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McNugget Buddy
Aug 14, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/GeoffRBennett/status/1436014622985920525

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1437642775160410114

https://twitter.com/TheIJR/status/1438095728258207753

https://twitter.com/TheLastWord/status/1437621037810823170

https://twitter.com/theMRC/status/1438861548194189313

https://twitter.com/ChrisDJackson/status/1438583714297098248

https://twitter.com/NBCLA/status/1439049976642945031

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Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
lmao a chris d jackson trying to clean up the fact the old man has covid

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

JOVID-21

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

the man has a stutter, you bigots

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



Joe Biden's hunger for dead children will never be sated

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

whatever happened to whats her name harris

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

Newsom just looks so god drat weird, like you could not make a better lizard person politician

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

whatever happened to whats her name harris

she's dead

maybe? Idk

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

my bony fealty posted:

Newsom just looks so god drat weird, like you could not make a better lizard person politician

maybe it's the fake hair or the fake teeth or the fake nose

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

tfw you killed the president to win a recall

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Judakel posted:

tfw you killed the president to win a recall

*Joker laugh*

McNugget Buddy
Aug 14, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/axios/status/1417541153331757070

https://twitter.com/nielslesniewski/status/1417522000034246658

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1417951291905544195

https://twitter.com/JoeConchaTV/status/1418676728952729604

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
Joe Dyin

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

lmao forever if trump survived covid and joe dies of it

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

StashAugustine posted:

lmao forever if trump survived covid and joe dies of it

that would really increase the chance of a 2024 trump victory

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

joe biden has covid but he's mostly Moderna vaccine and regeneron at this point so he's gonna survive

StratGoatCom
Aug 6, 2019

Our security is guaranteed by being able to melt the eyeballs of any other forum's denizens at 15 minutes notice


Atrocious Joe posted:

joe biden has covid but he's mostly Moderna vaccine and regeneron at this point so he's gonna survive

I dunno, given his past vascular issues, a breakthrough could overwhelm that possibly?

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
WHOA WHOA WHOA!!!! HIPPAA PLEASE?? MODS? :mods: MODS PLEASE

McNugget Buddy
Aug 14, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

StratGoatCom posted:

I dunno, given his past vascular issues, a breakthrough could overwhelm that possibly?

The way Psaki was being weird about disclosing White House cases in July, I bet he's already had at least one breakthrough infection

Every new strain just chipping away at his immune system

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
Joe is a man who can never die.

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

Dreylad posted:

Joe is a man who can never die.

that which is dead etc etc

Penisaurus Sex
Feb 3, 2009

asdfghjklpoiuyt

Dreylad posted:

Joe is a man who can never die.

who determines what ‘dead’ is anyway, Joe’s not dead until we all agree he’s dead.

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
now is the time they should decide that the secret service must preserve the life of the president at any cost and they start hooking them up to joe as part of his life support throne

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

so biden gave covid to newsome's daughters in the process of sniffing their hair, right?

Alobar
Jun 21, 2011

Are you proud of me?

Are you proud of what I do?

I'll try to be a better man than the one that you knew.
i cough all the time because i smoke weed every day

case

CLOSED

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
Joe isn’t going to die.

Alobar
Jun 21, 2011

Are you proud of me?

Are you proud of what I do?

I'll try to be a better man than the one that you knew.

Judakel posted:

that which is dead etc etc

awww, that's one of my favorite quotes! and you're not going to finish it? :(

McNugget Buddy
Aug 14, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Voice of Labor posted:

so biden gave covid to newsome's daughters in the process of sniffing their hair, right?

I don't think the daughters were at the rally event, which means Newsom and/or his wife transmitted it to them

One of them was at a volunteer center earlier in the day:



One of them was at the campaign headquarters as the results were being tallied:
https://ca-times.brightspotcdn.com/...57766539049.jpg

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

there is a UN summit in Scotland in October :pray: for world peace

MLSM
Apr 3, 2021

by Azathoth

my bony fealty posted:

Newsom just looks so god drat weird, like you could not make a better lizard person politician

McNugget Buddy
Aug 14, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biden supposedly hosed off to the beach at noon yesterday:

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1438684297200873476

https://twitter.com/KyleMazzaWUNF/status/1438996989249794053

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp
Joe Biden is gonna die of COVID and I am here for it

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012


Burial at sea

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
here lies joey

open biden and chease

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
imagine getting covid because the president sniffed your hair lmfao

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

empty whippet box posted:

imagine getting covid because the president sniffed your hair lmfao

Kreeblah
May 17, 2004

INSERT QUACK TO CONTINUE


Taco Defender
There's no loving way we'd be this lucky. He's probably getting boosted five times a day, with regular proactive Regeneron infusions just in case.

Trump was our big shot for laughs, and we couldn't even have that.

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
"open biden" - the doctor performing the autopsy

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empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
hoping for biden to die of covid is just setting yourself up for disappointment. nothing good happens in this hellworld and it never will. face you rself to darkness

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