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akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

jesus WEP posted:

beans with breakfast is arguably the worst thing the english ever did

I scrolled up to make sure this wasn’t a shaggar post. but either way it’s correct

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

jesus WEP posted:

beans with breakfast is arguably the worst thing the english ever did
they tried quite hard to do their worst too. but hard agreed

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


also incidentally how you know if you’re in a protestant cafe here

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

it’s the real reason we fought the revolutionary war.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


same

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
i feel like the various puddings are gross as well, but yeah it's the beans

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

akadajet posted:

it’s the real reason we fought the revolutionary war.

We fought for the rich to have a real breakfast in the morning.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
eggs: of course
sausages: lovely
toast: sure why not
big slices of tomato: garnish i guess? idk
black pudding: ugh no
baked beans: aaaaaaaaaaaaa

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


black pudding is extremely good. you can tell it’s not a lolengland thing because it also exists in cultures that know how to cook

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

AnimeIsTrash posted:

We fought for the rich to have a real breakfast in the morning.

but we generously have McGriddles for the lower classes

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
i dont agree but like i've had it maybe thrice so ima not make a big thing about it

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

rotor posted:

this is the most LA thing ive ever heard you say
JUST TAKE FOUNTAIN 🤪

Share Bear posted:

whats the decor of tommys
Shart Nouveau

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

jesus WEP posted:

also incidentally how you know if you’re in a protestant cafe here

wait what do the catholic ones serve instead

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

So many things to make pudding from and the British pick sausages. Smdh

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


rotor posted:

i dont agree but like i've had it maybe thrice so ima not make a big thing about it
there is a lot of really lovely black pudding out there. been served more tasteless hockey pucks than i care to remember

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



sorry rotor you're now in the tendie-loving-weenie box and you can't get out

beans on toast is good. puddings are good.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
apparently it can have groats in it and idk wtf a groat even is so

mystes
May 31, 2006

rotor posted:

apparently it can have groats in it and idk wtf a groat even is so
Eww, groats.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



blood sausage makes sense. the blood's gotta come out of an animal when you slaughter it and it's got hell of protein in it so why not throw some binding filler in there and turn it into sausage

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

mystes posted:

Eww, groats.

right? groaty to the max.

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



ooooh look at me i'm lil baby rotor i only eat stuff when i know what it is :rolleyes:

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

bump_fn posted:

wait what do the catholic ones serve instead
idk but it tastes thurible

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

rotor posted:

apparently it can have groats in it and idk wtf a groat even is so

They're so the brits can poop out the garbage they eat.

Share Bear
Apr 27, 2004

Kazinsal posted:

blood sausage makes sense. the blood's gotta come out of an animal when you slaughter it and it's got hell of protein in it so why not throw some binding filler in there and turn it into sausage

*absolutely not knowing about what actually in it voice* chorizo is better

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



the english are not allowed to derive joy from the fundamentals of being and thus must eat 14th century peasant dishes until the end of time

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Kazinsal posted:

the english are not allowed to derive joy from the fundamentals of being and thus must eat 14th century peasant dishes until the end of time
smack barm pea wet

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

rotor posted:

apparently it can have groats in it and idk wtf a groat even is so
A coin worth four pence wiþ which a lad could enjoye diverſ eveningſ of pleaſure wiþ ur great great great great great grandemoþer includeing butte not limitted to ſtuff tranſpiring in þe arſe or backe-paſſage

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Ellie Trashcakes posted:

A coin worth four pence wiþ which a lad could enjoye diverſ eveningſ of pleaſure wiþ ur great great great great great grandemoþer includeing butte not limitted to ſtuff tranſpiring in þe arſe or backe-paſſage

egad, howe ſcandalous

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Ellie Trashcakes posted:

A coin worth four pence wiþ which a lad could enjoye diverſ eveningſ of pleaſure wiþ ur great great great great great grandemoþer includeing butte not limitted to ſtuff tranſpiring in þe arſe or backe-paſſage
reading thiſ makeſ me feel like i've ſuſtained a concuſion

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

bump_fn posted:

wait what do the catholic ones serve instead

an extra helping of weird sex hang ups

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

jesus WEP posted:

beans with breakfast is arguably the worst thing the english ever did

its amazing they were so close to a proper breakfast but just couldnt leave it alone. even their hosed up non-bacon is still serviceable

Share Bear
Apr 27, 2004

hellword thread

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Ellie Trashcakes posted:

A coin worth four pence wiþ which a lad could enjoye diverſ eveningſ of pleaſure wiþ ur great great great great great grandemoþer includeing butte not limitted to ſtuff tranſpiring in þe arſe or backe-paſſage

allo guvnah, fancy a snog? two quid and sixpence, a tuppence more for a bit of 'ows your uncle

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

rotor posted:

allo guvnah, fancy a snog? two quid and sixpence, a tuppence more for a bit of 'ows your uncle
must be really nice to finally banter in the slang of your youth again

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Kenny Logins posted:

must be really nice to finally banter in the slang of your youth again

i'll banter you right in your ugly rear end!!!

DELETE CASCADE
Oct 25, 2017

i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003

akadajet posted:

it’s called draft dinner

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

rotor posted:

i'll banter you right in your ugly rear end!!!
:lol:

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

i think that bird word is getting around about my hummingbird feeder because now there are several male ones fighting each other for it.

two of them have been sitting on the clothesline staring at each other for 10 minutes, daring each other to make a move

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

rotor posted:

i'll banter you right in your ugly rear end!!!
Wow, negging is older than I thought it would be

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

akadajet posted:

an extra helping of weird sex hang ups

it’s a guilty pleasure

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