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mastershakeman: Oct 28, 2008; by vyelkin

gandlethorpe posted:

What's the funniest way to vote in CA

don't bother

alternatively vote yes on recall, leave it blank on who should be the next gov

# ? Sep 14, 2021 18:22

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 23:44

Atrocious Joe: Sep 2, 2011

PhilippAchtel posted:

https://twitter.com/jamie_elizabeth/status/1437791483889954823?s=19

Wow, I thought for sure Jamie Peck was trending liberal but citing Lenin? Calling out AOC as a Kautskyist?

comparing AOC to Kautsky seems unfair to Kautsky

If AOC endorsed WW3 I wouldn't really feel betrayed

# ? Sep 14, 2021 18:23

docbeard: Jul 19, 2011

Organ Fiend posted:

On the other hand, #NotAllTroops

I regret to inform you that tanks are driven by troops.

# ? Sep 14, 2021 18:24

mark immune: Dec 14, 2019; put the teacher in the cope cage imo

aloha bitch klakalakalaka

# ? Sep 14, 2021 18:29

mawarannahr: May 21, 2019

gandlethorpe posted:

What's the funniest way to vote in CA

write in Kamala Harris

# ? Sep 14, 2021 18:31

Organ Fiend: May 21, 2007; custom title

docbeard posted:

I regret to inform you that tanks are driven by troops.

Like I said, #NotAllTroops

As the comrades I posted earlier killed numerous fascists with aircraft and sniper rifle, respectively, so the comrades driving their tanks, crushing fascists with cannon, machine gun or tread are heroes.

Similarly, #NotAllCops

# ? Sep 14, 2021 18:32

Atrocious Joe: Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1437813513687224321?s=20

I hesitate to call this a military coup, because in practice US nuclear weapon responsibility is actually pretty dispersed. The idea that it rests in the President is supposed to be a comforting myth.

but lol the Joint Chiefs did a military coup with the Dems backed them.

quote:

Milley's fear was based on his own observations of Trump's erratic behavior. His concern was magnified by the events of January 6 and the 'extraordinary risk' the situation posed to US national security, the authors write. Milley had already had two back-channel phone calls with China's top general, who was on high alert over the chaos in the US.

Then Milley received a blunt phone call from House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, according to the book. Woodward and Costa exclusively obtained a transcript of the call, during which Milley tried to reassure Pelosi that the nuclear weapons were safe.

Pelosi pushed back.

"What I'm saying to you is that if they couldn't even stop him from an assault on the Capitol, who even knows what else he may do? And is there anybody in charge at the White House who was doing anything but kissing his fat butt all over this?"

Pelosi continued, "You know he's crazy. He's been crazy for a long time."

According to Woodward and Costa, Milley responded, "Madam Speaker, I agree with you on everything."

this sort of poo poo was really common from the Kennedy through the Reagan years, so I think we can chalk this up to a Trump victory. He brought America back to the golden age of the 60s and 70s. Hope the Joint Chiefs aren't mad about Afghanistan, or Joe might be in for a surprise soon.

# ? Sep 14, 2021 18:34

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

Organ Fiend posted:

Like I said, #NotAllTroops

As the comrades I posted earlier killed numerous fascists with aircraft and sniper rifle, respectively, so the comrades driving their tanks, crushing fascists with cannon, machine gun or tread are heroes.

Similarly, #NotAllCops

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vEW_r4Swn8

# ? Sep 14, 2021 18:34

Phone: Jul 30, 2005; 親子丼をほしい。

https://twitter.com/hausofdecline/status/1437575868327645186?s=20

# ? Sep 14, 2021 18:35

Organ Fiend: May 21, 2007; custom title

Lib and let die posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vEW_r4Swn8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xEz-52BDZA

Organ Fiend has issued a correction as of 18:40 on Sep 14, 2021

# ? Sep 14, 2021 18:37

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

Atrocious Joe posted:

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1437813513687224321?s=20

I hesitate to call this a military coup, because in practice US nuclear weapon responsibility is actually pretty dispersed. The idea that it rests in the President is supposed to be a comforting myth.

but lol the Joint Chiefs did a military coup with the Dems backed them.

this sort of poo poo was really common from the Kennedy through the Reagan years, so I think we can chalk this up to a Trump victory. He brought America back to the golden age of the 60s and 70s. Hope the Joint Chiefs aren't mad about Afghanistan, or Joe might be in for a surprise soon.

i fuckin hope that :dementia:

joe doesn't have the nuclear launch keys

# ? Sep 14, 2021 18:37

mawarannahr: May 21, 2019

500 good dogs posted:

i fuckin hope that joe doesn't have the nuclear launch keys

cmon man it�d be cool if he dropped it on buckingham palace

# ? Sep 14, 2021 18:38

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

Atrocious Joe posted:

this sort of poo poo was really common from the Kennedy through the Reagan years, so I think we can chalk this up to a Trump victory. He brought America back to the golden age of the 60s and 70s. Hope the Joint Chiefs aren't mad about Afghanistan, or Joe might be in for a surprise soon.

i'm no neurologist, but i'd consider that given his condition, joe is more often than not in a state of surprise.

# ? Sep 14, 2021 18:39

TheIncredulousHulk: Sep 3, 2012

Pretend I photoshopped Why So Serious onto AOC's rear end in this post

# ? Sep 14, 2021 18:41

mawarannahr: May 21, 2019

I�m glad Kshama�s still keeping it real

https://twitter.com/cmkshama/status/1437795720979959809?s=20

# ? Sep 14, 2021 18:44

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Pobrecito posted:

https://twitter.com/lingerie_addict/status/1437641574788259840?s=21

buhhh it�s actually Really Important to let the rich people have their fancy ball where they pay tens of thousands of dollars to attend and probably double that for their stupid outfits so they can get publicity for wearing their stupid outfit. no way they could have just given that money directly for this very important cause (which I�m sure 90% of the collection is just other old rich peoples stupid outfits)

it's a gala, not a ball

a gala is specifically for dressing up and being seen, typically as ostentatious as possible, perfect for shaking down money for the met's costume department

balls have dancing and a big meal they're completely different jeez

# ? Sep 14, 2021 18:44

Organ Fiend: May 21, 2007; custom title

Lib and let die posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vEW_r4Swn8

Also:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSK_f1L0-xE

# ? Sep 14, 2021 18:47

Maya Fey: Jan 22, 2017

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

balls have dancing and a big meal they're completely different jeez

wow nicki minaj wa s right

# ? Sep 14, 2021 18:48

TheIncredulousHulk: Sep 3, 2012

mawarannahr posted:

I�m glad Kshama�s still keeping it real

https://twitter.com/cmkshama/status/1437795720979959809?s=20

AOC fixing to start subtweeting about Trots

# ? Sep 14, 2021 18:49

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

mawarannahr posted:

I�m glad Kshama�s still keeping it real

https://twitter.com/cmkshama/status/1437795720979959809?s=20

she joined the DSA and still believes in electoralism so she's dead to me

# ? Sep 14, 2021 18:51

World War Mammories: Aug 25, 2006

"is kshama sawant #beb?," the greatest thread in the history of cspam,

# ? Sep 14, 2021 18:53

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

how is capitalism reformed?

how is capitalism reformed

how worker get labor value

# ? Sep 14, 2021 18:54

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

they need to do way instain boss who exploit thier worker, because these worker cannot frigth back?

# ? Sep 14, 2021 18:56

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

it was on the news this mroing a ceo in wa who had kill his three fulfillmnt workers. they are taking the three worker back to wa too rest; i am truely sorry for your lots

Son of Thunderbeast has issued a correction as of 19:01 on Sep 14, 2021

# ? Sep 14, 2021 18:58

Ytlaya: Nov 13, 2005

loquacius posted:

Given that AOC had to go to the party for her job and apparently doesn't even get to keep the dress, just wore it for the night, I still don't think it's worth getting actually mad over, it is however still cringe and ineffective at actually doing or communicating anything so it's still fine to dunk on. We like to have a little fun around here

She didn't "have to do it" lmao

# ? Sep 14, 2021 18:59

gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

Alexandria Orkasio Cortez

WAAAAAGH da rich

# ? Sep 14, 2021 19:00

spacemang_spliff: Nov 29, 2014; wide pickle

Lib and let die posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vEW_r4Swn8

brutal

# ? Sep 14, 2021 19:01

ben shapino: Nov 22, 2020

mawarannahr posted:

write in Kamala Harris

# ? Sep 14, 2021 19:10

Organ Fiend: May 21, 2007; custom title

mawarannahr posted:

write in Kamala Harris

So, what's your opinion about Alvin and the Chipmunks porn?

# ? Sep 14, 2021 19:12

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Hard to believe there are people dumb enough to buy this.

https://twitter.com/ChadPergram/status/1437841455201013768

# ? Sep 14, 2021 19:13

lumpentroll: Mar 4, 2020; The hotter, the wetter, the better

500 good dogs posted:

she joined the DSA and still believes in electoralism so she's dead to me

that was just the normal trot addiction to entryism

# ? Sep 14, 2021 19:15

lumpentroll: Mar 4, 2020; The hotter, the wetter, the better

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

it was on the news this mroing a ceo in wa who had kill his three fulfillmnt workers. they are taking the three worker back to wa too rest; i am truely sorry for your lots

daydrinking is good

# ? Sep 14, 2021 19:16

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

When do we find out if Future President Gavin Newsom is going to give us Medicare for All in 2040 or if Larry Elder is going to burn the state to the ground?

# ? Sep 14, 2021 19:17

Nothus: Feb 22, 2001; Buglord

mcmagic posted:

Hard to believe there are people dumb enough to buy this.

https://twitter.com/ChadPergram/status/1437841455201013768

lol are they doing it again?

# ? Sep 14, 2021 19:17

Uncle Wemus: Mar 4, 2004

Pamela Springstein posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/Variety/status/1437556914519298048

I'm ready for the absurd nails trend to pass

# ? Sep 14, 2021 19:19

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

it was on the news this mroing a ceo in wa who had kill his three fulfillmnt workers. they are taking the three worker back to wa too rest; i am truely sorry for your lots

did we break arf and sotb in only a matter of two days?

# ? Sep 14, 2021 19:21