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think about it, it'll be like sesame street, but fuckin' twisted. we'll make jokes about hands up asses and this revolutionary approach to legally-distinct-from-muppet type puppets is gonna make us rich! imagine, just think about all the gag potential! what if oscar was actually addicted to drugs. it'll be a mature deconstruction of one of the few pure and good things ever produced for kids on television! big bird is strung out and snuffleupagus is the manifestion of his addiction. what's that? snuffleupagus is a metaphor for abuse already? fuckin' a. |
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I thought you meant like they would be physically dirty, I think we could cut costs at pbs if we kept everything the same but just didn't wash them as much |
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When I was in college Avenue Q was really popular and I learned the words to most of the songs by osmosis. But I didn't like Avenue Q. The puppets were simply too filthy.
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sex toy story (leaning back in my herman miller chair basking in the awe of my own brain) |
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Ventral EggSac posted:I thought you meant like they would be physically dirty, I think we could cut costs at pbs if we kept everything the same but just didn't wash them as much not only do we not wash the puppets we rub dirt into their fur
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Beeker's disgusting dildo collection
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Beeker's disgusting dildo collection I see someone's a Bad Dragon fan... |
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Aug 3, 2021 22:00
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Have you ever tried to wash a puppet? All puppets smell bad. That's why puppeteers are constantly stuffing potpourri in their little pockets. |
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Which Muppet do you think best represents calm.jpg? Remember, there's a gigantic hand crammed up and in there just out of frame... |
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Which Muppet is Kirk "Goatse" Johnson? My money's on Sweetums 
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elmo with a gun tho
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Which Muppet is Kirk "Goatse" Johnson?  Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Which Muppet do you think best represents calm.jpg? 
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the count but he's counting......that's right, his guns
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nut posted:the count but he's counting......that's right, his guns Yeah but what about... Snuffleupagun https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Yeah but what about... what's that at the end of his trunk.. ... could it be... it's a knife! ... jk it's a gun lol
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Aug 4, 2021 01:35
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what if someone combined the best parts of Crank Yankers, Avenue Q, and Wonder Showzen into an extravaganza of Jim Henson-style puppets saying stuff like "suck my balls gary" and won several awards
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Barco Fiesta posted:what if someone combined the best parts of Crank Yankers, Avenue Q, and Wonder Showzen into an extravaganza of Jim Henson-style puppets saying stuff like "suck my balls gary" and won several awards this is actually an original idea that no one has ever done of or even considered before thank you very much
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Aug 4, 2021 01:55
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H.R. Fuckenstuff- the whole set is engaging in acts that would be better not trying to describe here. "H.R. Fuckenstuff, Sometimes the sex is rough H.R. Fuckenstuff You went in for a diddle now you can't get enough!" |
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Heather Papps posted:this is actually an original idea that no one has ever done of or even considered before thank you very much i couldn't resist the urge to shitpost but I genuinely believe the hosed up sesame street microgenre was too brief and left a lot of untapped potential. like what if you had a hitler puppet.
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All puppets emit beta radiation, even if their component materials do not. Puppeteers are prone to a specific type of hand cancer known as McCarthy's Black Claw. |
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uh you guys know meet the feebles exists right |
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Aug 4, 2021 06:11
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what if elmo smoked weed lmfao
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kermitandbigbirdgetstoned.mp3
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I was always a fan of Mr. Floppy from hit show "Unhappily Ever After".
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nut posted:elmo with a gun tho Mr Hardboiled Noodle |
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 The story of how grover found bath salts |
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Elmo: Or, the 120 Days of Cotton
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Puppets produce pollen year-round, but require an extinct species of wasp to reproduce by pollination. |
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How Wonderful! posted:Elmo: Or, the 120 Days of Cotton story of elmO
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Grover is a loving coward but, Grover with a gun?
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i’m just imagining all different types of gags that could be made about puppets having sex, jerking off, cumming etc and i’m loving lolleing
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watho posted:i’m just imagining all different types of gags that could be made about puppets having sex, jerking off, cumming etc and i’m loving lolleing the cum can be white yarn this is gonna be so funny
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Aug 4, 2021 20:14
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Muppets poop out brown yarn, unless they ate muppet beets (they have eyes and talk and sing), in which case it's red yarn |
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Heather Papps posted:the cum can be white yarn this is gonna be so funny lmfao!!!
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This movie was called "The Happytime Murders" and it won a whole lot of "worst" nominations. |
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Heather Papps posted:the cum can be white yarn this is gonna be so funny wait, did I just miss the joke |
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Aug 4, 2021 21:53
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what if like a george w bush puppet and a saddam hussein puppet sat down at a restaurant and they both ordered the spaghetti and dog poo poo and then did a lady and the tramp thing with one piece of spaghetti and it was both topical and extremely what america needs rn
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cruft posted:This movie was called "The Happytime Murders" and it won a whole lot of "worst" nominations. im pretty sure you're thinking of something else this is a new idea that no one has ever considered even once i am certain
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