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SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

fart simpson posted:

your real name is sample sally?

yeah it's me I'm also a specimen thanks for asking

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

apparently you can get something called a "citizencard" in the uk as an alternative photo id card that does not let you travel or drive.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Sagebrush posted:

apparently you can get something called a "citizencard" in the uk as an alternative photo id card that does not let you travel or drive.

maybe they're religious and think id cards are mark of the beast

alberta has the mark of the badass dinosaur beast on it

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

lol the uk actually privatized the ID card industry

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

apparently i already need a photo ID to apply for a citizen card

The_Franz posted:

lol the uk actually privatized the ID card industry

yeah well you privatized the healthcare industry who's the real loser here

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



got one of these today



take my IDS!!

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

i wonder if i could use the official NHS app with my literal medical record on it as ID

DELETE CASCADE
Oct 25, 2017

i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003

Jonny 290 posted:

pulled/whacked ... weed ... a long productive day.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxG-7AsbjeI

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqpnbSFprB4

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

SmokaDustbowl posted:

yeah it's me I'm also a specimen thanks for asking

im just doing my job, ma’am. there’s no need to be rude.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

fart simpson posted:

im just doing my job, ma’am. there’s no need to be rude.

my voice is my password verify me

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkRkuI0ZgX0

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfXLMHwCFrs

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:


i haven’t not clicked a video so hard in a while

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




RokosCockatrice posted:

Here's what a 3 year old who needs to take a nap looks like when they resist change well into their 20's, a man picking picking fights with an established sleep scientist over a variety of minutia in a book about please stop depriving yourself of sleep: https://guzey.com/books/why-we-sleep/

guzey has that very powerful top level hn comment energy about him

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

is 9 AM, i got 3 hours of sleep
do i get up now or try and sleep longer
i was up for 8 hours yesterday on 14 hours of sleep

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


stay up

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
hbag do you not have a passport

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

bump_fn posted:

hbag do you not have a passport

no my post saying that i don't have a passport was written by goblins

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

hbag posted:

no my post saying that i don't have a passport was written by goblins

does this mean no you actually do? or no you still don’t

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

fart simpson posted:

does this mean no you actually do? or no you still don’t

i was very sarcastically telling them that i had already clarified that i don't have a passport

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

hbag posted:

i was very sarcastically telling them that i had already clarified that i don't have a passport

so you don’t have one???

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


lament.cfg posted:

that is the ring

the gaping rear end in a top hat was in the plane

lmao

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

fart simpson posted:

so you don’t have one???

i do not have a passport

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

hbag posted:

i do not have a passport

thank you for clearing this up. assuming this isn’t just another sarcastic trick.

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

fart simpson posted:

thank you for clearing this up. assuming this isn’t just another sarcastic trick.

me? sarcastic? never

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

hbag posted:

no my post saying that i don't have a passport was written by goblins

i’m not gonna go back pages to read old posts bitch

get a passport

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

hbag posted:

me? sarcastic? never

if you sarcastically lie, your still lying. i just learned this recently, and now you know too

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


fart simpson posted:

if you sarcastically lie, your still lying. i just learned this recently, and now you know too

suuuure you did, uh-huh

4lokos basilisk
Jul 17, 2008


SmokaDustbowl posted:



our ids have a dinosaur on them

i also have bro hair

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

starting to think maybe it's a good thing i only really function in the middle of the night because now im trying to talk to old secondary school friends because i have nobody

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

hbag posted:

starting to think maybe it's a good thing i only really function in the middle of the night because now im trying to talk to old secondary school friends because i have nobody

https://youtu.be/Kkrb4h4weW4

KidDynamite
Feb 11, 2005

loving insole on my left boxing shoe keeps slipping around while I work out, considering shoe gooing it down rather than addressing whatever instep problem I have there. left side is were i have 2 screws from an ankle fracture from when I got hit by a car.

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

fart simpson posted:

i haven’t not clicked a video so hard in a while

i don't know what the video's about, but i really enjoyed this phrasing :jj:

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

fart simpson posted:

i haven’t not clicked a video so hard in a while

posted like someone who dosnt read the sci fi thread

mystes
May 31, 2006

fart simpson posted:

if you sarcastically lie, your still lying. i just learned this recently, and now you know too
Thanks, very helpful.

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Jonny 290 posted:

i had several meetings today, ate healthy for every meal, did some more painting and clearcoating, pulled/whacked some weeds, bleached my kitchen sink and ordered new light bulbs. bout to go walk in 30 mins and then that will be the end of a long productive day.

Hell yeah dude. I took a sick day made brownies, and tended to the garden. I need to repot a couple of plants, but all the clay pots at lowes/home depot in the size I need are sold out.

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AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

cls: Woke up this morning, got ready to go the gym, and got to the gym realizing that I forgot my mask, water, my headphones, and more importantly my phone which actually lets me in.

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