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Haha, gently caress you Ezekial, you sheep stealing pile of poo poo! I got a nice piece of shale with your stupid name on it!
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*Hits bong*
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Aug 3, 2021 21:38
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Katamari Democracy posted:*Hits bong* WIIIIIIITCH!
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Aug 3, 2021 21:39
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wait, how does this guarantee a good harvest again?
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Aug 3, 2021 21:43
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The punishment for stealing a sheep was to replace it with four sheep. Not a stoning. “Whoever steals an ox or a sheep and slaughters it or sells it must pay back five head of cattle for the ox and four sheep for the sheep."
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Aug 3, 2021 21:47
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Puff Puff Pass my peasant! This isn't a real stoning if you don't follow the rules
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*buried to his neck in the sand* I guess the mods actually did get serious about tuggin'.
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:WIIIIIIITCH! sorry, I'm fuckin baked out of my خربزه right now Colonel Cancer posted:Puff Puff Pass my peasant! This isn't a real stoning if you don't follow the rules Yahweh really, sorry my brohiem
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Aug 3, 2021 21:55
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The Human Crouton posted:The punishment for stealing a sheep was to replace it with four sheep. Not a stoning. look these four sheep are great but they aren't my buddy, Gossip, and I want her back 
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Edit, on second thought, I can't even joke about this.
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Aug 3, 2021 21:56
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The Human Crouton posted:The punishment for stealing a sheep was to replace it with four sheep. Not a stoning. We're a very stone-happy offshoot
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where's he without sin? we can't really get this started without him. guys? are you him? what about you? any sins? c'mon guys
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Five scheckels to the first person to hit them in the dong!
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Aug 3, 2021 22:43
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I'm not participating this thread makes me feel bad 
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Aug 3, 2021 22:45
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Katamari Democracy posted:*Hits bong*
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Aug 3, 2021 22:45
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man this shared atrocity really binds the community together
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*tugs* more weight!
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Aug 3, 2021 22:46
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i would harness the power of the free market to save the person by shouting PAYING $5 PER STONE FOR THE NEXT HOUR!
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:I'm not participating this thread makes me feel bad Let’s throw rocks at this guy next.
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Aug 3, 2021 22:48
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Giraffe posted:Let’s throw rocks at this guy next. the holy poopacy posted:where's he without sin? we can't really get this started without him.
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My lack of upper body strength make it so the stones fall well short of the mark
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Hey, buddy, can I borrow one of those big stones you have? All I got is these little pebbles, I mean, it's basically just a handful of gravel. I got here late, all the good stones were already taken. Come on, just one? The village leader is going to be pissed at me if I just throw this dumb handful of sand. gently caress. Fine, gently caress you then. Maybe I can find a stick or something to throw. Stupid selfish stone assholes, god
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what am I? NOT gonna hit the guy? Oy the guts on this gavoykavitch.
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Everyone please put on your safety glasses and begin your five minute stretch warmup; we don't want anyone to get hurt.
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Much like ducking in water is used to test those accused of witchery by their unholy rejection of a baptism, throwing a load of stones is used on those accused of being Neo from The Matrix. Of course, in both cases, you tie them down. Wouldn't want them getting away.
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*Shirley Jackson looks on*
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surely we can resolve this without throwing rocks at my head fellas
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Chrs posted:Are you guys underarm throwers or overhand? side arm!
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Aug 3, 2021 23:29
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I'm safe here in my glass house
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Aug 3, 2021 23:33
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<sets up tent and baskets filled with rocks> GET YER ROCKS HERE!!!! GET YER ROCKS HERE!!!! ONE POUNDERS, WITH POINTY TIPS: 3 FOR $5!!! TWO POUNDERS, WITH POINTY TIPS: 3 FOR $8!!!!
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Aug 3, 2021 23:35
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*rolls a 1 on d20*
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So like, why is this song called “Rainy Day Women” again? Also, Waylan’s song is better.
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*throws a thin flat rock like a shuriken*
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I've been thinking about it, and this seems kind of dumb. It's a lot of effort to throw all these rocks and what if we miss and hit each other? And isn't this going to take, like, a really long time? Couldn't someone just hit him with a club or stab him or something? I'm just saying, this seems unnecessarily performative and we're going to waste all afternoon. I still have manure to shovel.
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StarkRavingMad posted:I've been thinking about it, and this seems kind of dumb. It's a lot of effort to throw all these rocks and what if we miss and hit each other? And isn't this going to take, like, a really long time? Gotta use the big rock. 
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Aug 4, 2021 00:03
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*picks up the lantern and heads west*
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StarkRavingMad posted:I've been thinking about it, and this seems kind of dumb. It's a lot of effort to throw all these rocks and what if we miss and hit each other? And isn't this going to take, like, a really long time? A smart guy, huh? Get the rocks boys!!!
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People think I'm throwing rocks but it's actually poop.
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