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I was expecting him to open the cabinet and have a whole bunch of broken mirror glass rain out onto his shoes
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Which professional certification exam is that part of?
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# ? Aug 16, 2021 00:35 |
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Would have been better if they balanced a cigarette at the edge of the bucket right where it would catch the flame.
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:This is legally binding and acquits the employer of all responsibility in maintaining safety compliance. How can you read such fine print in the bottom corner of that cabinet?
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https://twitter.com/Solomosos/status/1426986274339045376?s=20
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# ? Aug 16, 2021 01:49 |
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There's a mobile game called It's Literally Just Mowing that I like a lot. No accidents though.
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Computer viking posted:I still support Matenwa, the school in Haiti that was a GBS Christmas thing some years ago - they haven't posted any updates yet, but I'll mention it when there is anything. They're up in the hills of Gonave island, so at a guess the earthquake didn't hit them too hard; we'll see how the storm goes. quote:Thank you to all of you who have been keeping us in your thoughts and prayers and those who reached out on WhatsApp and by email. I have to admit, this 7.2 earthquake in Southern Haiti brought up some PTSD in me, so thank you for reaching out. Yesterday, there was an overwhelming flow of pictures, videos, news reports, and updated information on what was happening on the ground. I thought it would be best to write today, after processing what I received and after the Haiti Response Coalition (HRC) of which FoM and MCLC are members, met. tactlessbastard posted:I'm OSHA as hell at work but at home I've disabled the deadman lever on my lawnmower because it was keeping it from starting and frequently mow in flip flops
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# ? Aug 16, 2021 02:12 |
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Well he appears to be all right now!!!
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# ? Aug 16, 2021 02:24 |
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If you need help I'm sure he will be happy to give you a hand. Oh. Do we have any radio tower stories to share? I met someone who had to take a few months off work because they dropped a radio tower on their leg. I'm sure there's more to the story than that one sentence they gave me.
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Wistful of Dollars posted:Which professional certification exam is that part of? Great idea.
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# ? Aug 16, 2021 02:38 |
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kimihia posted:I couldn't figure out why my mower would not start one day so I spent half an hour disabling various safeties until I worked out I still had the blade engaged. The starter refuses to run unless someone is in the seat, the blade is disengaged, and the brake is depressed. That was a dangerous part of my life! I disassembled a mower because the engine wouldn't turn when I tried pulling the starter only to realize that I need to hold the handle to disengage the brake that was stopping the engine from turning.
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Some great boat fuckling, stay for the interview. https://youtu.be/q_iCpyXtSYs
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https://twitter.com/ssnarkismygame/status/1426759956372594690
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I’m not checking poo poo on my electrical system if it’s going to be full of goddamn bees.
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Sonic Dude posted:I’m not checking poo poo on my electrical system if it’s going to be full of goddamn bees. No free breaker honey for you, then.
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Objects In Mirror Are Closer To Death Than They Appear
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Evilreaver posted:Well he appears to be all right now!!! He's a very literal doctor
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kimihia posted:Do we have any radio tower stories to share? I met someone who had to take a few months off work because they dropped a radio tower on their leg. I'm sure there's more to the story than that one sentence they gave me.
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Kith posted:https://i.imgur.com/pqvicMq.mp4 I wish I had your life big peeler
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Gasmask posted:I wish I had your life big peeler You want to be ridden by a fat construction worker? I think I can arrange that for a reasonable fee
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# ? Aug 16, 2021 07:59 |
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Audio. Don't annoy people who know where your fusebox is. https://i.imgur.com/kn9Lrea.mp4
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Audio. Kiourred it bro.
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# ? Aug 16, 2021 08:57 |
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Goddamn. I think I recall this one now. What a tale! There's also the video of someone removing an earth clip from near an AM antenna and as he does so it arcs and you can make out a commercial currently being broadcast. Ah, here it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHSuInSkHtA
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Audio. In many british houses the fuse box and meter is just inside the door, a throwback from when the electricity guy used to come around and read the meter manually for billing. I live in a rural area where there is basically no crime and people regularly leave front doors unlocked. My neighbours went away for a few days and left their dickhead 17 year old son home alone. Of course he had a party. Had it been the weekend I honestly wouldn't have cared, I would have been out drinking, but it was still going at 2am on a Thursday. I banged on the door but they were all two floors up and the music was too loud for them to hear. So I opened the door and shouted, yelled up the stairs, still nothing. Sure enough there was the little cupboard by the door. I threw the switch and heard them swearing, stumbling drunk around the pitch dark house upstairs. I left. They didn't get the hint though and started the music again, they must have known what happened because when I went around again the door was locked. However, the big sash window next to the door was closed but not actually latched so I hopped in, locked the window behind me, hit the breaker switch and then let myself out the front door and latched it. I think it freaked them out and I had no more problems. Not like he could call the police or tell his parents.
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kimihia posted:I couldn't figure out why my mower would not start one day so I spent half an hour disabling various safeties until I worked out I still had the blade engaged. The starter refuses to run unless someone is in the seat, the blade is disengaged, and the brake is depressed. That was a dangerous part of my life!
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kimihia posted:If you need help I'm sure he will be happy to give you a hand. In college I was a climbing guide and someone ended up paying us line 600 dollars to come disassemble a radio tower on some property they had in the middle of no where. Probably the dumbest thing I ever did...
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# ? Aug 16, 2021 11:49 |
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Audio. my personal hero posted:All Iiiiiii neeeed is loooooove tonight ... one two three click
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drat that owns
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ReelBigLizard posted:In many british houses the fuse box and meter is just inside the door, a throwback from when the electricity guy used to come around and read the meter manually for billing. Lol, throwback. The electricity guy still comes round to read our meter every year or so just to make sure that we're not lying on our DIY readings.
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Nenonen posted:mods, pls change my nick to "too cool for stool" Be cruel to your stool
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ReelBigLizard posted:However, the big sash window next to the door was closed but not actually latched so I hopped in, locked the window behind me, hit the breaker switch and then let myself out the front door and latched it. I think it freaked them out and I had no more problems. Not like he could call the police or tell his parents. drat bro
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Nenonen posted:mods, pls change my nick to "too cool for stool" I propose all bulldozers have multiple slides to exit them. Would be fun as hell.
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https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1427237696674619392?s=19
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# ? Aug 16, 2021 16:25 |
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People taking his advice can breathe all the hydrogen sulfide they can get their hands on, imo.
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yeah I'm about 20 miles from where it leaked, it smelled like cat piss this morning faintly but went away around 10am. e, loving Briscoe Cain...LOL what a loser. LifeSunDeath fucked around with this message at 16:49 on Aug 16, 2021 |
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