Balldo is a CIA PSYOP (NWS)

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Escape From Noise

Everyone, I'm sure, is familiar with the recent sex toy, the Balldo ( :balldo:

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We even got a smilie out of it and Jerry of Balldo Enterprises LTD posted briefly in the GBS Balldo Thread. Balldo just claims to be a fun Mom & Pop sex toy manufacturer hoping to deliver hand-crafted earth shattering ballgasms to their customers, who they call family, by way of their ballsex device.

All very heart-warming and wholesome...OR SO YOU WOULD THINK! Posters of Something Awful Forums, I have found evidence that the Balldo and associated earth-shattering ballgasms are all part of a CIA PSYOP. My evidence? This bad boy!

That's right! This is a CIA scrotum actually on display in the International Spy Museum in Washington, D.C. Hidden in plain sight! What the CIA is planning to do with this device may shock you and your family! Yes! Even your pets! So strap in! It's one hell of a ride!

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 09:17 on Aug 4, 2021

# ? Aug 4, 2021 09:06

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# ? Aug 4, 2021 09:41

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what are they up 2 this time

# ? Aug 4, 2021 09:43

Kilomile: The Square's just a kilomile that-a-way!

glad this isn't about Balto the dog who is a Hero of the People

# ? Aug 4, 2021 14:11

Ventral EggSac

Balldo used to be Chiquita Balls, which used to be United Crotchfruit Company, which lobbied the US successfully to overthrow the government of Jacobo Arbenz

# ? Aug 4, 2021 15:12

pnac attack: by Fluffdaddy

where's balldo? besides destabilizing a developing nation. be more specific

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# ? Aug 4, 2021 15:52

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

If you go down on the balldo its called giving Jade Helm

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# ? Aug 4, 2021 17:43

pnac attack: by Fluffdaddy

How Wonderful! posted:

If you go down on the balldo its called giving Jade Helm

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# ? Aug 4, 2021 17:56

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psy op deez nuts bitch

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# ? Aug 4, 2021 18:34

Ass-penny

I believe it.

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# ? Aug 4, 2021 19:57

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I knew ballsex was evil somehow! I just knew it!

# ? Aug 4, 2021 20:03

Heather Papps: hello friend

it's not a feature, it's a bug

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# ? Aug 4, 2021 20:24

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

P sure it's a psyop to get every single person with balls literally balls deep in a CIA operative while everyone listening on the wire laughs their asses off because their plan to get everyone to humiliate themselves worked.

# ? Aug 4, 2021 22:56

FutonForensic

How Wonderful! posted:

If you go down on the balldo its called giving Jade Helm

# ? Aug 4, 2021 23:43

take the moon: by sebmojo

isnt there a poster named balldo? or am i wrong? are they a psyop?

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# ? Aug 5, 2021 16:42

Farecoal: There he go

take the moon posted:

isnt there a poster named balldo? or am i wrong? are they a psyop?

are you a psyop??

# ? Aug 5, 2021 17:03

frump truck: hello... again!

if you take an l out of this name it becomes a fun and jocular way to call a bald guy (you have to be friends with the bald guy or he'll get mad)

# ? Aug 5, 2021 17:07

take the moon: by sebmojo

Farecoal posted:

are you a psyop??

maybe

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# ? Aug 5, 2021 17:21

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

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# ? Aug 5, 2021 17:42

take the moon: by sebmojo

How Wonderful! posted:

lol

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# ? Aug 5, 2021 18:29

Escape From Noise

take the moon posted:

isnt there a poster named balldo? or am i wrong? are they a psyop?

You mean forums user Balls Dildo? Not sure if they're in on it.

# ? Aug 6, 2021 00:01

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please, balls dildo was my father's name, call me balldo

# ? Aug 6, 2021 01:20

Escape From Noise

Kilomile posted:

glad this isn't about Balto the dog who is a Hero of the People

Balto was was a CIA PSYOP to get a nation to associate the Balldo and it's life changing ballgasms with life saving medicine.

# ? Aug 6, 2021 02:39

Finger Prince

Not much, what's balldo with you?

# ? Aug 6, 2021 04:28

Android Blues

Husband, braced into the Balldo with the postural composition of a painting Goya never sold because it was "too hosed up": Alright, wife. I'm ready for my...uaggh...earth-shattering ballgasm.
Me: *fainted from arousal*

# ? Aug 6, 2021 05:52

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

Android Blues posted:

the postural composition of a painting Goya never sold because it was "too hosed up"

lmao

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# ? Aug 6, 2021 05:57

Escape From Noise

Android Blues posted:

Husband, braced into the Balldo with the postural composition of a painting Goya never sold because it was "too hosed up": Alright, wife. I'm ready for my...uaggh...earth-shattering ballgasm.
Me: *fainted from arousal*

Lol.

# ? Aug 6, 2021 06:21

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Android Blues posted:

Husband, braced into the Balldo with the postural composition of a painting Goya never sold because it was "too hosed up": Alright, wife. I'm ready for my...uaggh...earth-shattering ballgasm.
Me: *fainted from arousal*

# ? Aug 6, 2021 06:26

Manifisto

How Wonderful! posted:

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Aug 6, 2021 14:07

Finger Prince

Bålldö

# ? Aug 6, 2021 15:23

selan dyin

the balldo is real and it tried to gently caress my rear end

# ? Aug 6, 2021 23:23

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Finger Prince posted:

Bålldö

# ? Aug 6, 2021 23:29

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balldo is currently destabilizing most regions on the globe

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# ? Aug 7, 2021 00:50

Escape From Noise

Finger Prince posted:

Bålldö

# ? Aug 7, 2021 00:57

Escape From Noise

Nosfereefer posted:

balldo is currently destabilizing most regions on the globe

Earth-shattering ballgasms (earthquake machine, weather control)

# ? Aug 7, 2021 01:00

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wanna be a
baller
sack collar
couple inches
of testicle armor

# ? Aug 7, 2021 02:38

selan dyin

Escape From Noise posted:

You mean forums user Balls Dildo? Not sure if they're in on it.

i'm in on it.
just as a joke. funny joke

# ? Aug 7, 2021 11:28

Escape From Noise

BALLS DILDO posted:

i'm in on it.
just as a joke. funny joke

# ? Aug 7, 2021 11:33

cruft

I had "the talk" with Ms cruft this morning. You know the one. The talk about the balldo� � The World's First Ball-Dildo.

I explained the simple process of stuffing my nuts into it, pulling one or two silicone ballsack spacers up, and then pounding away. I mentioned the necessary modifications to possible positions, and was sure to bring up the earth-shattering ballgasms.

It seems we will not be purchasing a balldo�.

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Zil: Satanically Summoned Citrus

Nosfereefer posted:

balldo is currently destabilizing most regions on the globe

most or moist?

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