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Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

VideoKid posted:

I think she’s mad that Hillary was given no role in the Biden administration and no one with any power gives a poo poo what he has to say about anything

It's wild that she's being left out, especially considering what good work she did as Obama's Secretary of State, and then her charity work in Haiti!

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Gripweed posted:

If you buy a woman a gun and she uses it to shoot her unborn baby out, what happens then?

Everyone sues the gun manufacturer for $10K each

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
I'm gonna order a food that makes me miscarry and then sue the restaurant :haibrower:

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
goddamn Texans are loving dumb as poo poo lmao

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Gripweed posted:

If you buy a woman a gun and she uses it to shoot her unborn baby out, what happens then?

I was thinking the same thing

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


ex post facho posted:

I'm gonna order a food that makes me miscarry and then sue the restaurant :haibrower:

At one point there was a fetal murder bill proposed in Pennsylvania that would have made you liable for manslaughter if you bumped a pregnant woman on the street and she miscarried.

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Gripweed posted:

What does "ghosting her" even mean in this situation? Is she mad that Obama's book sold better than Hillary's book?

i haven't replied to a single one of hillary's texts in years

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Gripweed posted:

It's wild that she's being left out, especially considering what good work she did as Obama's Secretary of State, and then her charity work in Haiti!

lmao

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
pregnant lady:
“going to the gun range”

*wink wink*

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Benghazi ain't going away!

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/1433093622002507782

the stupidity of elite liberals hurts me

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

going to the dispensary

s e s h

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-5nist-qeQ

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
The answer to what SCOTUS is doing is gently caress you lib.

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 376 days!
on the plus side I hope this gets people to stop moving to austin, what a sad place that ultimately became

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

titty_baby_ posted:

Saw a vice article already saying people are just spamming the states abortion snitch site with uploads of Shrek porn

lol link plz

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

tenderjerk posted:

on the plus side I hope this gets people to stop moving to austin, what a sad place that ultimately became

balkanization is the goal

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
https://twitter.com/KEBrightbill/st...ingawful.com%2F

sending this one back in time to 2016

Subj: There was a worldwide respiratory pandemic while Donald Trump was president

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
can I retroactively sue buddykins

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

tenderjerk posted:

on the plus side I hope this gets people to stop moving to austin, what a sad place that ultimately became

If anything it'll bring more of them. Most of the people moving to Texas are conservatives.

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
"That doesn't explain all the interest in horse dewormer though???"

"yeah we're still trying to figure that one out"

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I hope the horses featured in the cartoon horse porn are of legal age

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

thank you i just ordered mine, but i hesitated and wrote "joe biden" on the order form

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020



chuds courting the coffinmaker electorate

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


tenderjerk posted:

on the plus side I hope this gets people to stop moving to austin, what a sad place that ultimately became

Austin still has a smaller economy than Pittsburgh. Very sad.

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020


RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

thank u 4 ur survice

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
not looking forward to the overt evangelical christian theocracy we're gonna become briefly in 2024.

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

I mean, nothing happened to any elected official stemming from the self-coup. so might as well ramp it up a notch

democracy is poorly constructed to deal with death cultists so might as well let it die and welcome evangelical corpo fascism

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020


Happy Noodle Boy posted:

texas killed row vs wade wonder what npr is doing to cover this

https://twitter.com/NPR/status/1433075984568393728?s=20

ah

Mr Former President get out of that tree!

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/LeaderMcConnell/status/1433094181149450241

anti-vaxers: "oh so thats whats wrong with him, he got vaxed"

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

ex post facho posted:

"That doesn't explain all the interest in horse dewormer though???"

"yeah we're still trying to figure that one out"

I realized a few days ago that the crazification of regular American conservatives was probably significantly sped up by that movement a few years ago to get advertisers to pull out of Fox news and right wing radio. These people always watched hours of Fox and/or listened to hours of Rush, but mainstream advertisements served as islands of normalcy in the stream. Tide isn't afraid of immigrants, Tide wants to sell you fabric softener. But when all the normal advertisers pulled their ads, they were replaced with more crazy poo poo. Scam gold sellers, snake oil vitamin salesmen, apocalypse preparedness suppliers, pillow manufacturers, etc. So now if you watch Fox or listen to rush, you are entering an entirely closed room where both the programming and the advertising tell you to be afraid of the outside world.

Which isn't what people wanted to happen when they got advertisers to leave Fox. lol.

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Alec Eiffel posted:

can I retroactively sue buddykins

I'd focus on the goons who donated money. Get that bread.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
https://twitter.com/npr/status/1433062892379820041?s=21

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

I'll see your packing and raise you a real solution, abolishment.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



it's so funny to me when guys like cawthorn are turbo chuds when in their ideal world they'd be amongst the first people eradicated

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

Not killing them faster than they can refill their ranks unfortunately. Though it's at least funny that nothing any GOP politician says, up to and including Trump, will actually get through to these death cultists.

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

Schmoe Cwead posted:

https://twitter.com/LeaderMcConnell/status/1433094181149450241

anti-vaxers: "oh so thats whats wrong with him, he got vaxed"

i wish the vaccines worked as well as the polio vaccine

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

who cares I need an update about that cow stuck in a tree!

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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

tenderjerk posted:

on the plus side I hope this gets people to stop moving to austin, what a sad place that ultimately became

most people dislike the homeless crisis that exploded there

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