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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad



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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/bonejail/status/1428468001469345795?s=21

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
high speed fursuit

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

which way to the MACHINES?

Sagebrush posted:

*thoughtfully studying blackboard* hmm, what do you think, dmitriy? four transistors ought to do it?

lol

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here

This is the sequel, after he has discovered the secret to happiness.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

seems a little soon to restart daft punk

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

haveblue posted:

seems a little soon to restart daft punk

daft punk but instead of two talented frenchmen its elon musk twice

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
im the human-level hands

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



wow the biomods in the new Deus ex are lame

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

FMguru posted:

im the human-level hands

i'm lightweight materials, baby

lament.cfg
Dec 28, 2006

we have such posts
to show you




Esposito
Apr 5, 2003

Sic transit gloria. Maybe we'll meet again someday, when the fighting stops.

Zuckerburg looking good

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
this latest model zuck will be more lifelike than ever!

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

which way to the MACHINES?

lmao

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

very rude of you to be posting my bike without my permission

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
the tesla robot is switched on and runs over and starts punching the poo poo out of a firetruck

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

haveblue posted:

the tesla robot is switched on and runs over and starts punching the poo poo out of a firetruck

this except it stops running every two seconds because it sees the yellow sun

Catpain Slack
Apr 1, 2014

BAAAAAAH

Auto-labeling sounds like a really good and trustworthy process, good job!

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
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SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/i/status/1428540624203128837

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Catpain Slack posted:

Auto-labeling sounds like a really good and trustworthy process, good job!

lament.cfg
Dec 28, 2006

we have such posts
to show you




cum edit please

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:



let me guess, there's not even a prototype yet. he's doing the usual, 'trust me guys it'll be here in a year but you can pay me for it now'

lament.cfg
Dec 28, 2006

we have such posts
to show you




PIZZA.BAT posted:

let me guess, there's not even a prototype yet. he's doing the usual, 'trust me guys it'll be here in a year but you can pay me for it now'

The prototype is someone in a bodysuit dancing

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

better than a picture of a jpeg

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

lament.cfg posted:

The prototype is someone in a bodysuit dancing

the shipping version will also be someone in a bodysuit but they'll dance AND light your smokes for you and sit in the car while you're double-parked in case the cops show up

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

PIZZA.BAT posted:

let me guess, there's not even a prototype yet. he's doing the usual, 'trust me guys it'll be here in a year but you can pay me for it now'

prototype of what? it's not even a loving napkin sketch

it's a couple of slides Dahir Insaat would be embarrassed about and a guy in a spandex suit doing a jig to distract from the fact that the engineers just admitted that the product they've been selling for thousands of dollars for most of the last decade doesn't, can't, and won't exist.

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019



no cyberdick??? or is that just on Musk"s private model?

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
it comes with the most powerful electro-mechanical dong available on the civilian market, but you have to pay a for a premium account to activate it

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
hey gurl, what that tesla ro-bussy do?

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

infernal machines posted:

it comes with the most powerful electro-mechanical dong available on the civilian market, but you have to pay a for a premium account to activate it

if you accidentally arouse the robot, your credit card is immediately charged for the full amount. No confirmation dialog, no authentication, just a 14k bill on your card.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

ah, the 'hotel mini fridge' business model

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


rotor posted:

if you accidentally arouse the robot, your credit card is immediately charged for the full amount. No confirmation dialog, no authentication, just a 14k bill on your card.

You feel for it's crotch and there's just a giant button that when pressed tells you not to do that again

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

rotor posted:

if you accidentally arouse the robot, your credit card is immediately charged for the full amount. No confirmation dialog, no authentication, just a 14k bill on your card.

a 14k bill and an unrelenting roboner to... deal with.

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KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



lament.cfg posted:

cum edit please

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