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morpheus in the digital pill pharmacy talking to the pharmacist: wait so this way it absorbs more effectively? cant take chances with The One
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# ? Sep 19, 2021 17:20 |
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turns out this whole 'matrix' business was hallucinations caused by your severe prostatitis |
# ? Sep 19, 2021 17:21 |
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take the moon posted:now u will see how deep the rabbit hole goes |
# ? Sep 19, 2021 17:22 |
every time zion is destroyed, a new One is born. that ones DNA reverse-crisprs the matrix computers to choose a self-projection with an absolutely phat rear end
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# ? Sep 19, 2021 17:22 |
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slow release red pill suppository so you have time to get used to bullet time |
# ? Sep 19, 2021 17:23 |
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morpheus: you can take the blue pill, that's an oral pill, or you can take the red pill, by putting it up your butt neo: can i put the blue pill up my butt? morpheus: no neo: *sighs* ok i guess i'll take the red pill then |
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bad guy posted:slow release red pill suppository so you have time to get used to bullet time lol ---------------- |
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# ? Sep 19, 2021 17:25 |
cypher: yea make me forget about the matrix. i wanna be a rockstar. also make my butt like, way tiny | |
# ? Sep 19, 2021 17:26 |
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Gosh, I hate to humblebrag but, I think I saw this coming. "Everything that has a beginning, has an end." -The Oracle |
# ? Sep 19, 2021 17:29 |
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bad guy posted:slow release red pill suppository so you have time to get used to bullet time neo: what are you trying to tell me? that i can dodge bullets? m: no, neo. im trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to. *later* neo: *opens butt and swallows the bullets fired at him in dramatic goatse style* |
# ? Sep 19, 2021 17:29 |
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innocent millenial accidentally eats the red pill while just trying to have a good itme |
# ? Sep 19, 2021 17:39 |
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m: he IS the bum! t: well no poo poo dick tracyeus, been telling you that the whole time plus he's literally called 'umb'... d-do you not know what an anagram is? |
# ? Sep 19, 2021 17:40 |
Stoner Sloth posted:m: he IS the bum! ...dammit today is the day I realized one is an anagram for neo i am too dumb for this otherwise awesome thread and will bow out https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm |
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# ? Sep 19, 2021 17:43 |
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Lock posted:...dammit today is the day I realized one is an anagram for neo lol no way my orb... anyway get ready to have you're mind blown dum is just mud spelled backwards *hands you a red pill* now hit this poo poo and have some fun! uh... you're gonna want some lube. |
# ? Sep 19, 2021 17:46 |
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Neo: (walking funny) There is no spoon, there is no spoon... Oracle: Why the hell does my silverware keep disappearing? |
# ? Sep 19, 2021 17:59 |
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google THIS posted:Neo: (walking funny) There is no spoon, there is no spoon... whoa |
# ? Sep 19, 2021 18:03 |
Stoner Sloth posted:lol no way my orb... anyway get ready to have you're mind blown dum is just mud spelled backwards *hands you a red pill* now hit this poo poo and have some fun! uh... you're gonna want some lube. how did you know my name google THIS posted:Neo: (walking funny) There is no spoon, there is no spoon... https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm |
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# ? Sep 19, 2021 18:03 |
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i know bung fu
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# ? Sep 19, 2021 18:16 |
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your friend sk posted:i know bung fu Show me |
# ? Sep 19, 2021 18:22 |
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Virus Smith still uses the same gesture to infect people, he just hits a slightly different spot |
# ? Sep 19, 2021 18:52 |
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"yah i made this training program where you can re-experiance putting the red pill up your butt over and over and over again. what do you mean, why?"
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# ? Sep 19, 2021 19:03 |
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There is no spoon. It's really more of a speculum. |
# ? Sep 19, 2021 22:40 |
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Neo: How about I give you the finger, and you let me take a bathroom break? Smith: Tell me, Mr. Anderson, what good is a bathroom break, when you are unable to poop? Neo: |
# ? Sep 19, 2021 22:53 |
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Remember, all I’m offering is a boof. Nothing more. |
# ? Sep 20, 2021 12:22 |
*sticks pill up butt* I know kung fu
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# ? Sep 20, 2021 12:50 |
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Take the brown pill. |
# ? Sep 20, 2021 18:14 |
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Morpheus: Lol, told you i could get him to do it |
# ? Sep 20, 2021 18:24 |
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morpheus (*straining as he does kegels*): what is the matrix? control.
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# ? Sep 20, 2021 18:28 |
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Were you listening to me Neo or were you looking at the women in the red dress? Neo: What? Look again. [it's a bottom] |
# ? Sep 20, 2021 18:39 |
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the Merovingian is seated at the table of a swanky french restaurant: M: Look there, at that woman. I have sent her a desert. It is a very... special desert. I wrote it myself. It starts so simply, each line of the program creating a new effect. It is like... poetry. First, a rush. Heat. The heart flutters. You can see it, yes? She does not understand why. Is it the wine? Non. What is it, what is the reason? Soon it does not matter. Soon the why and the reason are gone, and all that matters is the feeling itself. And this is the nature of the universe. We struggle against it, we fight to deny it, but it is of course pretense, it is a lie. Beneath our poised appearance, the truth is we are completely out of control. Woman: *violently shits herself*
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# ? Sep 20, 2021 18:47 |
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Morpheus farts. What is a fart neo? Modern neurology explains that it's just signals interpreted through your brain. |
# ? Sep 20, 2021 19:04 |
magic cactus posted:the Merovingian is seated at the table of a swanky french restaurant: https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm |
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# ? Sep 20, 2021 19:18 |
magic cactus posted:the Merovingian is seated at the table of a swanky french restaurant: i'll have what she's having, waiter ---------------- |
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# ? Sep 20, 2021 20:07 |
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in the first version of the matrix, they left out farting. turns out humans are not capable to deal with life without farts. it was mayhem |
# ? Sep 20, 2021 20:10 |
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The original idea was that the machines were using the processing power of human brains. So perhaps they left out the farts because the human uses so much processing power perceiving the parts (the medula flatulonganglia) that it was too tempting not to do it. |
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