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https://twitter.com/MnDPS_DPS/status/1438584957597896711 Finally you no longer have to worry about an officer shooting you because they have requested documents for you that you keep in your wallet and glovebox. All you have to do now is put all the information required to steal your identity in a handy dandy little clear pouch and cover one of your car air vents with it. In the event of a traffic stop, clearly announce that your information is in the clear No Reach Pouch® and ask the officer to kindly not shoot you. Another fabulous idea to protect officers, remember it's a thin blue line. https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1438627772029669382
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I already stuff my documents into handgun magazines, checkmate
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New market niche for handgun-sized non-translucent "license & document" wallets, don't miss the crowdfunder. Trigger-happy cop in court: I believed the translucent pouch contained a translucent knife, so shot and killed the perp, I mean the deceased, in 
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Sep 17, 2021 18:05
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You can put weed in there.
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Whenever I’ve been pulled over the cop always sits in their car for like two or three minutes before even coming to the window. I usually use that time to just have my poo poo in hand for when he asks for it.
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Sep 17, 2021 18:31
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Murdstone posted:You can put weed in there.
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Sep 17, 2021 18:32
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I keep my gun in my cellphone for these exact reasons
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Whenever I’ve been pulled over the cop always sits in their car for like two or three minutes before even coming to the window. I usually use that time to just have my poo poo in hand for when he asks for it.
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Sep 17, 2021 19:05
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if you guys would just ride a motorcycle in a bikini you wouldnt have this problem
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Sep 17, 2021 19:09
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Brother Tadger posted:I keep my gun in my cellphone for these exact reasons Call of Duty Mobile getting crazy
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Murdstone posted:For real, that's not recommended. They see you grabbing stuff from different places and it makes them nervous and they may shoot you. You're supposed to wait for them to come to your window while keeping your hands on the wheel until they ask for something. Then you reach for things, making them nervous and then they may shoot you. Honestly, if you aren’t white, the move is to stick both of your hands out the window and leave them there during the entire traffic stop until the cop tells you otherwise. When the cop tries to give you poo poo about your hands out the window, you tell them you were trying to put them at ease by offering to give them a hand job
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Sep 17, 2021 19:45
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God bless Covid-19! Burn in hell pigs.
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Countdown to someone getting murdered by police while reaching for one of these because there was definitely a weapon of some type underneath it.
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lmao america is so beyond hosed its unreal
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Also lol that these people “invented” a plastic bag
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Sep 17, 2021 20:36
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that bag looks about the right size for a gun just sayin
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Sep 17, 2021 20:37
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"they could hide a razor blade in the edges and swing it like a lasso slitting an officer's throat from 10 feet away so that's why we aren't filing charges against the four cops who shot him in the back 78 times"
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Brother Tadger posted:Honestly, if you aren’t white, the move is to stick both of your hands out the window and leave them there during the entire traffic stop until the cop tells you otherwise. When the cop tries to give you poo poo about your hands out the window, you tell them you were trying to put them at ease by offering to give them a hand job Anyway eagerly expecting the first police shooting where the cop goes free because the victim didn't own the pouch.
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Sep 17, 2021 21:04
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Coming soon: The Not-Resisting® helmet and neck brace
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Cars are considered deadly weapons so they should just magdump into the car as soon as they get them to pull over.
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Three Olives posted:https://twitter.com/MnDPS_DPS/status/1438584957597896711 This won't solve the real reason why people get shot at a traffic stop: White cops who think black people are vicious animals that can't be reasoned with.
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Sep 17, 2021 21:14
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Also car bombs are a thing. Never know when a car will explode so we should be issuing roof mounted heat seeking missiles for every cruiser. Just to be safe.
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Lamebot posted:Cars are considered deadly weapons so they should just magdump into the car as soon as they get them to pull over. Anyone could be a trained martial artists or some sort of cyborg Terminator so every cops needs an MP5 that they can use to unload at everyone within eyesight.
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Sep 17, 2021 21:24
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I bought my son an over the visor organizer for this very reason. Paid for a replacement license so all three can be easily reached up for.
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Sep 17, 2021 21:29
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Three Olives posted:Coming soon: The Not-Resisting® helmet and neck brace Not-Resisting stainless steel neck gorget with matching breastplate designed to withstand 500 lbs of pressure from the back and front.
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Sep 17, 2021 21:30
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Alternatively one of those joke guns that pop out your documents instead of "bang" note
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Who What Now posted:Anyone could be a trained martial artists or some sort of cyborg Terminator so every cops needs an MP5 that they can use to unload at everyone within eyesight. You're not going to stop a Terminator with a piddly 9mm. Browning M2. 50 cals for all officers, unless you're some sort of commie who hates America. 
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Sep 17, 2021 21:43
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That doesn't look like a white person face mask 
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Brother Tadger posted:I keep my gun in my cellphone for these exact reasons Is this real? I want one. lol Colonel Cancer posted:Not-Resisting stainless steel neck gorget with matching breastplate designed to withstand 500 lbs of pressure from the back and front. I had to look up gorget and the definition says: a piece of armor for the throat. So that makes sense, then it also said: a wimple. Then I had to look up "wimple," because what the hell is that. Also people who also searched "gorget" searched up "Nazi Germany."  Kinda makes sense in context of the thread though.
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sigher posted:Is this real? I want one. lol It is. And they make a thin blue line model, so gently caress them in the ear with an egg whisk.
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I keep mine in my rear end in a top hat and if the cops want em so bad they can reach up there and get em, like what am i paying axes for anyway?
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sigher posted:Is this real? I want one. lol Maybe they're just big Ultima Online fans 
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sigher posted:Is this real? I want one. lol This was 100% made to help cops make even more ridiculous self defense arguments.
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cool to know they can light you up if you're a suspect w/o a No Reach Pouch® I won't be getting one 
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oh dear god. its 2021 and i clicked on a three olives thread
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There's a thing blue line on my nutsack. It's a vein. And there's a thick blue line on the shaft of my penis. I drew it on with Sharpie.
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kntfkr posted:And there's a thick blue line on the shaft of my penis. I drew it on with Sharpie. The line or the penis?
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