure is the people drawing those were scribes. Their only job description is knowing how to read and write, not draw pictures. Today's equivalent would be like asking a software engineer/coder to design a GUI. And we've all experienced what that looks like.

i can also imagine them just simply trusting some second hand account of what cats look like by some classical greek dude, over whatever their lying eyes were telling them

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Ventral EggSac


those motherfuckers

Nosfereefer

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Ventral EggSac posted:

those motherfuckers

mondays, am i right?

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Manifisto


I will be honest that is a wiiiiide mouth, I think it's a problem for me


ty nesamdoom!

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