rotor posted:

a chinese masseuse once told me I have too much wind in my body and i apologized cause i thought she meant i farted a lot

Ellie Trashcakes posted:

Which implies that you farted at least once during the massage.

Cochino.

NoneMoreNegative posted:

sounding like a duck going over a cattle grid

NoneMoreNegative posted:

lmao masseuse doing the fast chopping knife hands thing and rotors rear end sounding like a duck going over a cattle grid

President Beep posted:

ten free hours/month? what am i supposed to do for the next 30 days and 14 hours?

rotor posted:

i was about half conscious the entire time, my body does what it does

Ellie Trashcakes posted:

Perhaps you should have put a cork in it, Farty Oldcakes

ADINSX posted:

I don’t want my humors balanced, but I do want to receive electronic mail by means of a hand held computer and modem at a public telephone; that’s the exact amount of technology I want in my life

rotor posted:

i think that costs extra

NoneMoreNegative posted:

lmao masseuse doing the fast chopping knife hands thing and rotors rear end sounding like a duck going over a cattle grid

Sniep posted:

True story, when I was like 10 or 11 years old, my dad gave me his compuserve login for "school and stuff"

i did not know or care that it billed hourly, plus the local numbers never worked so i dialed into the 800 number pool which worked great

for hours and hours every night, playing MUD-1 British Legends and other bullshit

he got a bill for like $3500 after a couple months on his amex. They did refund it in the end but when we were still on speaking terms it used to be a common rib he'd get me with

Ellie Trashcakes posted:

lmao if you don't have an extensive buttplug collection by the time you're 35

I certainly do it's called "yospos"

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mediaphage posted:

ok these rideshare drivers are getting ridiculous

Jonny 290 posted:

real pic of a new tow truck install



those are only 9 of 21 total radios installed in that truck.

Logic being that tow truck calls are a race, as soon as they hear a wreck called out on cop radios they haul rear end as fast as they can to be first

scanners might have enough delay that they lose the race

hence, twenty-one motorola spectras it is (those are gonna run $200-1000 each btw)

Jonny 290 posted:

real pic of a new tow truck install



those are only 9 of 21 total radios installed in that truck.

Logic being that tow truck calls are a race, as soon as they hear a wreck called out on cop radios they haul rear end as fast as they can to be first

scanners might have enough delay that they lose the race

hence, twenty-one motorola spectras it is (those are gonna run $200-1000 each btw)

NoneMoreNegative posted:

lmao masseuse doing the fast chopping knife hands thing and rotors rear end sounding like a duck going over a cattle grid

NoneMoreNegative posted:

lmao masseuse doing the fast chopping knife hands thing and rotors rear end sounding like a duck going over a cattle grid

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Jonny 290 posted:

cows wont walk over em

alexandriao posted:

I've seen sheep walk over them, and a relative told me they saw a mother sheep teaching their youngun to cross them. But then, these are Welsh sheep, sheep who are known to hang around roads unconcerned and sometimes jump into cars when they finally get afraid

alexandriao posted:

The sheep here regularly walk over the cattle grids nearby and sometimes through a hosed up fence, and down into our town, it's kinda cool to just wake up or be going to bed and hear bleating and baa'ing.

One time when I went to college, there was a tiny flock of sheep (one with a lamb(!)) right between me and the train station, had to be real careful not to get too close to any of them because I didn't want to be the only local that got the poo poo beat out of her by a overly protective mom sheep

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Achmed Jones posted:

wtf smoka go to a petting zoo