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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

rotor posted:

i'm like 102% sure that things like Area 51 aren't alien storage or supersecret jets or whatever, it's just where the air force dumps its toxic waste without having to tell anyone.
It's where they breed military-grade supertwinks

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

rotor posted:

i'm like 102% sure that things like Area 51 aren't alien storage or supersecret jets or whatever, it's just where the air force dumps its toxic waste without having to tell anyone.

literally true, considering that the iron carbonyl paint they supposedly use on stealth aircraft is said to be extremely poisonous

exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

Look Closer
I thought that is was revealed that area 51 is where they kept all the captured enemy jets and the Roswell incident was when some bigwig decided he could fly a particularly squirrelly MiG and promptly crashed it

cowboy beepboop
Feb 24, 2001

mod saas posted:

you’re gonna quote that much text and just skip past someone spilling the forbidden juice and whoops we lost all the equipment and/or crew

lol an "event"

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

exmachina posted:

I thought that is was revealed that area 51 is where they kept all the captured enemy jets and the Roswell incident was when some bigwig decided he could fly a particularly squirrelly MiG and promptly crashed it

That MiG crash was in the 80s and for whatever reason they didn't deny it. The contemporary NYT article says "top USAF general killed flying Soviet fighter jet."

Roswell was in the 40s and it was a crashed balloon carrying sensors for nuclear test detection. They called it a weather balloon for secrecy.

Here's a neat story from a guy who searched for and eventually found the wreckage of a crashed SR-71, though, in what was very much a secret plane crashed/air force covered it up incident. https://www.otherhand.org/home-page/area-51-and-other-strange-places/bluefire-main/bluefire/the-hunt-for-928/

Also read his story on that site about the Death Valley Germans. Fascinating stuff.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

rotor posted:

i'm like 102% sure that things like Area 51 aren't alien storage or supersecret jets or whatever, it's just where the air force dumps its toxic waste without having to tell anyone.

On a small island I was stationed on there's a "cave" which everyone "knew" was actually a huge tunnel to the neighbouring, even smaller, island, and it was FULL OF TANKS MAN.

Why? Why would you need any tanks on two tiny islands in the middle of the sea. What would their function be? To squish all the frogs? "Tower* rumours" were always so obviously wrong and the people who spread them were always so very earnest. And they had guns!

*) The tower being the one in the background here:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ea/Suomen_Puolustusvoimien_tornileijona.svg

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
https://twitter.com/Super70sSports/status/1425940193903890437

what

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/thatlittledemon/status/1426018059869954048?s=21

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/thatlittledemon/status/1426016955077640199?s=21

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

lmao prince rules

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Fart Sandwiches posted:

lmao prince rules

also, the muppet show rules

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/joshcarlosjosh/status/1423668285837504514?s=20

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/dannyodwyer/status/1426234607134035971?s=21

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored




laughed so abruptly at the end there i startled my dog

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/craigweekend/status/1426316345973481472?s=21

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



lol dang, also pretty good

https://twitter.com/joshcarlosjosh/status/1425952405477154816

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


https://twitter.com/sodiumPen/status/1425946695968464896

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/noahgarfinkel/status/1402470231176482823?s=21

MrQueasy
Nov 15, 2005

Probiot-ICK
https://twitter.com/kirstie_talbot/status/1425903565629952005

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/gene__smith/status/1426408277730938884?s=21
dudes rock

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/caylenb/status/1426234552305864704?s=21

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/and_dads_car/status/1426468638010187777?s=21

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

lol

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/nailheadparty/status/1426308126404452355

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
https://twitter.com/nancydrooI/status/1426331999216734217

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


https://twitter.com/bestofnextdoor/status/1426324820619186176?t=PB0B6xY5ErcK1GxRJbwGoA&s=19

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
*$6 million man sound effect*
https://twitter.com/fred035schultz/status/1426528336919023618?s=21

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

dudes indeed rock

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

rotor posted:

dudes indeed rock
nah you guys mostly suck

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/dreambote/status/1426875948926918659?s=21

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/editv1deobot/status/1425606874599022600?s=21

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/klimtbizkit/status/1426318174295842817?s=21

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/verybadllama/status/1425869533231915010?s=21

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

I don’t want “NAP”, god dammit! I’m a Comrade Dan man!

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/extranapkins/status/1426054458992074752?s=21

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


the hunter Biden story

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


https://twitter.com/coolerraincheck/status/1420592920323706880

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/TwopTwips/status/837018603299962885

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
ah, british humour

still, not bad

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FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
https://twitter.com/MNateShyamalan/status/1417128148781703172

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