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Evrart Claire
Jan 11, 2008

YF-23 posted:

It probably falls under the same kind of jocks/sluts vs nerds/pure maidens dichotomy that he carries with him. Cosmetic surgery is vanity, it's about external appearances and not the ~beauty that's inside~, and therefore in the former, bad camp.

Mookie is the exact audience of Cline's Nerd Porn Auteur rant.

Anyway I skimmed a bit through the rest of the arc to see if it was as bad as I remembered. It's really vile.

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Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Regalingualius posted:

And it’s really grating when the subject of his “inner beauty is what counts!” arc is Pam, who’s about as conventionally attractive as his art gets.
Also Dominic seeing past Luna's single, minor flaw on her otherwise conventionally attractive body (I... think. I mean she looks like every other woman in the comic except Miranda, who looks the same except she has Old Person Lines.)

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Rotten Red Rod posted:

Today I just learned the con Mookie is at has a cosplay competition... MCed by none other than a shirtless Mookie holding a stuffed bear with an eye patch he calls "Odin". God save us.

Is he having a midlife crisis, what the hell

Billy Gnosis
May 18, 2006

Now is the time for us to gather together and celebrate those things that we like and think are fun.

Roman Reigns posted:

Is he having a midlife crisis, what the hell

He's never moved beyond freshman year of high school. That's really the start and end of it. Really the story of this whole thread.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Zerilan posted:

Mookie is the exact audience of Cline's Nerd Porn Auteur rant.

Anyway I skimmed a bit through the rest of the arc to see if it was as bad as I remembered. It's really vile.

Thank you for reminding me that this was a thing that existed. I had almost experienced the joy of completely forgetting it was a thing.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
You know, having a curse that just makes one species look like a different species is also extremely weird. Do they have the opposite version, where sometimes Orcs just look human? Or whatever other races are in this, i've never seen anything but orcs, humans, mongrels, and orclings. Just seems like its only really a curse if you're racist

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


Bismuth posted:

You know, having a curse that just makes one species look like a different species is also extremely weird. Do they have the opposite version, where sometimes Orcs just look human? Or whatever other races are in this, i've never seen anything but orcs, humans, mongrels, and orclings. Just seems like its only really a curse if you're racist

It is specifically a curse visited upon Callanians for their crimes in the orc war. Something about seing their sins I think?

It really doesn't make a lot of sense when you think about it for more than a second.

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story
It doesn't even really make you look like a orc, we've seen orcs are a light green color, it's just tusks. Which makes me wonder if Mookie originally intended for Luna to have green skin too (since everyone assumed she was an orc) but then chickened out when he started doing color comics because he felt she wouldn't be attractive enough if she was green, which would actually be pretty funny.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Twelve by Pies posted:

It doesn't even really make you look like a orc, we've seen orcs are a light green color, it's just tusks. Which makes me wonder if Mookie originally intended for Luna to have green skin too (since everyone assumed she was an orc) but then chickened out when he started doing color comics because he felt she wouldn't be attractive enough if she was green, which would actually be pretty funny.

Lol if thats where he drew the line of attractiveness on his right-angle faced fuckin characters

Mors Rattus
Oct 25, 2007

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There are quite a lot of non-human species in this setting but all of them are basically just humans with a hat on. (As are non-Callanian human cultures, like the Semashi. Everyone gets a hat.)

The orc hat is being "vegetarian" and heavily coded Native American.

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



IIRC both Halflings and Dwarves are fighting over the "likes beer" hat.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Mx. posted:

because alterists are ickyyyy

And alterists are ickyyyy because Mookie hates breast implants and nose jobs because that's all he thought cosmetic surgery was. The idea of restorative cosmetic surgery never once entered his mind until fans emailed him explaining that they got implants because of hysterectomies, or to fix injuries or even, yes, birth deformities and not just because they want to be hot sluts.

Who What Now fucked around with this message at 23:38 on Sep 12, 2021

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Who What Now posted:

implants because of hysterectomies

:raise:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Mastectomies* :doh:

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


wanting to be a hot slut is also a fine, pure motive

but i don't expect mookie "used to judge burlesque until he got kicked out for reasons he won't get into" terracciano to necessarily understand this

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Oh for sure, there's no wrong reason to get work done if that's what you want. It's just funny that Mookie is so simultaneously horny and sex-negative that he cannot think of non-sex reasons to get surgery and thats why it's bad.

Mors Rattus
Oct 25, 2007

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Sadly, that kind of madonna-whore complex is not rare.

Riot Bus
Jan 8, 2020
It's extremely funny that goggles that let you see magic spells and what are ostensibly teleportation pellets are illegal even though magic that does the same things are not. This setting is a genuine hellscape, and the complete lack of thought put into why these things would be illegal is astounding.

Like literally the only reason for something like that is "magical tyranny."

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




There’s an idea that doesn’t have any basis in reality: a society where Mages form the upper class, and they oppressively outlaw anything that could disable their magic or otherwise give the magic-less poor equal footing (i.e. firearms).

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

Callan does allow duelling swords that leave wounds that healing magic can't cure though. It's extremely hard to reverse engineer an explanation that makes the hodge-podge of laws make any sense.

Nighthand
Nov 4, 2009

what horror the gas

Generations ago, a Deegan was in power and wrote the laws to benefit themselves.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Trapezium Dave posted:

Callan does allow duelling swords that leave wounds that healing magic can't cure though. It's extremely hard to reverse engineer an explanation that makes the hodge-podge of laws make any sense.

The explanation is that whoever came up with the laws is stupid

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

its not their fault, their world was made by an idiot

Joe Slowboat
Nov 9, 2016

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Synthbuttrange posted:

its not their fault, their world was made by an idiot

Honestly a worse demiurge than any Gnostic could have imagined

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


how many times he gonna reuse that snout pic, drat



the first panel is reused art, the second panel is just fuckin around with brushes, this can't have taken more than 10 minutes to create. astonishing work, simply amazing

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


Mookie reminding himself of the knots he's tied once again.

FlocksOfMice
Feb 3, 2009
Thanks for the summary of what was explained in one page, six pages ago.

Riot Bus
Jan 8, 2020
Why not ask Arudak that question instead of writing it in your journal?

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

For a hermit who is self-taught from an open-air wasteland library Snout sure knows a lot about the limitations of magic.

PoptartsNinja
May 9, 2008

He is still almost definitely not a spy


Soiled Meat
Lampshading how tedious your comic has become does not make your comic any less tedious.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
What percent of this comic is snout/some other character rehashing poo poo we've just seen

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

That'd be an interesting project... for someone else to do.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Someone did a gif of the hugs in this comic, what about all the 'hmmm' poses - just to see how copy-pasted it is?

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

The flight is STILL going on? The last page was a natural stopping point to land and continue the plot.

So rather than take a day or even a week off because of a con - a totally normal thing to do - Mookie permanently compromises his comic with low effort filler.

Actually, joke's on us, he'd probably do that even without the con.

Vonnie
Sep 13, 2011
Landscape making me think about Tails Gets Trolled

a cartoon duck
Sep 5, 2011

i guess the reason we can never escape the deaf patch and ugly overalls is that it would invalidate all of terraciano's copy-pasting assets

TheHan
Oct 29, 2011

Grind, you poor fool!
Grind straight for the stars!

Samovar posted:

Someone did a gif of the hugs in this comic, what about all the 'hmmm' poses - just to see how copy-pasted it is?



Surprisingly only 4 times! And for the first two it looks like he re-traced the reference.

Emrikol
Oct 1, 2015

Rotten Red Rod posted:

The flight is STILL going on? The last page was a natural stopping point to land and continue the plot.

So rather than take a day or even a week off because of a con - a totally normal thing to do - Mookie permanently compromises his comic with low effort filler.

We're in a new chapter titled "A Long Flight", so I expect this combination recap and travel sequence might last a while.

Nighthand
Nov 4, 2009

what horror the gas

Gotta love how it goes from the novelty of flight over an "impressive" "landscape" to "are we there yet?" in three pages.

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Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Emrikol posted:

We're in a new chapter titled "A Long Flight", so I expect this combination recap and travel sequence might last a while.

Oh my god if this entire chapter is just flying, I will laugh so hard. Then cry.

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