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The Equestrian are a really exciting and totally necessary Olympic discipline. But there is 1 fact about the sport that you may not know. And I'd like to change that! All the other sports the winners get Gold, Silver, And Bronze metal around their neck after they win. In Equestrian, even the losers get metal. Just in the form of lead as they shoot the losing horses dead as they are worthless if they can't do their little dancing stuff better than the others. (Also Russian & Belarus athletes might also get this treatment in other sports)
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Equestrian is in the Olympics and jousting isn't. Olympics is bullshit. (PS. Equestrian sports would be worth a watch if the horse got to shot the jockey if the jockey got them injured. Eye for an eye and all that. Hell just have the sport being the horse hunting jockeys in a dark forest a night. Horse with the most kills gets the gold! )
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Aug 4, 2021 06:22
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why does the rider get the medal. give it to the horse
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Aug 4, 2021 06:26
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Serak posted:why does the rider get the medal. give it to the horse If you gave a horse a medal, it would spook and probably kill itself and anyone else nearby.
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Aug 4, 2021 06:47
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Pawn 17 posted:If you gave a horse a medal, it would spook and probably kill itself and anyone else nearby. Serak posted:give it to the horse BLOOD FOR THE HORSE BLOOD GOD
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Aug 4, 2021 06:58
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*belches loudly* "That's some good horse!"
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Aug 4, 2021 07:00
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Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:*belches loudly* You will be first against the wall!!! 
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Aug 4, 2021 07:06
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sounds like a good way to kick off a horse war.
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Aug 4, 2021 07:08
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:sounds like a good way to kick off a horse war. Well I mean yeah. And the horses shall be victorious!!! 
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Aug 4, 2021 07:15
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Also another fun fact, they use the Glue from the horses that didn't make it from Rio to hold together the rockwall and skatepark in Japan. The more you know.
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Aug 4, 2021 07:16
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A horse that makes it to the Olympics but doesn't medal for whatever reason gets put out to pasture or they get jacked off on the regular for their valuable seed. You think they whacked Secretariat after the '73 derby?
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Aug 4, 2021 07:17
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Is this the 5 o' clock free ketamine give-away?
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Aug 4, 2021 07:22
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Aug 4, 2021 07:24
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Also another fun fact, they use the Glue from the horses that didn't make it from Rio to hold together the rockwall and skatepark in Japan. The more you know. And as you can see from this authentic screen grab from this live Olympic live screen, that didn't go so well for them.  
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Aug 4, 2021 07:36
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bruce springsteens daughter is an olympic horse dancer just a little fun fact 4 u
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Aug 4, 2021 07:37
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Linux Pirate posted:Is this the 5 o' clock free ketamine give-away? yes. but it's still 22min to five standard horse time. So I dunno, probably good time to drop any acid you got I guess.
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Aug 4, 2021 07:40
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 The horses have a secret horse base in the mountains outside denver and is marked by a statue of their leader Blucifer
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Aug 4, 2021 07:48
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source your quotes
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Aug 4, 2021 07:53
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dr_rat posted:yes. but it's still 22min to five standard horse time. So I dunno, probably good time to drop any acid you got I guess.  Poohs Packin posted:
John Elway was a closeted horse.
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Aug 4, 2021 07:56
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Poohs Packin posted:The horses have a secret horse base in the mountains outside denver and is marked by a statue of their leader Blucifer Fun fact: Blucifer is a good horsey
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Aug 4, 2021 07:56
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Side note: "horse girls" freak me out.
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Aug 4, 2021 08:22
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Poohs Packin posted:Side note: "horse girls" freak me out. Centaurs indeed do show why the greek gods were a weird bunch and messed way to much with the earthly affairs of human and horse. Playing god with genetics should always rightly be left to the domain of mad scientists and none others.
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Aug 4, 2021 08:34
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:source your quotes Horse your oats.
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Aug 4, 2021 09:06
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Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:*belches loudly* I'm a vegan, but I hate those loving dancing horse people so much I think I'd be okay eating one of those horses. Or the jockey. Or the owners.
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Aug 4, 2021 09:46
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I feel like they may not have thought this through all the way.
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Aug 4, 2021 12:31
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dr_rat posted:You will be first against the wall!!! They don’t stand a chance Unleash the ants
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Aug 4, 2021 12:33
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Horses have huge penises. Just gargantuan. Like Eiffel tower dicks Yet mine is bigger 
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Aug 4, 2021 12:40
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low key sex master posted:Horses have huge penises. Just gargantuan. Like Eiffel tower dicks I hope this doesn't spook you but you may be a horse
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Aug 4, 2021 12:44
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low key sex master posted:Horses have huge penises. Just gargantuan. Like Eiffel tower dicks And yet you haven't been put down after your multiple failures odd
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Aug 4, 2021 12:44
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Hmm, they should pile the loser horses in a big bloody heap and have the winner horses jump over it while the Queen applauds.
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Aug 4, 2021 12:49
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Look, horse shipping is expensive.
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Aug 4, 2021 13:00
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Vulgar posted:They don’t stand a chance 
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Aug 4, 2021 13:01
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:I feel like they may not have thought this through all the way. drat straight they gave their only gun to their mortal enemy. The fools.
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Aug 4, 2021 13:06
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Big Beef City posted:And yet you haven't been put down after your multiple failures odd 
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Aug 4, 2021 13:06
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The Olympic would be more fun if it was appropriate to laugh and cheer when someone gets injured.
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Aug 4, 2021 13:48
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Mr hands perished while training for the olympics Rip
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Aug 4, 2021 13:51
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Rad-daddio posted:The Olympic would be more fun if it was appropriate to laugh and cheer when someone gets injured. Be the change you want to see in this world 
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Aug 4, 2021 13:53
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Xaintrailles posted:Look, horse shipping is expensive. The shipping and handling charges, that's how they get ya!
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Aug 4, 2021 13:58
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:I feel like they may not have thought this through all the way. move gun point a to point B shoot gun, if horse die gun still at point b if horse act recalcitrant aim down pull trig
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also i guess bak then it was probably a race if the barrel overheated before the horses brains started leaking out their ears
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