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duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


alexandriao posted:

You feel for it's crotch and there's just a giant button that when pressed tells you not to do that again

so a less perverted version of chobits?

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Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


alexandriao posted:

You feel for it's crotch and there's just a giant button that when pressed tells you not to do that again

I'm almost certain this happened in a sci fi book I read once

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

I'm almost certain this happened in a sci fi book I read once

it sounds like a play on a bit in hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


infernal machines posted:

it sounds like a play on a bit in hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy

Yeah it's from a scene in The Heart Of Gold in the first radio series iirc

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

infernal machines posted:

a guy in a spandex suit doing a jig to distract from the fact that the engineers just admitted that the product they've been selling for thousands of dollars for most of the last decade doesn't, can't, and won't exist.

well, hindsight is 20/20. there's no way anyone could have predicted it would turn out like this. no harm no foul

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


alexandriao posted:

Yeah it's from a scene in The Heart Of Gold in the first radio series iirc

I think it was a different book. I want to say it was a sentient golden female robot with three buttons in the crotch but maybe that was a dream

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

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duz posted:

so a less perverted version of chobits?

you know for a fact that whatever real life version of robots we come out with, it's gonna be even hornier and more perverted than we can imagine

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


Powerful Two-Hander posted:

I think it was a different book. I want to say it was a sentient golden female robot with three buttons in the crotch but maybe that was a dream

No, it's just after Arthur and Ford board the Heart Of Gold. After the Infinite Improbability Drive normalizes they look at a thing and he goes

"Ford? What does this button do?"
"I don't know, press it"
"Odd, a message came up on the display saying 'Please do not press that button again'"
"Then don't press it!"

or something like that, it's been a decade since i last listened

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Large Testicles posted:

you know for a fact that whatever real life version of robots we come out with, it's gonna be even hornier and more perverted than we can imagine

The Shocker only it's Ctrl-Alt-Del to unlock your Gynoid.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Large Testicles posted:

you know for a fact that whatever real life version of robots we come out with, it's gonna be even hornier and more perverted than we can imagine

https://i.imgur.com/C8cZZAV.mp4

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/krangtnelson/status/1428767140828614658?s=21

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

i got some incredible footage of the tesla bot prototypes undergoing testing
https://i.imgur.com/luUoX0g.mp4

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/thatlittledemon/status/1428832740129099785?s=21

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Jenny Agutter posted:

i got some incredible footage of the tesla bot prototypes undergoing testing
https://i.imgur.com/luUoX0g.mp4
Mmmmmm delicious

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Lake of Methane
Oct 29, 2011

Radio Paranoia posted:

a 14k bill and an unrelenting roboner to... deal with.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


drat, rim to a real one

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Jenny Agutter posted:

i got some incredible footage of the tesla bot prototypes undergoing testing
https://i.imgur.com/luUoX0g.mp4

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


this isn’t a robot it’s just grimes in a body suit

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

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it's going to be a $14k option to access the hole on the Musky robot

e; and turbonerds are going to overdraft their accounts on day one on purpose

double edit; the hole will also catch on fire and you will have no way of escaping it other than by way of a marble mouthed south african in a sketchy rear end submarine who will call you a pedophile the whole time

Large Testicles fucked around with this message at 07:59 on Aug 21, 2021

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy




lol at this USA themed beer i found

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

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echinopsis posted:





lol at this USA themed beer i found

at first i was like "who the gently caress would by that beer?"

then i saw it was you echopenis and i was like "oh yeah, there are foreigners who would probably actually find that hilarious rather than seriously depressing"

there's a few beers with chud names that i've stayed away from the past 5 years

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
what the gently caress lol I didn’t buy it because I thought it funny

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

The American Pediatric Association? Wtf does that even mean?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

I'm almost certain this happened in a sci fi book I read once

There's a comic book character called Axel Pressbutton, maybe it's that?

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

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echinopsis posted:

what the gently caress lol I didn’t buy it because I thought it funny

i didn't mean that like you personally would extract enjoyment from the chud factor, more like "i've been living with 'Murica branding poo poo since 9/11 and i haven't bought one yet, a kiwi buying one as a laugh makes sense tho"

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/mikefranchina_/status/1428200883913854979?s=21

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

echinopsis posted:





lol at this USA themed beer i found
lol

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
https://twitter.com/dcbrock/status/1428375052605612042

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/peachbumz/status/1427522163888861225?s=21

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



https://i.imgur.com/GGDU3wT.mp4

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


happy birthday Ellie

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007




it's always funny until it happens to you, isn't it goose?

Lake of Methane
Oct 29, 2011


I wonder if they prefer dynamic or static linking.

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


https://twitter.com/linmiee/status/1423551790507831302?s=21

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

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Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Lake of Methane posted:

I wonder if they prefer dynamic or static linking.

hahah, like computer stuff

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