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Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

dunno if this was posted in the POS but flight chat reminded me.

https://twitter.com/dare_darou/status/1258769312052985861

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Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



lament.cfg posted:

that is the ring

the gaping rear end in a top hat was in the plane

goodness

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

lament.cfg posted:

that is the ring

the gaping rear end in a top hat was in the plane
:rackem:

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
one of those bar stormer guys

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Sniep posted:

oh man imagine if you dropped your iPhone

https://i.imgur.com/QEj7z7R.mp4

CPColin posted:

I probably should have been able to guess that haha

one time i was coming in on base, first in line to land, and there was a bonanza or something on about a 5 mile final

tower: "bonanza 69Q, reduce your airspeed."
69Q: "roger, we'll slow down, 69Q"
tower: "yeah you're coming in behind a 152 on long right base and he's..."
(break)
tower: "...forty knots slower than you."

like drat dude. you don't have to do me dirty like that

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

trying to rip the textures from cruelty squad because there's one texture from trauma loop that i want to make my discord and twitter av

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Sagebrush posted:

like drat dude. you don't have to do me dirty like that

lol you got blackbirded

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

hbag posted:

trying to rip the textures from cruelty squad because there's one texture from trauma loop that i want to make my discord and twitter av

stop posting in d&d

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

fart simpson posted:

stop posting in d&d

i made 1 post there and it wasnt even in a politics-adjacent thread

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

stop now

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
D&D is all ex-libertarian liberals lol

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
D&D is like and entire forum of Sagebrush pushed beyond the limits lol

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

SmokaDustbowl posted:

D&D is like and entire forum of Sagebrush pushed beyond the limits lol

good loving lord

Pythagoras a trois
Feb 19, 2004

I have a lot of points to make and I will make them later.
Is it too late for cranky chat about sleep? no, it's not even midnight here

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

hbag posted:

good loving lord

i can post there in moderation because my brain is fully developed and i have all my shots

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
i had several meetings today, ate healthy for every meal, did some more painting and clearcoating, pulled/whacked some weeds, bleached my kitchen sink and ordered new light bulbs. bout to go walk in 30 mins and then that will be the end of a long productive day.

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Jonny 290 posted:

i had several meetings today, ate healthy for every meal, did some more painting and clearcoating, pulled/whacked some weeds, bleached my kitchen sink and ordered new light bulbs. bout to go walk in 30 mins and then that will be the end of a long productive day.

i found a supposedly real bagel shop near my office. gonna try their bagels for lunch. that will be the end of the productive part of my day

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBLF26-Irdc

Pythagoras a trois
Feb 19, 2004

I have a lot of points to make and I will make them later.
Here's what a 3 year old who needs to take a nap looks like when they resist change well into their 20's, a man picking picking fights with an established sleep scientist over a variety of minutia in a book about please stop depriving yourself of sleep: https://guzey.com/books/why-we-sleep/

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Jonny 290 posted:

i had several meetings today, ate healthy for every meal, did some more painting and clearcoating, pulled/whacked some weeds, bleached my kitchen sink and ordered new light bulbs. bout to go walk in 30 mins and then that will be the end of a long productive day.

the guy at the liquor store gave me a free promotional glass even though I was buying cheap poo poo. it's tacky but a really good glass

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
"i know you're going to drink this straight out of the bottle, here"

Pythagoras a trois
Feb 19, 2004

I have a lot of points to make and I will make them later.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-Vn_fmkCuc

ok that's what I came here to post goodnight

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

RokosCockatrice posted:

Here's what a 3 year old who needs to take a nap looks like when they resist change well into their 20's, a man picking picking fights with an established sleep scientist over a variety of minutia in a book about please stop depriving yourself of sleep: https://guzey.com/books/why-we-sleep/



lmao

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Jonny 290 posted:

"i know you're going to drink this straight out of the bottle, here"

I only drink beer lol. I drink gin on my birthday though

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

i somehow dont have a photo id so i cant buy alcohol despite being old enough

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

hbag posted:

i somehow dont have a photo id so i cant buy alcohol despite being old enough

lmao

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
of course

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
I'm almost complete shutin hikki and don't drive and all that lame poo poo, and I have a current ID

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
i don’t have a license but i drive anyway because it turns out that police (except for county sheriffs) a
cannot infringe upon your right to “Travel”.

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

SmokaDustbowl posted:

I'm almost complete shutin hikki and don't drive and all that lame poo poo, and I have a current ID

i have a university ID but it doesnt have my DOB on it and also isnt legal ID anyway
i dont have a passport either

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

President Beep posted:

i don’t have a license but i drive anyway because it turns out that police (except for county sheriffs) a
cannot infringe upon your right to “Travel”.

thanks for the tip.

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

fart simpson posted:

thanks for the tip.

surely this tip is useless for you
i thought The Great Tollbooth wouldnt let you start your car without cross-referencing a spit sample with a license registry

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

apparently the uk stopped issuing ID cards 10 years ago (wtf why?)

gov.uk posted:

Identity cards were scrapped in 2011 - they’re no longer valid and you can’t use them as proof of identify.

You don’t have to return your identity card. You should destroy it or keep it in a safe place.

The fee you paid won’t be refunded.

The government securely destroyed the personal details of everyone who had an identity card.

The_Franz fucked around with this message at 05:00 on Aug 3, 2021

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

hbag posted:

surely this tip is useless for you
i thought The Great Tollbooth wouldnt let you start your car without cross-referencing a spit sample with a license registry

what are you talking about

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

The_Franz posted:

apparently the uk stopped issuing ID cards 10 years ago (wtf why?)

lmao what

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

so in the uk if you don't have a driver's license or passport you just...have no photo id?

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

Sagebrush posted:

so in the uk if you don't have a driver's license or passport you just...have no photo id?

i mean what else am i going to use

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe


our ids have a dinosaur on them

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

SmokaDustbowl posted:



our ids have a dinosaur on them

your real name is sample sally?

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

hbag posted:

i mean what else am i going to use

usually the government can issue a plain old photo id card with your picture and birthday on it so you can buy beer without having to get a driver's license or passport.

e: yeah like that thing smoka posted

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