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PIZZA.BAT)
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rotor posted:a chinese masseuse once told me I have too much wind in my body and i apologized cause i thought she meant i farted a lot Cochino.
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# ? Aug 2, 2021 19:31 |
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 02:13 |
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Ellie Trashcakes posted:Which implies that you farted at least once during the massage. i was about half conscious the entire time, my body does what it does
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# ? Aug 2, 2021 19:32 |
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lmao masseuse doing the fast chopping knife hands thing and rotors rear end sounding like a duck going over a cattle grid
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# ? Aug 2, 2021 19:38 |
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NoneMoreNegative posted:sounding like a duck going over a cattle grid literally lol'd out loud
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# ? Aug 2, 2021 19:38 |
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NoneMoreNegative posted:lmao masseuse doing the fast chopping knife hands thing and rotors rear end sounding like a duck going over a cattle grid help lmao
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# ? Aug 2, 2021 19:53 |
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President Beep posted:ten free hours/month? what am i supposed to do for the next 30 days and 14 hours? True story, when I was like 10 or 11 years old, my dad gave me his compuserve login for "school and stuff" i did not know or care that it billed hourly, plus the local numbers never worked so i dialed into the 800 number pool which worked great for hours and hours every night, playing MUD-1 British Legends and other bullshit he got a bill for like $3500 after a couple months on his amex. They did refund it in the end but when we were still on speaking terms it used to be a common rib he'd get me with
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# ? Aug 2, 2021 20:01 |
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rotor posted:i was about half conscious the entire time, my body does what it does
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# ? Aug 2, 2021 20:04 |
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Ellie Trashcakes posted:Perhaps you should have put a cork in it, Farty Oldcakes i think that costs extra
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# ? Aug 2, 2021 20:11 |
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ADINSX posted:I don’t want my humors balanced, but I do want to receive electronic mail by means of a hand held computer and modem at a public telephone; that’s the exact amount of technology I want in my life The world woulda been better if the libraries had owned the internet. You can post, but only at the local library, and it's all organized according to meticulous standards
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# ? Aug 2, 2021 20:21 |
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rotor posted:i think that costs extra I certainly do it's called "yospos"
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# ? Aug 2, 2021 20:29 |
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NoneMoreNegative posted:lmao masseuse doing the fast chopping knife hands thing and rotors rear end sounding like a duck going over a cattle grid I love the imagery these forums come up with sometimes.
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# ? Aug 2, 2021 20:48 |
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more of a soundscape imo
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# ? Aug 2, 2021 21:05 |
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You never know when farts are going to be about when the body undergoes forces. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/725414171327594606/871264435690430494/1t5ntnk.mp4
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# ? Aug 2, 2021 21:08 |
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Sniep posted:True story, when I was like 10 or 11 years old, my dad gave me his compuserve login for "school and stuff" lol similar but it was team fortress classic (and a lower number)
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# ? Aug 2, 2021 21:18 |
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Ellie Trashcakes posted:lmao if you don't have an extensive buttplug collection by the time you're 35 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TiBjZA7Fsg
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# ? Aug 2, 2021 21:27 |
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# ? Aug 2, 2021 22:07 |
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paging dr. 290, dr. 290 to the ward
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# ? Aug 2, 2021 22:10 |
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yep
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# ? Aug 2, 2021 22:12 |
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ok these rideshare drivers are getting ridiculous
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# ? Aug 2, 2021 22:13 |
"when this baby hits 88 posts per hour, you're gonna see some serious poo poo"
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# ? Aug 2, 2021 22:15 |
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mediaphage posted:ok these rideshare drivers are getting ridiculous real pic of a new tow truck install those are only 9 of 21 total radios installed in that truck. Logic being that tow truck calls are a race, as soon as they hear a wreck called out on cop radios they haul rear end as fast as they can to be first scanners might have enough delay that they lose the race hence, twenty-one motorola spectras it is (those are gonna run $200-1000 each btw)
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# ? Aug 2, 2021 22:16 |
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Jonny 290 posted:real pic of a new tow truck install good grief sort of hope they lose money on that, they're a blight here in terms of preying on accidents and literally lying to potential customers about fees and partnerships etc
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# ? Aug 2, 2021 22:19 |
Jonny 290 posted:real pic of a new tow truck install https://twitter.com/IllyBocean/status/1090170558329679872
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# ? Aug 2, 2021 22:20 |
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https://www.tiktok.com/embed/6990898639556054278
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# ? Aug 2, 2021 22:42 |
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NoneMoreNegative posted:lmao masseuse doing the fast chopping knife hands thing and rotors rear end sounding like a duck going over a cattle grid
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 00:40 |
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NoneMoreNegative posted:lmao masseuse doing the fast chopping knife hands thing and rotors rear end sounding like a duck going over a cattle grid
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 00:55 |
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I'm too city to know what that means
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 01:33 |
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cows wont walk over em
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 01:41 |
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 02:00 |
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 02:32 |
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 03:47 |
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Jonny 290 posted:
I've seen sheep walk over them, and a relative told me they saw a mother sheep teaching their youngun to cross them. But then, these are Welsh sheep, sheep who are known to hang around roads unconcerned and sometimes jump into cars when they finally get afraid
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 04:09 |
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alexandriao posted:I've seen sheep walk over them, and a relative told me they saw a mother sheep teaching their youngun to cross them. But then, these are Welsh sheep, sheep who are known to hang around roads unconcerned and sometimes jump into cars when they finally get afraid Tourist: Well why don't you just remove Harold? Shepherd: Because of the enormous commercial possibilities if 'e succeeds.
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 04:11 |
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The sheep here regularly walk over the cattle grids nearby and sometimes through a hosed up fence, and down into our town, it's kinda cool to just wake up or be going to bed and hear bleating and baa'ing. One time when I went to college, there was a tiny flock of sheep (one with a lamb(!)) right between me and the train station, had to be real careful not to get too close to any of them because I didn't want to be the only local that got the poo poo beat out of her by a overly protective mom sheep edit: content alexandriao fucked around with this message at 04:23 on Aug 3, 2021 |
# ? Aug 3, 2021 04:16 |
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I've never seen a sheep before. like a domesticated one I saw bighorn sheep in the mountains but that's different
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 04:21 |
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alexandriao posted:The sheep here regularly walk over the cattle grids nearby and sometimes through a hosed up fence, and down into our town, it's kinda cool to just wake up or be going to bed and hear bleating and baa'ing. its arm is in one them sheeps
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 04:22 |
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wtf smoka go to a petting zoo
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 04:23 |
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wait do they not have petting zoos i edmonton? if not, then the place truly is cursed
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 04:23 |
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I've never seen an alpaca either. I can ride a horse though but that's alberta poo poo. I don't like horses though they're hosed up
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 04:27 |
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Achmed Jones posted:wtf smoka go to a petting zoo bitch I'm super high and would go to a petting zoo right now
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 04:28 |