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Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



https://twitter.com/goodreddit/status/1426655821123948553

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/coelasquid/status/1427374989880135683?s=21

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

https://twitter.com/jeffistyping/status/1426557406918717464?s=19

lament.cfg
Dec 28, 2006

we have such posts
to show you




to be fair, most standups are a joke

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


lament.cfg posted:

to be fair, most standups are a joke

"You call this a sprint? More like a death march!" *canned laughter plays*

Sereri
Sep 30, 2008

awwwrigami

And what's the deal with airline projects

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/duckhonkin/status/1427473096726913024?s=21

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Twitters stupid app prompt can eat my balls

exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

Look Closer

The worst thing is that things like this post will reinforce the false etymology, because that sounds like a good, solid etymology,a source that has already produced many words. No-one will think to give any credence to some wrestling reference. He must have heard it somewhere

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

exmachina posted:

The worst thing is that things like this post will reinforce the false etymology, because that sounds like a good, solid etymology,a source that has already produced many words. No-one will think to give any credence to some wrestling reference. He must have heard it somewhere

What's a jobber? Here jobbari (which is "jobber") is someone who buys poo poo, perhaps fixes it up somewhat, and then sells it for more moneys.

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



exmachina posted:

The worst thing is that things like this post will reinforce the false etymology, because that sounds like a good, solid etymology,a source that has already produced many words. No-one will think to give any credence to some wrestling reference. He must have heard it somewhere

that tweet is all derived from a speculative article in the 90's where-as it's easy to check use of a word now by its frequency literature, regardless of stature as slang, and it's clearly from the 80's lol

just for fun i threw in a popular slang term I remember from the 80's and it has regular and tracable use back at least to the same claimed time, and linguistics support to back that usage



https://books.google.com/ngrams/graph?content=jabroni%2Cjag+off&year_start=1900&year_end=2019&corpus=26&smoothing=3

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jagoff

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


3D Megadoodoo posted:

What's a jobber? Here jobbari (which is "jobber") is someone who buys poo poo, perhaps fixes it up somewhat, and then sells it for more moneys.
doing a job in wrestling means taking a loss, so a jobber is someone who loses all their matches

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

jesus WEP posted:

doing a job in wrestling means taking a loss, so a jobber is someone who loses all their matches

you learn something new every day

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

jesus WEP posted:

doing a job in wrestling means taking a loss, so a jobber is someone who loses all their matches

Paskapuhetta mutta uskon.

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

jesus WEP posted:

doing a job in wrestling means taking a loss, so a jobber is someone who loses all their matches
related: ham-and-egger

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

My dream is to be a butter-and-egg man.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

rotor posted:

you learn something new every day

yuck! not if i can help it.

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/billybroccy2/status/1427298280053030917?s=21

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/luketaylorgo/status/1427682284342112258?s=21

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

hahahaha

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



woah the mythical "hosed my computer and cum in it" guy is real

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

woah the mythical "hosed my computer and cum in it" guy is real

turn your monitor on

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/archivistmemes/status/1426680998935343108

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/askaqueerchick/status/1426277003859218435?s=21

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
https://twitter.com/PettyTwunk/status/1234423079205515266?s=20

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

rotor posted:

you learn something new every day

wait until you learn about potatoes and receipts

Bokito
Jul 25, 2007
Going Ape
https://twitter.com/redditships/status/1426244579502739463

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/Nostalgic_Thing/status/1427877297298755587

Big nostalgia :3: at these awful rattly cars

Cop jumps into car: Put your helmet on, we'll be reaching speeds of 3!

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/status/1427742693271162887?s=21

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/Vizzy_Baby/status/1427707955084935178?s=20

:doink:

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/leonzawada/status/1427912146025730052?s=21

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/buitengebieden_/status/1427744434758852613?s=20

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

i wonder if there's an edit between the chair push and food shots

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


pretty sure it's not a girl

Share Bear
Apr 27, 2004

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Sagebrush posted:

pretty sure it's not a girl
No way to be absolutely sure 😏

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/fred035schultz/status/1427628080294735896?s=21

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdWJpHt1Xws

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/rellortnocon/status/1428335671597584385?s=21

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