|
Hey you wanna have a go? You lookin for trouble? You lost? Ready to cry little baby? Ready to have yourself a little whinge???
|
#
?
Sep 18, 2021 10:51
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 16, 2024 09:46 |
|
|
I need to go to the bathroom first, bitch!!
|
|
#
?
Sep 18, 2021 10:59
|
|
|
Doing that thing where fighters get so up in each others faces they
|
|
#
?
Sep 18, 2021 11:13
|
|
|
I own a nunchaku. I mean a pair.
|
|
#
?
Sep 18, 2021 11:15
|
|
|
MAKE A MOVE, rear end in a top hat
|
|
#
?
Sep 18, 2021 11:21
|
|
|
gently caress you buddy, I'm crazy, you don't know what I'm capable of, even I don't know what I'm capable of!
|
|
#
?
Sep 18, 2021 11:25
|
|
|
I pull off my shirt like it's throw-down time but underneath my shirt is another shirt identical to the shirt I just removed. I can do this all evening babe.
|
|
#
?
Sep 18, 2021 12:38
|
|
|
*Keeps pointing to the bulge in my jeans and then my mouth* *middle finger*
|
|
#
?
Sep 18, 2021 12:44
|
|
|
Hold me back guys, hold me back! *mimes being dragged back despite being alone*
|
|
#
?
Sep 18, 2021 12:56
|
|
|
Colonel Cancer posted:Hold me back guys, hold me back! literal lol
|
|
#
?
Sep 18, 2021 12:58
|
|
|
Colonel Cancer posted:Hold me back guys, hold me back! If I wasn't trapped in this invisible box you'd be in for a world of hurt!!
|
|
#
?
Sep 18, 2021 12:59
|
|
|
*singing softly, gradually increasing in volume* I pack a chainsaw... I'll skin your rear end raw... And if my day keeps goin' this way... I just might break your fuckin' face tonight! GIVE ME SOMETHIN' TO BREAK!!!
|
|
#
?
Sep 18, 2021 13:16
|
|
|
bet you'd never say that to my face in real life, bitch
|
|
#
?
Sep 18, 2021 13:22
|
|
|
I'm at CVS, just got to get my prescription, I'll meet you there in thirty minutes if the traffic's good, oh hold up I gotta stop for gas haha. Hey, I'm just passing the vet and I realized my dog's checkup is scheduled in an hour haha I'll have to delay. Yo dude sorry I gotta delay again my gf is getting pissed off about some poo poo so I have to go over there and talk her down lmao u know how it is with women. Oh hold up gently caress I'm stuck in traffic it's rush hour haha man really bad luck today huh? Yo bro, listen, I think I got a headache coming on from everything going on today, I'm really just not feeling up to and I'm just kind of spent emotionally, all out of spoons, you mind if we do this tomorrow or next week?
|
|
#
?
Sep 18, 2021 13:25
|
|
|
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMoA1o3lDyA
|
|
#
?
Sep 18, 2021 14:28
|
|
|
That's right motherfucker, back off before I suck your dick. I'll suck it for a goddamn hour. *Takes shirt off*
|
|
#
?
Sep 18, 2021 15:37
|
|
|
*sound of glass breaking* *immediately looks over the shoulder*
|
|
#
?
Sep 18, 2021 15:42
|
|
|
*OIls up body* you want a piece of this!? YOU WANT A PIECE OF THIS? I'll loving gently caress your anus wityh my dickhole motherfucker. Let's rumble *proceeds to gently caress*
|
|
#
?
Sep 18, 2021 16:10
|
|
|
*turns around and punches own best friend in the mouth. The Keyser Söze gambit*
|
|
#
?
Sep 18, 2021 16:27
|
|
|
My wife used to live in Morristown and one of our favorite pastimes was to hang out outside of bars and look at Abercrombie bros with their hats to the back talking bout the gats in their raps trying to get back into bars and argue with bouncers. Invariably there was always a pig on the same street to juice some fines out of them Bro! My boys are in there! Bro! Bro those are my boys! Bro! What the gently caress! My boys! *puffs chest*. *gets arrested*
|
|
#
?
Sep 18, 2021 16:35
|
|
|
"You think you can take me? Go ahead on, it's your move."
|
|
#
?
Sep 18, 2021 16:44
|
|
|
*gulping down a bottle of cyanide* 100ml of pure death my friend. In a matter of moments I'll be spending the worst and last minute of my life convulsing on the ground in agony. So you've got to ask yourself - If I'm willing to do this to myself, what'll I do to y
|
|
#
?
Sep 18, 2021 16:51
|
|
|
I run up to you but instead of punching you i start kissing your chest
|
|
#
?
Sep 18, 2021 17:07
|
|
|
We can fight but first I need to vogue vigorously and fiercely to this Lady Marmalade (Moulin Rouge) (10 Hour Loop) YT vid
|
|
#
?
Sep 18, 2021 17:08
|
|
|
I'm a man of peace. Prepare to rest in my peace!
|
|
#
?
Sep 18, 2021 17:11
|
|
|
oh you better BELIEVE i'm gonna go sit in my car with sunglasses on and make a facebook video about THIS!
|
|
#
?
Sep 18, 2021 17:24
|
|
|
I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.
StoryTime fucked around with this message at 18:14 on Sep 18, 2021 |
|
#
?
Sep 18, 2021 18:12
|
|
|
gleebster posted:"You think you can take me? Go ahead on, it's your move." Geronimo, No!
|
|
#
?
Sep 18, 2021 18:51
|
|
|
I activate my Continuous Trap Card; Tornado Wall!
|
|
#
?
Sep 18, 2021 18:52
|
|
|
So heated and ready to go, bro. I don't know what I'll do if you get in my face. Imma take you out. *takes off shirt, dramatically*
|
|
#
?
Sep 18, 2021 19:00
|
|
|
back off, I'll jerk you off. headstrong; I'll jerk off anyone.
|
|
#
?
Sep 18, 2021 19:13
|
|
|
Why you don't you come over here and say that to my face? No, I'm not going over there, you come over here, pussy. No, you're the pussy.
|
|
#
?
Sep 18, 2021 19:17
|
|
|
bossy lady posted:back off, I'll jerk you off. I heard you crapt your pants at a concert once, lol.
|
|
#
?
Sep 18, 2021 19:18
|
|
|
Beat it, spook, this don't concern you!!!!
|
|
#
?
Sep 18, 2021 21:05
|
|
|
ILL MARRY YOUR rear end!!! TILL DEATH DO US PART, MOTHER FUCKER!!!!
|
|
#
?
Sep 18, 2021 21:05
|
|
|
u first, PUSSY
|
|
#
?
Sep 18, 2021 21:06
|
|
|
I'll suck you in the balls and call your mom to bake a memorial pie
|
|
#
?
Sep 18, 2021 21:06
|
|
|
gently caress YOU BUDDY! COME AT ME!
|
|
#
?
Sep 18, 2021 21:07
|
|
|
Lay your dick on the scale, we'll sort this
|
|
#
?
Sep 18, 2021 21:08
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 16, 2024 09:46 |
|
|
Icochet posted:I'll suck you in the balls and call your mom to bake a memorial pie WHAT KIND OF PIE?
|
|
#
?
Sep 18, 2021 21:08
|
|