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I've read extensively the rules, yet my friends insist on this: I'm new, I met them while playing an ego simulator. Here is their discord: https://discord.gg/HpprcUdt5z About me? I live everyday wondering if I brought home a disease from the hospital I work at, but other than that life is great I have an addiction too MMOs for some reason. I like telling my wife about the dozens or thousands of people doing things in another world I'm part of, also they feed my ego in a weird way. I also have a beautiful newborn daughter. Where am I from? I'm a Texan, howdy . In EVE: Echos I was a middle-manager of sorts for a megalomaniacal Banana, although I sort of fell into that role when all of the middle-managers above me started to slack on their duties. After a protracted 8 month pissing contest with some neighbors of our neighbor's neighbor, I started to look for some fun again for my plebs (and myself). There wasn't much around as the Banana emperor decided to make friends with everyone, this sucked. Fortunately, I saw a flock of geese that had given us trouble in the past living nearby, so I decided too call pest control on them and have them removed. This didn't go as planned, I spent 3 months working with others in management to help me, but instead of the geese being removed, they moved in with us. We had geese flying everywhere, and it was very bad for our plebs. And then, one night, a Dutchman named Mario, with napoleon syndrome and the middle-manager above middle-managers like me, told me I couldn't post with the geese anymore or I would be banned . The geese, although deadly, are great posters and fun too fight; This made me very pissed, so I asked around, looking for someone to take me in. I didn't have to go far. It turns out that those murder machines known as geese, are actually pretty cool. So now I'm here, taking up time in your life I think my $10 investment will be well used here. Kyro fucked around with this message at 04:37 on Aug 3, 2021 |
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add slashes to your poo poo. like this /. slash. otherwise your code won't work and you'll look like a dork and none of the hot girls here will want to chat u up
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 04:34 |
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there are a lot of people coming here from the spreadsheet simulator it looks like what happened
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 04:35 |
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TL:DR
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 04:35 |
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hi
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 04:46 |
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Whats the color of the boathouse at Hereford??!!
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 04:47 |
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Kyro posted:I've read extensively the rules, yet my friends insist on this: I'm sorry but this is the wrong forum for introductions, all intro posts for Eve are supposed to go in the Fleet Yearbook/Application/Dashboards forum.
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 04:49 |
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Kyro posted:words Hello friendo, welcome to Something Awful, we've recently had a management change but you'll not even notice that (unless you would have been into battery and spousal abuse) So has anyone explained the new goon formality of sucking all the penises? It is totally real and not something I made up a few moments ago.
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 04:50 |
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kntfkr posted:add slashes to your poo poo. like this /. slash. otherwise your code won't work and you'll look like a dork and none of the hot girls here will want to chat u up Figured that out quick
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 04:51 |
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the holy poopacy posted:I'm sorry but this is the wrong forum for introductions, all intro posts for Eve are supposed to go in the Fleet Yearbook/Application/Dashboards forum. EVE Online or EVE: Echos?
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 04:52 |
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op to get into goon swarm you got to get jumped in or sexed in I chose both
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 04:56 |
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I come for procreation only, but good for you, op
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 04:59 |
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OP I hope you can find a good psychotherapist. After you work through your obsessions, you'll find there is much more to life than bananas, geese and middle management. You alone can do it but you can't do it alone. Good luck!
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 05:00 |
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hi buddy! welcome! whats your favorite anime?
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 05:04 |
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hbag posted:there are a lot of people coming here from the spreadsheet simulator it looks like Some fools tried going against Goons and lost so now people are defecting (?) to the Goonswarm.
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 05:06 |
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have you ever kissed your siblings on then lips??
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 05:07 |
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op if you are going to post here there is one thing we gotta make clear right off the bat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U1yb7PQw4o&t=75s
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 05:08 |
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MakaVillian posted:Some fools tried going against Goons and lost so now people are defecting (?) to the Goonswarm. oh, sounds cool if i had the attention span and/or love for spreadsheets i would likely get involved
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 05:08 |
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honk!
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 05:11 |
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Sid Vicious posted:hi buddy! welcome! whats your favorite anime? Cowboy Bebop
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Cum
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 05:25 |
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Eat my anys poo poo
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 05:26 |
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So what attracted you to EVE and what about it keeps you interested? Just kidding. I don't give a gently caress.
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 05:27 |
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I'm cumming for your spaceships OP
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 05:29 |
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It keeps happening.
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 05:34 |
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Man this is awesome it's great to have new Goons welcome to GBS!!!! And thank you for your no doubt very hard work the last couple years, year and a half
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 05:34 |
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Howdy friend! One thing you should know about me - I have fun to come. A lotta times it looks like i'm about to sneeze to regular folks, like on a roller coaster or at the fair, but nope. Coming. From fun!
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 05:42 |
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If you have free cocaine and willing to travel to the northeast us op I will be your friend.
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 05:45 |
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I release my full payload onto the OP's flagship, causing his thruster to explode with great force. The hangar bay collapses completely, its walls surrendering to the tremendous attack I have unleashed. His bridge is rocked to and fro; dazed and confused, its loss of control is total
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 05:48 |
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Welcome friendo. The first rule about gbs is you don't talk about the pig balls
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 05:49 |
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i cant stop farting should i call an ambulance edit: welvome
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 05:54 |
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Kyro posted:Cowboy Bebop get everybody and the stuff together
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 05:55 |
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Hello, OP. You will notice next to my username there is a blue star. This label means I am a moderator and specifically I am one of the moderators here in GBS. You will be challenged OP. You will be challenged.
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 05:56 |
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Literally A Person posted:Hello, OP. mentaly haha no just kidding!!
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 05:56 |
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Literally A Person posted:Hello, OP. dont listen to this guy he is a notorious liar
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 05:57 |
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the blue star denotes cutest bum as decided in the secret mod forum
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 05:58 |
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Sid Vicious posted:get everybody and the stuff together 3 2 1 let's cum
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 05:58 |
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J4G OP, unless you plan on facing DIRE CONSEQUNCES you will sing us one verse of I want it that way by the Backstreet Boys. You have exactly 12 hours to post ITT or your destruction will be complete That's by 10:00 PST in case you were wondering.
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:the blue star denotes cutest bum as decided in the secret mod forum Please, OP doesn't yet need to know about my incredibly cute and tight buns. Not yet, OP.
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