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Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Jeffery has asked me to post this in his stead since he's really really busy.

Income:
Raw store revenue: $6,942.00
Processing fees: $800.85
Hosting cost: $1,096.97
Image bandwith: $72,955.02
Seraph Alt Chargebacks: $770.00
FYAD Blackmail Money: $4,722.00
Fulltime Intern to Change Stylesheets Whenever Someone Toggles Darkmode: $100.00

He's really stressed out because the books don't add up and the numbers look cooked. Anyone who's good with numbers help us budget this??

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Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Taxes only help with socialism.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Armitag3 posted:

Raw store revenue: $6,942.00

:nice:

Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING
:fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap:
Is the image hosting mostly pictures of pig balls?

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
That image bandwidth number is way too low

Someone's cooking the books :raise:

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Jailbrekr posted:

Is the image hosting mostly pictures of pig balls?

Let me check with astral




















astral says it's mostly pictures of your mom

wh-

y-

yeah your mom, op

Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING
:fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap:

Armitag3 posted:

Let me check with astral




















astral says it's mostly pictures of your mom

wh-

y-

yeah your mom, op

I hope she's enjoying herself in the images. She deserves to be happy.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Armitag3 posted:

Jeffery has asked me to post this in his stead since he's really really busy.

Income:
Raw store revenue: $6,942.00
Processing fees: $800.85
Hosting cost: $1,096.97
Image bandwith: $72,955.02
Seraph Alt Chargebacks: $770.00
FYAD Blackmail Money: $4,722.00
Fulltime Intern to Change Stylesheets Whenever Someone Toggles Darkmode: $100.00

He's really stressed out because the books don't add up and the numbers look cooked. Anyone who's good with numbers help us budget this??

LOL!!!!!!!!

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


bradzilla posted:

LOL!!!!!!!!

This isn't VERY HELPFUL

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



spend less on FYAD blackmail money

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


William Henry Hairytaint posted:

spend less on FYAD blackmail money

Oh I'm sorry, I should have included that you can't destroy the forums in the process

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
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Only registered members can see post attachments!

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Start selling candles.

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



how much is my cut

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Jabberlock posted:

how much is my cut

How many shares of PIGBLS do you own?

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.
spend less on QCS

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)
There should only be one dark mode toggle per user: the one that turns it on.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Just add a couple of zeros under raw store revenue and your problems are solved.

deadeyez
Jan 31, 2015

Avatar by Hempuli
Fun Shoe

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Just add a couple of zeros under raw store revenue and your problems are solved.

What the hell even is your avatar?

Edit: just noticed your name lol

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

I bought my 3rd avatar recently. I've had this account since 08 or something like that.

I think I've done my part

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I own the forums now venmo me all ur av certs

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



deadeyez posted:

What the hell even is your avatar?

Edit: just noticed your name lol

It's one of those yip-yip-yip-yip-yip muppets from sesame street coughing paprika, what's the big deal?

That's...that's what it is right?

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Diversify forum spending into wholesale illicit drugs.

Hell, I'd by a $5 or $10 bag of Something Awful Crack - "The Good Stuff."

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
It's time to bite the bullet and sell ADTRW

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)
Shake down FYAD for “protection”

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
hi OP can I interest you in a reverse mortgage?

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Hi, yeah every time someone buys red text it gets re-routed to my work email signature and it's really pissing off my boss

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Also, please someone change it to General Bullshit > State of the forums - September 11th 2021, it's disrespectful right now

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Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Armitag3 posted:

How many shares of PIGBLS do you own?

2 big ones

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