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Carbon dioxide: Oct 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/saturnique/status/1422354310118182918

# ? Aug 5, 2021 07:36

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 02:54

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

quote:

As the absolute monarch of Latveria, Doctor Doom has diplomatic immunity – allowing him to escape prosecution for most of his crimes

Guess it's really important to maintain diplomatic relations with latveria

# ? Aug 5, 2021 07:44

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

based their proximity to bosnia it seems like dr doom loving up nyc would've had clinton bombing the poo poo outta them in the 90s

lol their capital is Doomtown

# ? Aug 5, 2021 08:02

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

based their proximity to bosnia it seems like dr doom loving up nyc would've had clinton bombing the poo poo outta them in the 90s

lol their capital is Doomtown

latveria has got nukes, i'm sure. can't bomb them

# ? Aug 5, 2021 08:55

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

since it ends in -stadt, it could be a corruption of Dom (as in house/cathedral)

which would make him dr house i guess

# ? Aug 5, 2021 15:25

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

...a doom house?

haveblue fucked around with this message at 15:38 on Aug 5, 2021

# ? Aug 5, 2021 15:35

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

lol at advertising in wikipedia

Brands

One of the most common brand of ergometers is Concept2.[17] The company offers multiple types of models, including the Model D, Model E, and the dynamic rower. An updated Rowperfect brand of dynamic rowers, RP3, produces ergometers that more naturally mimic the feel and resistance of rowing in a shell on the water. It additionally shows a dynamic force curve of power that provides the rower with detailed information about their stroke which they can use to improve technique and rowing efficiency in terms of energy output.[18]

# ? Aug 5, 2021 18:35

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

haveblue posted:

...a doom house?

# ? Aug 5, 2021 23:21

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

I used to live in Doomvillage as a kid (Domsby p� svenska)

# ? Aug 5, 2021 23:46

EIDE Van Hagar: Dec 8, 2000; Beep Boop

Jabor posted:

what is that man doing to his web ring

welcome to my site on the chewbacca CHOKED ON and then COUGHED UP MY BALLS webring

# ? Aug 6, 2021 00:00

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Erotic parodies

The huge success of the Buffy franchise led to a number of erotic parodies in comic and film formats. None of these stories were licensed by 20th Century Fox as official Buffy merchandise, and none would be considered Buffyverse canon. These parodies have included:

1993 - Muffy the Vampire Layer, a pornographic movie spoof of the Buffy film.[7]
1997 - Buffy the Vampire Layer, a soft pornographic movie also spoofing the Buffy film.[8]
2000-2001 - Boffy the Vampire Layer, a trade paperback from Fantagraphics, collecting sexually explicit comic stories satirising Buffy.[9][10][11]
2004 - The Erotic Adventures of Buffy and Evil Vampire Willow, an explicit parody web comic focused on the escapades of Buffy and the vampire version of Willow Rosenberg.[12]
2012 - Buffy the Vampire Slayer XXX: A Parody, a hardcore pornographic parody directed by Lee Roy Myers, written by "Josh Wheldon" and starring Lexi Belle as Buffy. Other characters from the television series include Willow Rosenberg, Xander Harris, Rupert Giles, Angel, Spike, Harmony Kendall, and Jenny Calendar.[13]

The 2000 Friends episode The One Where Chandler Can't Cry shows a brief scene from the fictional Buffay the Vampire Layer.[14]

# ? Aug 6, 2021 03:48

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

The game has received praise for its mini games, which have been described as fun to play.

# ? Aug 6, 2021 19:26

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

original research?

# ? Aug 6, 2021 19:42

Parahexavoctal: Oct 10, 2004; I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Nude_or_partially_nude_people_with_peeled_bananas

# ? Aug 6, 2021 23:24

alexandriao: Jul 20, 2019

Parahexavoctal posted:

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Nude_or_partially_nude_people_with_peeled_bananas

# ? Aug 7, 2021 01:06

fool of sound: Oct 10, 2012

Parahexavoctal posted:

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Nude_or_partially_nude_people_with_peeled_bananas

# ? Aug 7, 2021 01:45

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

The steel pipe is one of the biggest additions to the game; it consists of two small steel pipes which can be connected together to make a larger pipe.

# ? Aug 7, 2021 06:12

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Gunn gave King Shark a dad bod to make him look less like a mammal,[23] as well as small eyes, a big mouth, and a small head to avoid the "cute anthropomorphic beast" design seen in popular characters like Baby Groot from his Guardians of the Galaxy films and The Mandalorian's Baby Yoda.[24]

# ? Aug 7, 2021 06:50

goblin week: Jan 26, 2019; Absolute clown.

sounds like it backfired considering that the very first thing you get after googling "king shark suicide squad" mentions his sex appeal

# ? Aug 7, 2021 10:10

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

idk that just tells me you google cartoon character sex appeal a lot

# ? Aug 7, 2021 12:22

duz: Jul 11, 2005; Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost

it must be because of his super smooth skin

# ? Aug 7, 2021 15:58

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

goblin week posted:

sounds like it backfired considering that the very first thing you get after googling "king shark suicide squad" mentions his sex appeal

i remember reading the comics, and he was a funny character. he's probably also fun in the movie, which will make you popular

# ? Aug 7, 2021 17:52

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

it�ll be very hard to beat the king shark in the harley quinn cartoon

# ? Aug 7, 2021 18:40

Xelkelvos: Dec 19, 2012

goblin week posted:

sounds like it backfired considering that the very first thing you get after googling "king shark suicide squad" mentions his sex appeal

He avoided making him look cute. Nothing about making him less horny inducing

haveblue posted:

it’ll be very hard to beat the king shark in the harley quinn cartoon

There's also the king shark (iirc) in the justice league dark animated movie that was in a relationship with Constantine

# ? Aug 7, 2021 19:07

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Xelkelvos posted:

He avoided making him look cute. Nothing about making him less horny inducing

the latter seems to be an impossible task considering how many people want to gently caress jack skellington

# ? Aug 7, 2021 20:11

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Starting in the late twentieth century, the safety of metal-tipped lawn darts was called into question in several countries.

# ? Aug 7, 2021 20:21

Pakled: Aug 6, 2011; WE ARE SMART

# ? Aug 7, 2021 21:21

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

In the United States, the Jewish population is represented among the recreational cannabis using population. The reasons for this are thought to be their urban pattern of residence, the disproportionate association of Jewish residents in the academic milieu of the city as well as its avant-garde moments, and that Jewish families are thought to be less authoritarian and more tolerant toward "intellectual experimentation". In Toronto, differences between Jews and Christians with regard to attitudes toward cannabis usage were detected in the high school population, in which surveys show that more than twice as many Jewish students have used cannabis as Catholic ones.[7]

# ? Aug 8, 2021 02:29

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

of course people who love to chill on saturdays also partake in weed. duh.

# ? Aug 8, 2021 02:31

Archduke Frantz Fanon: Sep 7, 2004

you have to light the spliff friday night and keep it burning throughout the next day

# ? Aug 8, 2021 04:27

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

i would absolutely smoke up with some devout jews no question at all

# ? Aug 8, 2021 04:28

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

i'm mostly just tickled that there's an article titled cannabis and judaism

that quotes studies also involving catholic teens lol

# ? Aug 8, 2021 06:47

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:

you have to light the spliff friday night and keep it burning throughout the next day

Light em off the sabbath candles but you have to get them lit before sundown

I mean if you're orthodox, no one else really gives a poo poo

# ? Aug 8, 2021 07:02

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

oh my god the same guy that did the mr rogers poo golem keeps getting work

# ? Aug 8, 2021 07:14

goddamnedtwisto: Dec 31, 2004; If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you; Fun Shoe

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

oh my god the same guy that did the mr rogers poo golem keeps getting work

the dog is going to try and eat that statue the minute his owner looks away

# ? Aug 8, 2021 12:03

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

smh if you don't have a shabbas goy to light your spliff

# ? Aug 8, 2021 17:59

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

hannukkah is gonna be awesome

# ? Aug 8, 2021 18:04

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

eight blazy nights

# ? Aug 8, 2021 20:33