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Popputan: Mahou Shoujo brainrot syndrome. It's terminal.

Hello , real shower taker here! i can answer any question you have abouut showering. :eng101:

# ? Aug 5, 2021 19:29

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Ventral EggSac

Did you wash behind your ears?

# ? Aug 5, 2021 19:41

Percy Teatwillow: let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young

what kinda water pressure you workin with, OP?

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# ? Aug 5, 2021 19:45

Heather Papps: hello friend

do you brush your teeth while showering?

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Aug 5, 2021 19:48

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

How long was the shower?

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# ? Aug 5, 2021 20:20

Moo Cowabunga: [Office Worker.

what was the pressure of the water coming out of the shower in psi?

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# ? Aug 5, 2021 20:23

Popputan: Mahou Shoujo brainrot syndrome. It's terminal.

Ventral EggSac posted:

Did you wash behind your ears?

ohhhh shoot ohhh no i didn't oh my god im so loving sorry

Percy Teatwillow posted:

what kinda water pressure you workin with, OP?

Not very much, i think. my house is very old so my shower is as well the poor thing's on its last wash

Heather Papps posted:

do you brush your teeth while showering?

in the mornings? yes! any other time no. Peeing in the shower is also optimal but as for poopan' i plead the fifth

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

How long was the shower?

I think it was......... 34 minutes? most showers have me in there for that long my water bill's cray cray

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

what was the pressure of the water coming out of the shower in psi?

see quote numero dos, mr Cow

# ? Aug 5, 2021 20:46

Ventral EggSac

Popputan posted:

ohhhh shoot ohhh no i didn't oh my god im so loving sorry

a team has been dispatched to your house

# ? Aug 5, 2021 21:10

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

What flavor was it?

# ? Aug 5, 2021 22:06

Scaly Haylie

give it back.

# ? Aug 6, 2021 05:33

Moo Cowabunga: [Office Worker.

how do you drain the excess moisture? do you use a shower dome?

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# ? Aug 6, 2021 05:52

Escape From Noise

Did you crack a cold one in there?

# ? Aug 6, 2021 08:57

Moo Cowabunga: [Office Worker.

what is your opinion on shower caps?

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# ? Aug 6, 2021 11:08

Popputan: Mahou Shoujo brainrot syndrome. It's terminal.

Ventral EggSac posted:

a team has been dispatched to your house

PLEASE dude oh my god i'll get you the money by tomorrow okay i promise i know im overdue but I Really mean it this time please oh god please

Buttchocks posted:

What flavor was it?

the flavor of water that's kinda dirty with a very tiny pinch of sulfur. I Live in the Middle of loving Nowhere

Lizard Wizard posted:

give it back.

DUDE DUDE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I HAVE THE loving MONEY I'LL MAKE SURE THE CASH FLOW GOES THROUGH YOUR BUSINESS FRONT SO THE FEDS DONMT GET ANY IDEAS ALRIGHT JUST PLEASE LET ME OFF THISD ONE TIME

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

how do you drain the excess moisture? do you use a shower dome?

I personrally just let it condensate and draw funney pictures on the mirrors. You never know what ure gonna get with those mirrors sometimes i draw a phallus and other times a write the word "butt" in Victorian class cursive

Escape From Noise posted:

Did you crack a cold one in there?

i do that sometimes yes! But not this time it was just a nice shower. maybe I'll give updates on my shower drinking habits to everyone in trashed crew

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

what is your opinion on shower caps?

Like the stuff you put on your head? i seriously have no idea what the point of them is like, alright sure if you have some hair condition to where you can't wash it thats fine but at that point just let it run under the water and dont wash it. And if that irritates your hair you are too weak to survive the winter

# ? Aug 6, 2021 11:30

Escape From Noise

No pressure! A good shower beer is a nice treat sometimes!

# ? Aug 6, 2021 12:10

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Can you draw a dragon

# ? Aug 6, 2021 12:17

nut

would u recommend showers to others

# ? Aug 6, 2021 12:31

Escape From Noise

Mormon Nailer posted:

Can you draw a dragon

Probably harder to draw than a bath! :dadjoke:

# ? Aug 6, 2021 12:38

Robot Made of Meat

Lizard Wizard posted:

give it back.

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Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Aug 6, 2021 12:46

Escape From Noise

Lizard Wizard posted:

give it back.

poo poo. Missed this quality post.

# ? Aug 6, 2021 12:49

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD

Hi Popputan. Long time listener, first time caller.

I'm at the airport and my gate changed. The pilot went to the nearest dazbog and i havent seen him since. My question is - have you ever showered at the lounges at the 'port?

# ? Aug 6, 2021 12:50

Escape From Noise

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

Hi Popputan. Long time listener, first time caller.

I'm at the airport and my gate changed. The pilot went to the nearest dazbog and i havent seen him since. My question is - have you ever showered at the lounges at the 'port?

I usually just do a quick sponge bath in the water fountain.

# ? Aug 6, 2021 12:56

Popputan: Mahou Shoujo brainrot syndrome. It's terminal.

Mormon Nailer posted:

Can you draw a dragon

on the mirror? hell yeah, dude i'll do that next shower promise

nut posted:

would u recommend showers to others

Absolutely! they feel, like, cool, or something. huhuhuhuhuhhhuhuhhuuh

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

Hi Popputan. Long time listener, first time caller.

I'm at the airport and my gate changed. The pilot went to the nearest dazbog and i havent seen him since. My question is - have you ever showered at the lounges at the 'port?

Great to hear ya call in, Mr. Turboturd, you're on Late in the Mornin' with Popputan live on FM 97.3, and to answer your question would ya BELIEVE I've never even seen a shower place at an airport? I'm serious! Maybe it's 'cuz I don't fly all too much but really! I HAVE showered in a trcukstop before, though. Let me tell ya... it doesn't smell all too great... Thanks for callin', Turd, next caller's comin' in-

# ? Aug 6, 2021 13:08

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Mormon Nailer posted:

Can you draw a dragon

in victorian cursive

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# ? Aug 6, 2021 17:48

Manifisto

what's your position on pulsating showerheads? are they the work of the devil, or are they a satanic temptation that must be cast from thee?

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# ? Aug 6, 2021 22:46

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Manifisto posted:

what's your position on pulsating showerheads? are they the work of the devil, or are they a satanic temptation that must be cast from thee?

They are the work of the devil and the devil is divine

# ? Aug 7, 2021 01:14

Robot Made of Meat

Mormon Nailer posted:

They are the work of the devil and the devil is divine

How could they possibly be the work of the devil? The commercials clearly stated that, "The shower massage by WaterPik is the power of good, clean fun!"

Would the devil introduce us to good, clean fun? Hmm?

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Aug 7, 2021 03:11

gleebster: Only a howler

Washcloth or freestyle?

# ? Aug 8, 2021 05:17

Escape From Noise

I just took a shower as well after I got sweaty walking to and from the grocery store. Felt refreshing! Thanks for the tip, op!

# ? Aug 8, 2021 05:58

Code Jockey: 69420 basic bytes free

if you shower, then how do you culture a rich aura of pheromones?

like, I guess I just don't understand, if I showered I would lose the healthy, robust musk which attracts mates and repels challengers. How do you deal with this? Genuinely curious

# ? Aug 8, 2021 07:00

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

OP what kind of soap do you use

Is it better with or without mustard

# ? Aug 8, 2021 07:05

Popputan: Mahou Shoujo brainrot syndrome. It's terminal.

Manifisto posted:

what's your position on pulsating showerheads? are they the work of the devil, or are they a satanic temptation that must be cast from thee?

forged in hell and should be banished to whence it came.

gleebster posted:

Washcloth or freestyle?

Uh HUH butchu didn't mention Loofas, now
Take a power shower, smell like flower, playan' a game of Clock Tower
Forty fifty minutes in and you can't seem to finish
What's that? the smell you once had, its gonna diminish
Yuh, what's there to cleaning a man? Nothin' but scrubbin' and scrubbin' as fast as you can
Your body marinated in the yuck too long and that's why I gotta freestyle to this song *awesome mic drop*

Escape From Noise posted:

I just took a shower as well after I got sweaty walking to and from the grocery store. Felt refreshing! Thanks for the tip, op!

u see this is whatt happens when people LISTEN to me things just start gettin' a lil' better yknow

Code Jockey posted:

if you shower, then how do you culture a rich aura of pheromones?

like, I guess I just don't understand, if I showered I would lose the healthy, robust musk which attracts mates and repels challengers. How do you deal with this? Genuinely curious

Ah that's simple I just dont talk to french people