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infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
the simpler solution is to not buy products you don't want.

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Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



yeah that's my move. works for me so far

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
I assume apple is going to put the mini phones on a 2 or 3 year cycle. they don’t need to make a new one every year. just like the iPad mini.

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


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when my phone wears out if apple's discontinued the mini form factor i'll just buy used and replace the battery

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

hell i'd like a 12 mini but $600 buys a lot of nice dinners and car repairs so i'll prolly just replace the battery and screen in my OG SE

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


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that said, timb needs to get off his rear end and get me my silicon mbp with magsafe and without that stupid touchbar like now

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



i want a new computer but timb won't release one that i want to buy. it's a hard knock life

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


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i got a new pre touchbar mbp the day before they stopped selling them and it has continued to be one of my better purchases

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



my laptop is older than my son

wow depending on when it was manufactured it might be older than my marriage

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Achmed Jones posted:

yeah. i hope they keep the form factor though. i really hate the idea that it's somehow my responsibility as a customer/consumer to buy product i want even if don't need them to show companies i want that product. it's a weird and toxic viewpoint - an extension of the idea that it's my responsibility to reward companies that do non lovely stuff rather than companies' responsibility to not be lovely. that being extended to the mere existence of a product is even stranger

it's not your responsibility but it's the reality of capitalism, although i don't exactly see how a high-end small phone would be all that appealing in a command economy that had real problems to solve either

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
a command economy would produce nothing but 10 year old android phablets if it produced mobile devices at all.

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Shaggar posted:

a command economy would produce nothing but 10 year old android phablets if it produced mobile devices at all.

durable, economical, repairable, and auditable devices sound pretty good to me

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

carry on then posted:

durable, economical, repairable, and auditable devices sound pretty good to me

it's why the us government used winmo for years

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

it would be awesome if there was only one smartphone model. all software would run on it, you'd never have compatibility questions, people would customize and hack and improve them in amazing ways, they would be dirt cheap to repair, and there'd be an endless supply of parts and accessories. that's way better than the massive fragmentation we have right now.

please give me everyone the model 001 communist smartphone tia

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
it's a real marvel of modern socialist engineering, a hundred megabytes of storage and a 40 megahertz krolik-iii. the screen is a 480x480 16-color lcd, pretty good, although yours is really scratched to hell because they only produce 30,000 a year and you were lucky to get one four years ago because of your army connections. the main interface is the rigid silicone keyboard, and you really have to beat down on yours to get touches to register, but it's a new enough model to have the nipple. the state-provided programs are alright, but some of the non-state-provided programs are a lot better, if you know the right university students. you have to be careful, though, because some of them are considered subversive and side-loading technically requires specific authorization. a colleague from your department was up for special recognition, but they did some of the routine checks earlier than she expected and she hadn't wiped her phone yet, so she lost the recognition, and she's been a wreck ever since even though you don't think anything else is going to happen to her

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


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i reckon i could do without iphones in exchange for guaranteed health care, housing and employment

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




rjmccall posted:

it's a real marvel of modern socialist engineering, a hundred megabytes of storage and a 40 megahertz krolik-iii. the screen is a 480x480 16-color lcd, pretty good, although yours is really scratched to hell because they only produce 30,000 a year and you were lucky to get one four years ago because of your army connections. the main interface is the rigid silicone keyboard, and you really have to beat down on yours to get touches to register, but it's a new enough model to have the nipple. the state-provided programs are alright, but some of the non-state-provided programs are a lot better, if you know the right university students. you have to be careful, though, because some of them are considered subversive and side-loading technically requires specific authorization. a colleague from your department was up for special recognition, but they did some of the routine checks earlier than she expected and she hadn't wiped her phone yet, so she lost the recognition, and she's been a wreck ever since even though you don't think anything else is going to happen to her

we get it, you’re an american

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



the 12 mini just proves what we already knew: people bought the se because it was cheap, not because it was small. but i also agree with the management that it'll probably stick around on a slower release cycle because it really seems like the sort of thing people buy when they need a new phone rather than when they want one

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Think OPSEC!

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


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Endless Mike posted:

the 12 mini just proves what we already knew: people bought the se because it was cheap, not because it was small. but i also agree with the management that it'll probably stick around on a slower release cycle because it really seems like the sort of thing people buy when they need a new phone rather than when they want one

it actually just proves moore's law

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

rjmccall posted:

it's a real marvel of modern socialist engineering, a hundred megabytes of storage and a 40 megahertz krolik-iii. the screen is a 480x480 16-color lcd, pretty good, although yours is really scratched to hell because they only produce 30,000 a year and you were lucky to get one four years ago because of your army connections. the main interface is the rigid silicone keyboard, and you really have to beat down on yours to get touches to register, but it's a new enough model to have the nipple. the state-provided programs are alright, but some of the non-state-provided programs are a lot better, if you know the right university students. you have to be careful, though, because some of them are considered subversive and side-loading technically requires specific authorization. a colleague from your department was up for special recognition, but they did some of the routine checks earlier than she expected and she hadn't wiped her phone yet, so she lost the recognition, and she's been a wreck ever since even though you don't think anything else is going to happen to her

this is the future jonny wants for us all

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004


/stacraft voice thats the stuff

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

im the SCIF light. i wonder how that works. geofencing?

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
se is still better because it has t ehome button so even though the mini was an option i bought the 256gb se instead

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Last Chance posted:

Think OPSEC!

gangtag

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:

im the SCIF light. i wonder how that works. geofencing?

im the recycling bin on a phone

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Wild EEPROM posted:

se is still better because it has t ehome button so even though the mini was an option i bought the 256gb se instead

yep

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
Apple didn’t listen. yospos didn’t demand a smallphone, we demanded a smallphone with touch id and no notch. maybe if they’d bothered to make the product I want then I might have bought it. doesn’t prove anything general about the size of phone people want tho because like all new iphone designs it sucked in those other ways.

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



i dont give a poo poo about notches, dont put notch-related words in my mouth!!!

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Soricidus posted:

Apple didn’t listen. yospos didn’t demand a smallphone, we demanded a smallphone with touch id and no notch. maybe if they’d bothered to make the product I want then I might have bought it. doesn’t prove anything general about the size of phone people want tho because like all new iphone designs it sucked in those other ways.

they did make it, it’s called the SE 2 and it’s rumored to be refreshed soon

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

dear tim

it seems i have underestimated your ability to fail...

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
how dare you ignore my phone spec demands, you will regret this

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

touch id sucks rear end

Lysidas
Jul 26, 2002

John Diefenbaker is a madman who thinks he's John Diefenbaker.
Pillbug

Achmed Jones posted:

i dont give a poo poo about notches, dont put notch-related words in my mouth!!!

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

Juul-Whip posted:

touch id sucks rear end

what

Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


Best viewed on Orgasma Plasma
Lipstick Apathy

Juul-Whip posted:

touch id sucks rear end

its good if your hands are not perpetually wet

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

you ever see a video on the internet and you can see the blurry grease layer that was on the phone lens

loving apple, and their phones

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Anne Frank Funk posted:

dear tim

it seems i have underestimated your ability to fail...

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



have they released the new applechip powered mbps yet?

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