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Paladinus posted:I've checked their website, watched a video, and still can't decide if it's a parody or not.
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no more tanker accidents, just send oil across the oceaon on blockchains
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you see first we return to a flintstones' level of technology with all cars being foot powered, then you burn the fossil fuels to mine bitcoin and pay the human car engines bitcoin to move you around. there, completely decentralised fuel 
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https://www.reddit.com/r/Buttcoin/comments/pe244y/if_you_want_some_comedy_gold_check_the_safemoon/quote:If you want some comedy gold, check the safemoon Reddit right now https://www.reddit.com/r/SafeMoon/comments/pdvt53/we_need_to_talk_part_3_the_wallet/ https://www.reddit.com/r/SafeMoon/comments/pdx6gm/ive_had_enough/ https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/pdjxnb/safemoon_has_been_exploited_from_day_1_and/ quote:Safemoon has been exploited from day 1 and $68,460,000 have been siphoned out of the liquidity pool. This gets auto-deleted from their sub. Explanation in comments
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text editor posted:Also it looks like Rona sets up camp in your balls and shuts your dick off so even if there was demand it would be like extracting water from a tainted aquifer with a broken pump idk if this has already been discussed but rona also makes you measurably more stupid https://www.thelancet.com/journals/eclinm/article/PIIS2589-5370(21)00324-2/fulltext quote:The scale of the observed deficit was not insubstantial; the 0.47 SD global composite score reduction for the hospitalized with ventilator sub-group was greater than the average 10-year decline in global performance between the ages of 20 to 70 within this dataset. It was larger than the mean deficit of 480 people who indicated they had previously suffered a stroke (−0.24SDs) and the 998 who reported learning disabilities (−0.38SDs). For comparison, in a classic intelligence test, 0.47 SDs equates to a 7-point difference in IQ
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text editor posted:Also it looks like Rona sets up camp in your balls and shuts your dick off so even if there was demand it would be like extracting water from a tainted aquifer with a broken pump knox_harrington posted:idk if this has already been discussed but rona also makes you measurably more stupid If only I'd put my brain, dick and balls on the blockchain, I drool sadly.
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Y'all being obtuse, they explained how blockchain would help https://twitter.com/Energy_Ledger/status/1432173215707709449?s=19
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yeah as secure and stable as a crypto exchange is what the loving oil market aspires to be
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The hackers stole 187 billion barrels of oil via an exploit.
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Please sir give us back our oil We won’t call the cops I promise
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pointsofdata posted:Y'all being obtuse, they explained how blockchain would help
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AnimeIsTrash posted:https://twitter.com/MascMillennial/status/1429844694876528640 congrats to this guy, now he's got plenty of free time to get to the nearest ICU and find a perfect woman
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Midjack posted:oh cool we have a poop touching vps vendor advertising on the site: has anyone said buttclouds?
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god what a weird account https://twitter.com/MascMillennial/status/1430926676070895625 i feel like it's the twitter account of a character in a kelly comic
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Plank Walker posted:congrats to this guy, now he's got plenty of free time to get to the nearest ICU and find a perfect woman *NFT of a perfect woman
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lol. https://twitter.com/MascMillennial/status/1429836429316722691
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Shame Boy posted:god what a weird account anyone who uploads an ideal body thumbnail and never posts pics is guaranteed to look like a total goblin
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Shame Boy posted:god what a weird account #Blockchain Fixes This. #Decentralize Kelly Cartoon Storage.
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Shame Boy posted:god what a weird account I've decided this guy is doing a bit, and he is good now.
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Plank Walker posted:congrats to this guy, now he's got plenty of free time to get to the nearest ICU and find a perfect woman ICUs are the new form of bitcoin if you really think about it.
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Hammerite posted:I've decided this guy is doing a bit, and he is good now. if he's doing a bit he's certainly boosting a lot of like, outright fascist talking points on twitter, so i'm not so sure he is Good Now even if it's a bit
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like the tweet immediately prior to that absurd seed oil tweet is this thing: https://twitter.com/MascMillennial/status/1430890478975651841 which, yikes
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https://twitter.com/MascMillennial/status/1430540176602849285 i think he's saying his ideal form of government would be an authoritarian regime of toned muscle twinks? which is at least a sexier form of fascism i guess
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it's probably a gimmick like that billionaire magazine account
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FAUXTON posted:it's probably a gimmick like that billionaire magazine account i feel like it's about as much of a gimmick as swift on security, as in it probably started like that but now it's barely there and the rest of the time they're just posting as themselves. which in this guy's case is A Fuckhead. like this def. feels like a gimmick post: https://twitter.com/MascMillennial/status/1428016252790923266 and it's followed by this garbage which feels a lot more like what this dude is actually like irl: https://twitter.com/MascMillennial/status/1428385112803139585 https://twitter.com/MascMillennial/status/1428356650033770508
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Shame Boy posted:like this def. feels like a gimmick post: I don't think that's a gimmick.
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ultrafilter posted:I don't think that's a gimmick. i mean it's def. also earnest, but a gimmick as in the account was probably originally only set up for tweeting like that, like angry tweets about lifting and power bars or whatever. and then it just kinda... devolved...
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I pay attention to macros, and now can has cheezburger. E: drat it, my cat avatar is gone
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Shame Boy posted:if he's doing a bit he's certainly boosting a lot of like, outright fascist talking points on twitter, so i'm not so sure he is Good Now even if it's a bit I will accept that, I am only reacting to the things posted in this thread (which by the nature of it is going to be the funniest or most bizarre things posted) Most of those still read like comedy gimmick posts to me but who the hell knows in this post-Trump world
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Shame Boy posted:i mean it's def. also earnest, but a gimmick as in the account was probably originally only set up for tweeting like that, like angry tweets about lifting and power bars or whatever. and then it just kinda... devolved... Nah it was almost certainly meant to be the antivax poo poo but with the bro superiority poo poo added as seasoning. People invent characters on Twitter all the time, usually specifically to piss folks off.
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FAUXTON posted:Nah it was almost certainly meant to be the antivax poo poo but with the bro superiority poo poo added as seasoning. People invent characters on Twitter all the time, usually specifically to piss folks off. idk the one guy that was like "you used to be relatable, get help" kinda makes me think this started out slightly less nuts, but eh
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Shame Boy posted:idk the one guy that was like "you used to be relatable, get help" kinda makes me think this started out slightly less nuts, but eh  half the time some goon repeatedly posts the same twitter it's an account they created for the purpose of going back to the forums all "hey look at this fuckin loser" which yeah everyone's looking at the loser with the twitter account good job
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Hammerite posted:twitter is in general extremely bad, and should be destroyed
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Shame Boy posted:idk the one guy that was like "you used to be relatable, get help" kinda makes me think this started out slightly less nuts, but eh a lot of people thought this guy was joking too Maybe he is but the ironic right wing troll poo poo is just as bad or worse than ironic racism or sexism, it’s still feeding into that narrative
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