SAS College Fantasy Football 2021: A Decade of Superconference Sprawl

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Webbeh: Dec 13, 2003; IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY

The Piper posted:

Time for a wellness check on the Goon CFB Fantasy Football league. Have I been scouting G5 tight ends all Summer for nothing?!

Jesus Christ, y'all - we've been doing this for TEN loving YEARS.

Come celebrate 10 years of fantasy college football and the end of the sport as we know it. Soon, we'll just be drafting ALL SEC ALL THE TIME.

League co-commissioners are Webbeh and kayakyakr.

LEAGUE RULES

A short primer on our league:

quote:

Duplicate Player Allowance: Not Used
Scoring System: Head to Head (Points-Based)
Maximum # of teams: 20
Scoring Period Interval: Weekly
Scoring Period day to start: Tuesday
Player Pool: Division I - Football Bowl Subdivision: Duke, GATec, MiaFL, BC, UNC, Iowa, Pitt, UVA, VaTec, Clem, MD, Ill, Ind, OHSt, FlaSt, MSU, PSU, Purd, Wisc, IASt, Kans, K St, Bayl, Okla, Lou, Mich, OkSt, Tex, TxTch, WVU, Minn, NCSt, Neb, AF, Syr, NW, ColSt, Fres, Hawaii, Nev, NM, SDSU, TCU, SJSU, UNLV, AzSt, Ariz, UtSt, Wake, Rut, Colo, Wyo, Cal, Oreg, OreSt, USC, Stan, Utah, UCLA, Wash, WaSt, Fla, UGA, KY, Mizzu, SCar, Tenn, Vand, Ala, Ark, Aub, LSU, Miss, MisSt, TexAM, Boise, Army, BYU, Navy, ND
Players transferred to another FBS team not in player pool will continue to get stats: Yes

Since COVID-19 broke our collective souls, do we need to change this?

HOME OF INFINITE RECORDS LOSERS

2011 - (1) Taxes (2) Komet (3) bluesquares
2012 - (1) Duraznos (2) Wolfy (3) YoshiFan823
2013 - (1) Taxes (2) The Piper (3) JesusTheDarkLord
2014 - (1) Webbeh (2) Lee Majors (3) Will Styles
2015 - (1) Metapod (2) YoshiFan823 (3) siriuslysomething / Komet
2016 - (1) Taxes (2) NinjaBob (3) kayakyakr
2017 - (1) YoshiFan823 aka DC Murderverse (2) Fork of Unknown Origins (3) Taxes / vyst
2018 - (1) DC Murderverse aka YoshiFan823 (2) kayakyakr (3) Scionix / The Piper
2019 - (1) Spintzel (2) Scionix (3) Will Styles / Webbeh
2020 - (∞) COVID-19 (1) Spintzel (2) (3)

DRAFT ORDER

As usual, we select our draft order by having each player be randomly placed into a NASCAR driver at an upcoming NASCAR race.

We'll discuss this more once we finalize players and league rules.

CURRENT ROSTER

01. Webbeh
02. TheFlyingLlama
03. Scionix
04. Dilber
05. Spintzel
06. Fork of Unknown Origins
07. HOTLANTA MAN
08. LeeMajors
09. vyst
10. Komet
11. kayakyakr
12. Metapod
13. Taxes
14. jabro
15. The Piper
16. Mr. World
17. Ninja Bob
18.DC Murderverse
19. - OPEN SLOT -
20. - OPEN SLOT -

We miss you:
01. Will Styles
02. JesusTheDarkLord

Webbeh fucked around with this message at 23:54 on Aug 15, 2021

# ? Aug 4, 2021 23:59

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 08:25

TheFlyingLlama: Jan 2, 2013; You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and be a llama?

if I'm in for long enough I have to get a top 3 finish eventually right?

# ? Aug 5, 2021 00:04

Scionix: Oct 17, 2009; hoog emm xDDD

im back and taxes cheats

# ? Aug 5, 2021 00:11

Dilber: Mar 27, 2007; TFLC
_{_{(Trophy Feline Lifting Crew)}}

I'm in and ready to lose

# ? Aug 5, 2021 01:25

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

I�m back and will continue my strategy of blindly grabbing the wrong players into a three-peat

# ? Aug 5, 2021 01:38

Fork of Unknown Origins: Oct 21, 2005; Gotta Herd On?

In for the last year of being able to draft big 12 teams.

# ? Aug 5, 2021 03:26

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

Im in put me against scionix every week pls

# ? Aug 5, 2021 04:46

Scionix: Oct 17, 2009; hoog emm xDDD

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Im in put me against scionix every week pls

what, so you pack my lunch and tell me how pretty I look in my new dress? in your dreams you loving freak

# ? Aug 5, 2021 07:00

LeeMajors: Jan 20, 2005; I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!

I�m BACK baybee

# ? Aug 5, 2021 12:47

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

Scionix posted:

what, so you pack my lunch and tell me how pretty I look in my new dress? in your dreams you loving freak

Kiss me up. Touch me. Rock my world homes.

# ? Aug 5, 2021 13:06

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

I'm fuckin ready for the pegging I'm about to receive this season

# ? Aug 5, 2021 13:15

Komet: Apr 4, 2003

I'm in. Looking forward to a hopefully relatively normal season.

# ? Aug 5, 2021 13:59

kayakyakr: Feb 16, 2004; Kayak is true

I'm in, once again.

Is anyone else here active in discords? Do we want to start one for this league, or stick with the thread?

# ? Aug 5, 2021 15:50

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Of course

# ? Aug 5, 2021 16:34

kayakyakr: Feb 16, 2004; Kayak is true

I made a discord: https://discord.gg/FvZRbr2yXw

# ? Aug 5, 2021 16:42

Webbeh: Dec 13, 2003; IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY

kayakyakr posted:

I made a discord: https://discord.gg/FvZRbr2yXw

join the discord you plebs

# ? Aug 5, 2021 17:46

Taxes: Jan 26, 2010; From here, it's possible.

Hello

# ? Aug 6, 2021 02:41

The Piper: Feb 18, 2007; Step right up and greet the Mets

Count me in for another season of streaming AAC quarterbacks and Big Ten defenses

# ? Aug 6, 2021 03:12

jabro: Mar 25, 2003; July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon

I�m back!

# ? Aug 6, 2021 05:13

Webbeh: Dec 13, 2003; IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY

5 oldbies left to commit, I'll reach out Monday.

# ? Aug 7, 2021 01:14

Komet: Apr 4, 2003

What's the date of the draft?

# ? Aug 9, 2021 14:18

Mr. World: May 6, 2007; Working undercover for the man . . .

I�m back!

# ? Aug 10, 2021 16:00

The Piper: Feb 18, 2007; Step right up and greet the Mets

Komet posted:

What's the date of the draft?

And when is the cursed date on which we determine draft order by NASCAR results??

# ? Aug 10, 2021 19:06

Webbeh: Dec 13, 2003; IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY

The Piper posted:

And when is the cursed date on which we determine draft order by NASCAR results??

August 15th 1:00pm is the Big Machine Vodka 400 At The Brickyard Powered By Florida Georgia Line, and what better way to order our draft than a hideous Jesus Christ that's bad race name.

Komet posted:

What's the date of the draft?

Please gimme your draft preferences, goons: https://forms.gle/orksE1XP27Gs5CvA8

# ? Aug 11, 2021 00:56

Ninja Bob: Nov 20, 2002; Bleak Gremlin

I'm back in! Hooray!

# ? Aug 11, 2021 03:25

kayakyakr: Feb 16, 2004; Kayak is true

Webbeh posted:

Please gimme your draft preferences, goons: https://forms.gle/orksE1XP27Gs5CvA8

I give it a 50/50 that I'm able to draft live on any date, so I'm down for all.

# ? Aug 12, 2021 16:45

Webbeh: Dec 13, 2003; IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY

Mark your calendars for Sunday, August 22 7:00pm EDT for the draft, goonie-bears.

# ? Aug 13, 2021 20:41

jabro: Mar 25, 2003; July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon

Webbeh posted:

Mark your calendars for Sunday, August 22 7:00pm EDT for the draft, goonie-bears.

Got it.

We getting a driver list tomorrow?

# ? Aug 13, 2021 21:19

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

Webbeh posted:

Mark your calendars for Sunday, August 22 7:00pm EDT for the draft, goonie-bears.

Imma be high af

# ? Aug 13, 2021 21:29

Webbeh: Dec 13, 2003; IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY

jabro posted:

Got it.

We getting a driver list tomorrow?

Yep! Appreciate the reminder, I�ll get that drafted up today.

# ? Aug 14, 2021 13:50

Webbeh: Dec 13, 2003; IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY

YOUR RACERS ARE HERE

Metapod - William Byron
Spintzel - Matt DiBenedetto
Webbeh - Kyle Busch
Komet - Michael McDowell
vyst -Kyle Larson
Scionix - Joey Logano
kayakyakr -Brad Keselowski
Dilber - Chris Buescher
DC Murderverse- Tyler Reddick
Fork of Unknown Origins - Austin Dillon
HOTLANTA MAN - Alex Bowman
TheFlyingLlama - Christopher Bell
LeeMajors - Kurt Busch
Jabro - Denny Hamlin
Will Styles - Aric Almirola
The Piper - Kevin Harvick
NinjaBob - Martin Truex Jr.
Taxes - Ross Chastain
JesusTheDarkLord - Ryan Blaney
Mr World - Chase Elliott

Webbeh fucked around with this message at 18:49 on Aug 14, 2021

# ? Aug 14, 2021 18:44

jabro: Mar 25, 2003; July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon

Race is tomorrow! May your driver finish after mine.

# ? Aug 14, 2021 19:41

DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

Alright I�m back in.

# ? Aug 14, 2021 21:21

Will Styles: Jan 19, 2005

Unfortunately I'm not going to have time this season to play

Good luck out there

# ? Aug 15, 2021 11:45

Webbeh: Dec 13, 2003; IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY

I put out a feeler for our opening in the NCAA thread, and we've still got one player MIA.

Will Styles posted:

Unfortunately I'm not going to have time this season to play Good luck out there

Miss youuuuuuu.

# ? Aug 15, 2021 14:36

JesustheDarkLord: May 22, 2006; #VolsDeep; Lipstick Apathy

It's taken me this long to get motivated to post in the thread, so I doubt I would ever set my line up this year. I guess I'm out

# ? Aug 15, 2021 18:22

jabro: Mar 25, 2003; July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon

That some bullshit.

# ? Aug 15, 2021 22:08

Webbeh: Dec 13, 2003; IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY

JesustheDarkLord posted:

It's taken me this long to get motivated to post in the thread, so I doubt I would ever set my line up this year. I guess I'm out

And I never spelled your username right. MISS YOU TOO.

# ? Aug 15, 2021 23:54

Mr. World: May 6, 2007; Working undercover for the man . . .

I'm getting an error when I log in. Are we still doing the draft tonight?

# ? Aug 16, 2021 00:09

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 08:25

Webbeh: Dec 13, 2003; IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
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Race results are in, and of course the driver who got second is JtDL who just bowed out. :lol:

https://www.espn.com/racing/raceresults/_/series/sprint/raceId/202108150012

Based on results, draft order is...

01. vyst -Kyle Larson
02. Mr World - Chase Elliott
03. Spintzel - Matt DiBenedetto
04. LeeMajors - Kurt Busch
05. Dilber - Chris Buescher
06. The Piper - Kevin Harvick
07. NinjaBob - Martin Truex Jr.
08. HOTLANTA MAN - Alex Bowman
09. Webbeh - Kyle Busch
10. DC Murderverse- Tyler Reddick
11. Jabro - Denny Hamlin
12. kayakyakr -Brad Keselowski
13. Taxes - Ross Chastain
14. Komet - Michael McDowell
15. Fork of Unknown Origins - Austin Dillon
16. Metapod - William Byron
17. Scionix - Joey Logano
18. TheFlyingLlama - Christopher Bell

(can someone make sure I didn't screw up?)

OUT SO IT DOESN'T MATTER:
JesusTheDarkLord - Ryan Blaney
Will Styles - Aric Almirola

# ? Aug 16, 2021 00:10

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