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cls: hvac supplier swore up and down that the replacement part was ready to pick up. get a call at 830 this morning from the hvac installer saying that the part is not actually here and we're getting jerked around it has now been 34 days since we've had aircon, we've survived days where it was 88f/31c, but to have hope of an end taken from us like that was soul crushing
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Cold on a Cob posted:i worked for a guy that asked poo poo like "if you could have any super power what would it be?" and then screened out people that said invisibility because he assumed they would prob be creeps lol 
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:cls: hvac supplier swore up and down that the replacement part was ready to pick up. get a call at 830 this morning from the hvac installer saying that the part is not actually here and we're getting jerked around that is incredibly hosed. sorry friend.
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Aug 12, 2021 16:13
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i havent been able to cry in years despite really very much wanting to crying is cathartic as gently caress and it sucks that i cant
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Aug 12, 2021 16:22
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hbag posted:my dreams are loving weird I always gently caress weird in my dreams, too
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Vintersorg posted:i would just say flight if asked - that's the best power.  If I'm allowed to cheese it a little bit, I would take telekinesis. Because then you also have the power of flight by moving yourself, you can create fire by telekinetically rubbing molecules together, you can breathe underwater by telekinetically bringing a bubble of air with you, you have what appears to be super strength and super speed, etc. If I have to go with the surface level interpretation and telekinesis is just slowly floating rocks with your mind, I would take teleportation. Or just a doctor strange sling ring. That seems the most practical day to day
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teleportation with all the physics bending sounds good. teleportation were if you gently caress up you end up inside a wall or spliced into another person because you occupied the same space seems bad.
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Aug 12, 2021 16:41
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teleportation with telefrag at the end if someone is in my way 
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relevant https://twitter.com/elusivegoomba/status/1425844644751896580
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hbag posted:i havent been able to cry in years despite really very much wanting to cut an onion
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:cls: hvac supplier swore up and down that the replacement part was ready to pick up. get a call at 830 this morning from the hvac installer saying that the part is not actually here and we're getting jerked around sounds like european summer
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Sagebrush posted:
the obvious “best” one imo would be time travel or being able to rewind and redo stuff or something, but i think it would make you kinda burn out and get depressed somehow
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Aug 12, 2021 16:46
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hbag posted:i havent been able to cry in years despite really very much wanting to ask someone one the street to kick you between legs
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Aug 12, 2021 16:48
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hbag posted:i havent been able to cry in years despite really very much wanting to start paying your own bills
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Aug 12, 2021 16:50
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fart simpson posted:the obvious “best” one imo would be time travel or being able to rewind and redo stuff or something, but i think it would make you kinda burn out and get depressed somehow yeah i said time travel
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Aug 12, 2021 16:58
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time travel would own - also gently caress that nonsense about the position of the earth it just works ™
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jesus smoka, they had a long life ahead and you went and murdered 'em. ice cold cls: dropped little jones off for his first day of kindergarten 
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fart simpson posted:the obvious “best” one imo would be time travel or being able to rewind and redo stuff or something, but i think it would make you kinda burn out and get depressed somehow Your life would end up a speedrun to fix as much poo poo as you can. There isn't a point in human history that's not hosed up.
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Aug 12, 2021 17:03
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I would have the superpower to be hired on my merits without having to answer stupid loving questions!!! *is made CEO immediately*
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the superpower i'd take is the "stop time for the world but not for me" one. just pause the world, take a nap, play a video game, read a book, then back to responsibility. want a vacation in the middle of some poo poo? boom done just go for a swim. want some money? bank vault is right there, just clean it out easy peasy. i mean yes i'd end up dead of old age with a calendar-age of like 65 but 
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Aug 12, 2021 17:03
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love to see another fan of francis bacon
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i'd want the superpower tony stark has
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Jonny 290 posted:i'd want the superpower tony stark has you want to be elon musk?! 
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Jonny 290 posted:i'd want the superpower tony stark has with time travel you could get it. just rewind and buy the correct lottery tickets
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Achmed Jones posted:the superpower i'd take is the "stop time for the world but not for me" one. just pause the world, take a nap, play a video game, read a book, then back to responsibility. want a vacation in the middle of some poo poo? boom done just go for a swim. want some money? bank vault is right there, just clean it out easy peasy. i wish click was real too lol drat sandler flicks
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Jonny 290 posted:i'd want the superpower tony stark has (i know its not stark but lol)  please don't bring up how much you (not you jonny) hate Snyder - please. to each their own
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hbag posted:i havent been able to cry in years despite really very much wanting to suggestion: find a local trans femme friend who accepts u and can help u build a small safe space to cry in worked for me, i couldn't cry at all before that point and it really helped
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you know. now that you mention it i do dislike zack snyder films
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fart simpson posted:you know. now that you mention it i do dislike zack snyder films thats ok!  we can't all like the same things. cjs: on hold with a dell rep, sounds like they are at home but using the speaker option so they are 50 miles away.
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stark had hyperintelligence not just money
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hbag posted:i havent been able to cry in years despite really very much wanting to
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also id want perfect errorless replication of my cells with no breakdown from whatever the gently caress causes aging so i can annoy people in 200 years with questions like "what the gently caress is a quantiax"
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i want one of the handwavy powers like "magic" or "control molecules" where you get to do whatever you want
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Vintersorg posted:thats ok! unless you like pisspos, in which case you suck
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okok fine i want to program the unive-ahahaaha no gently caress that i dont want to find out the lovely intern that made this universe has hard coded conversion rates
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my hands hurt, so i rubbed icy hot into them and now i can feel the icy hot vapors on my eyes when i take a drink of coffee every day im livin that old dad life
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Sagebrush posted:
super jumping, assuming it is not some BS contact self-telekinesis, is healthier
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also in july San Jose was 85% first-dose-vaccinated so im a little less scared about little jones being in kindergarten.
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Achmed Jones posted:my hands hurt, so i rubbed icy hot into them and now i can feel the icy hot vapors on my eyes when i take a drink of coffee we used to do this as a joke with those vicks vaporub inhalers we'd blow it in each others eyes and be like, "im laughing and crying!!" or rub tiger balm right under our eyes lmao HEY HBAG - if yo uwanna cry, rub some icy hot/vicks/tiger balm around your entire face
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Achmed Jones posted:my hands hurt, so i rubbed icy hot into them and now i can feel the icy hot vapors on my eyes when i take a drink of coffee icy hot noob you need tiger balm
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