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DUSTIN VS BLACK 26 18.31%
HAYTER VS RUBY 27 19.01%
PINNACLE VS DARK ORDER 7 4.93%
HOBBS VS DANTE 48 33.80%
MOX VS SUZUKI 34 23.94%
Total: 142 votes
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Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 30 days!

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

lol, more gold from the Young Bucks autobiography:

Fairly early in their career, after they'd established themselves in PWG, Marty Janetty got them a spot on a WWE show as extras. He'd spoken highly of them to Shawn Michaels, who in turn tried to get Johnny Ace to sign them up or at least give them a good showcase.

Johnny Ace pushed them off to Smackdown tapings on the next day, where Shawn wasn't wrestling and thus couldn't stick up for them, and decided to just completely ghost them at Smackdown and literally walked away from the conversation as they were trying to say hello. So, if Johnny Ace wasn't a world class shithead, the Bucks might have been WWE lifers from around 2007 onwards because that was their childhood dream, but because he had to big time them, they went off to Japan and later to AEW.

It's just loving hilarious how the modern history of the WWE is a history of comical own goals one after another.

Now let's be fair: Johnny Ace had likely just received a notification that his latest batch of "female modeling catalogs" had arrived, and he had to hurry up and find some new bleached blondes for Vince to drool over.

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HOT! New Memes
May 31, 2006




Is it normal to only know 3 of the matches the day before dynamite?

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

HOT! New Memes posted:

Is it normal to only know 3 of the matches the day before dynamite?

They were likely waiting to see if Big E won the title so they could panic book some big matches

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Kenny is dropping the title to Punk tonight

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Kenny is dropping the title to Punk tonight

Alvarez tweeted and deleted saying this

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




Quantum of Phallus posted:

Kenny is dropping the title to Punk tonight

What, on Dark?

Bold move, Tony.

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

JUNGLE BOY posted:

They were likely waiting to see if Big E won the title so they could panic book some big matches

Glad to see Tony shifting to some GOOD booking practices

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Jonny Nox posted:

What, on Dark?

Bold move, Tony.
On the Sammy Vlog

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Jonny Nox posted:

What, on Dark?

Bold move, Tony.

the impact zone spirit lives

SonicRulez
Aug 6, 2013

GOTTA GO FIST

HOT! New Memes posted:

Is it normal to only know 3 of the matches the day before dynamite?

I wouldn't say normal, but they have actually been spreading things around and trying to incorporate the Darks more often. I don't want to spoil things I saw posted online from the tapings, but I do believe those things will bleed into Dynamite segments. Expect to see some talking. They should get the Lucha Bros booked sooner rather than later. The champs don't have to wrestle every week, but those guys should be allowed to ride the high of the excellent PPV match (presuming they aren't still beat to gently caress of course).

jesus WEP posted:

On the Sammy Vlog

So BTE Dark

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

during the PiP of Kong Skull Island

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


(reposted from the wrong thread)

So who would you put in a hypothetical American Suzuki-Gun?

Remember the essential qualities:

1. Absolute violent ratbags
2. Really good friends
3. Great bunch of lads
4. Must contain at least one (1) gremlin, with no upper limit.

I think I'd go with:

1. Lance Archer
2. Jack Evans
3. Angelico
4. Kip Sabian
5. Chaos Project (they count as one guy)
6. Serena Deeb

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Quantum of Phallus posted:

during the PiP of Kong Skull Island

finally some booking with balllllllls

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Lamuella posted:

So who would you put in a hypothetical American Suzuki-Gun?

Archer, Mox, Eddie, FTR, Serena

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

What serious crime did Gargano commit lol. He’s fine. Honestly been good with the Way the past year. I think he’s past all the melodramatic stuff.

I want Gargano vs Cody now just to piss people off

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
Gargano is a very good wrestler. I don’t think he’d bring any viewers to AEW who aren’t already watching the show but he’d be a good fit and good addition to the roster.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

would be a good dude to have against adam cole to make him look bigger

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

https://twitter.com/AEWGames/status/1437794532574306310

This looks fun.

HOT! New Memes
May 31, 2006




Is anyone else going to Dynamite tomorrow?

I have my original tickets from last year. Do I bring those or do I need to get updated tickets somehow?

Tampa Bae
Aug 23, 2021

Please, this is all I have
Gargano's good as long as you can condense him into sub 30 minute matches. Before he signed to WWE I remember a DGUSA match on Pro Wrestling Day against Shingo that felt like it lasted four hours

The real draw is getting Drew Gulak out of WWE so the Gentleman's Club and Best Friends can merge into a super faction

Nea
Feb 28, 2014

Funny Little Guy Aficionado.
Has anyone actually said anything about cage being unvaccinated? I could absolutely buy him falling on either side of that, but I can't find any gossip Ina. Google.

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

HOT! New Memes posted:

Is anyone else going to Dynamite tomorrow?

I have my original tickets from last year. Do I bring those or do I need to get updated tickets somehow?

I was gonna make a goonmeet thread but I'm too busy so somebody else should do it. I'll be getting into Jersey a little early if folks wanna meet up for dinner beforehand.

Log into Ticketmaster and see if you need to print anything new? I'm doing digital so it's got all the new info in my app.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Nea posted:

Has anyone actually said anything about cage being unvaccinated? I could absolutely buy him falling on either side of that, but I can't find any gossip Ina. Google.

There was some fitness guy's vlog that had Cage in it and he said something like "Brian Cage, looking powerful and vaccinated" and Cage said something to the effect of "Well, powerful anyway."

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
what about a frenemies tournament where to gain an entry into it you need to beat another singles guy or tag team from your own crew, then regular tourney, then winner gets a title shot :thunk:

edit: there's so many intra-dark order and HFO matches i want to see

HOT! New Memes
May 31, 2006




Penguin Patrol posted:

I was gonna make a goonmeet thread but I'm too busy so somebody else should do it. I'll be getting into Jersey a little early if folks wanna meet up for dinner beforehand.

Log into Ticketmaster and see if you need to print anything new? I'm doing digital so it's got all the new info in my app.

I had to get them from stub hub. I don’t see anything listed about new updated tickets.

Are your digital ones updated?
What section are you in?

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




They should really kickstart the trio's belts simply to get more people on tv.

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

smarxist posted:

what about a frenemies tournament where to gain an entry into it you need to beat another singles guy or tag team from your own crew, then regular tourney, then winner gets a title shot :thunk:

edit: there's so many intra-dark order and HFO matches i want to see

If it could be allowed,
Kris Stat is beating the crap out of Yuta to gain entry.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Lamuella posted:

(reposted from the wrong thread)

So who would you put in a hypothetical American Suzuki-Gun?

Remember the essential qualities:

1. Absolute violent ratbags
2. Really good friends
3. Great bunch of lads
4. Must contain at least one (1) gremlin, with no upper limit.


isn't this mostly just the HFO

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

It's gonna be PAC.

Dude is a monster at FIFA

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



Lamuella posted:

(reposted from the wrong thread)

So who would you put in a hypothetical American Suzuki-Gun?

Remember the essential qualities:

1. Absolute violent ratbags
2. Really good friends
3. Great bunch of lads
4. Must contain at least one (1) gremlin, with no upper limit.


We already have something that hits every one of these points in AEW.

Death Triangle is American Suzuki-Gun

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE


I love how often Chuck and Orange are in the background observing/laughing at other wrestlers goofing off.

SonicRulez
Aug 6, 2013

GOTTA GO FIST

Lamuella posted:

(reposted from the wrong thread)

So who would you put in a hypothetical American Suzuki-Gun?

Remember the essential qualities:

1. Absolute violent ratbags
2. Really good friends
3. Great bunch of lads
4. Must contain at least one (1) gremlin, with no upper limit.

1. Lance Archer (duh)
2. Death Triangle (all 3 of them)
3. Nyla Rose
4. Daniel Garcia
5. 2.0

All people who extremely like violence and also have buddies on the show.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

stab posted:

It's gonna be PAC.

Dude is a monster at FIFA

okay but if he takes a dive early and costs me money its your legs

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

I love the opening graphics for this. Miro knew he had this won when Colt talked about not knowing the controls.

https://youtu.be/oIdxfJLyT-Y

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan



Real good look at Miro's weird bicep bump in this vid

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

HOT! New Memes posted:

I had to get them from stub hub. I don’t see anything listed about new updated tickets.

Are your digital ones updated?
What section are you in?

It's probably the same barcode but I don't have my old one to compare it to. Sec 21

Waffleopolis
Apr 24, 2005

It's time....for the MAIN event!
It's like in a Popeye cartoon...

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

explosivo posted:



Real good look at Miro's weird bicep bump in this vid

wtf

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

explosivo posted:



Real good look at Miro's weird bicep bump in this vid


oh man that's mega nasty that is dog poo poo

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


explosivo posted:



Real good look at Miro's weird bicep bump in this vid

oh man that is mega nasty. that is dog poo poo

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