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PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


AnimeIsTrash posted:

when you get the 2nd shot, bill gates flips the switch that makes your penis smaller

i better go get a booster before it grows back

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

bunch of people from texas tried to go to a restaurant in nyc, the hostess asked for their proof of vaccination, so they punched her in the face and started a brawl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHR2pRKATdc

seriously just abandon that loving state. 3 months grace period for refugees to emigrate to a good state, then we're planting mines along the border

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

bump_fn posted:

vaccines work by gettign your immune system prepared before you're actually sick idk if it would help once you're already infected
vaccines make up a guy for your immune system to get mad at

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

qirex posted:

yeah but it makes up for it in ball volume

ball greats

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Kenny Logins posted:

vaccines make up a guy for your immune system to get mad at

lol

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

Sagebrush posted:

bunch of people from texas tried to go to a restaurant in nyc, the hostess asked for their proof of vaccination, so they punched her in the face and started a brawl

but Sagebrush we need to be maximally accommodating and respectful to these people and can never even so much as imply that there should be consequences to their actions

otherwise that’s the same as wanting to round up those with whom you disagree and put them in camps

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 16 hours!
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AnimeIsTrash posted:

they should be executed on national tv

gameshow style, like Running Man

in the novel they mention some other games, like one is a treadmill marathon for people with heart conditions

Blinkz0rz
May 27, 2001

MY CONTEMPT FOR MY OWN EMPLOYEES IS ONLY MATCHED BY MY LOVE FOR TOM BRADY'S SWEATY MAGA BALLS

eschaton posted:

but Sagebrush we need to be maximally accommodating and respectful to these people and can never even so much as imply that there should be consequences to their actions

otherwise that’s the same as wanting to round up those with whom you disagree and put them in camps

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 16 hours!
Slippery Tilde

kitten emergency posted:

sure but wouldn't it help on the other side once you recover? idk.

in other news maybe covid isn't so bad

https://twitter.com/nbcnews/status/1438627772029669382?s=21

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxP442T-aZ0

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 16 hours!
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my poor grandma wanted us to move to houston so badly when she found out we were leaving louisiana

had to deploy quite the delicate "hell no" for that one

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


a friend of mine moved to Houston and only made it a few years before bailing out of the state. in that time his apartment flooded and his car got totaled. he moved to the pnw where I live and he pissed in a bush at a park and said that patch of dirt he pissed on was more appealing than anything he saw in all of Texas lol

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

every time i see one of these headlines i wish it was the star wars meaning of "blasts."



(i don't know what truthout.org is, i got it from imgur)

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

or the porno meaning :q:

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

eschaton posted:

but Sagebrush we need to be maximally accommodating and respectful to these people and can never even so much as imply that there should be consequences to their actions

otherwise that’s the same as wanting to round up those with whom you disagree and put them in camps

Or worse some guy living in Japan, comfortably removed from all of this, will ironically reply “lmbo” to your post

ADINSX fucked around with this message at 21:12 on Sep 17, 2021

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
oopsie doopsie
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1438942628494692352?s=21

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
always cracks me up how they roll camo and four stars on those pressers. are you deer hunting or overseeing a global imperialist campaign of domination and woe

Gnossiennes
Jan 7, 2013


Loving chairs more every day!

basically all uniforms for military branches are camo now, even for officey rates

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


if this guy really wanted to take full responsibility he should be locked up. I somehow doubt that's what he means.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

quote:

“Clearly our intelligence was wrong on this particular white Toyota Corolla.”

Even I could have told this guy ISIS prefers to drive around in Champaign Toyota Tacomas, not Corollas.

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

Gnossiennes posted:

basically all uniforms for military branches are camo now, even for officey rates

thats because they're WARFIGHTERS! its all about projecting the idea that they're taking the same risks as actual soldiers even though they arent.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

I saw a guy at the gym this week doing squats in camo army pants tucked into boots and thought that it couldn't have been comfortable.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Shaggar posted:

thats because they're WARFIGHTERS! its all about projecting the idea that they're taking the same risks as actual soldiers even though they arent.

weird. i wonder if any other groups are doing that

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



ADINSX posted:

Or worse some guy living in Japan, comfortably removed from all of this, will ironically reply “lmbo” to your post

came here to poast specifically this

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Shaggar posted:

thats because they're WARFIGHTERS! its all about projecting the idea that they're taking the same risks as actual soldiers even though they arent.

Eating my "warfighter tested, warfighter approved" MRE while monitoring cyber threats on the cyber dominance bridge.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

kitten emergency posted:

sure but wouldn't it help on the other side once you recover? idk.

in other news maybe covid isn't so bad

https://twitter.com/nbcnews/status/1438627772029669382?s=21

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 16 hours!
Slippery Tilde

akadajet posted:

Eating my "warfighter tested, warfighter approved" MRE while monitoring cyber threats on the cyber dominance bridge.



MREs give me the farts real bad

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

MREs give me the farts real bad

Farting up the cyber dominance bridge to protect American freedoms

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


meals rumbling entrails

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:



lol

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
lol

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 16 hours!
Slippery Tilde
bahahahaha

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Lol

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


lol

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



lmao

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

lolll

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
boy I’m glad these pages of arguing have solved everything and that we are no longer in hell world. what a relief.

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

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