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epic 2012 username
Mar 26, 2021

by Hand Knit
More like WIN nicotine pouches!. It’s a hell of a way to start the day and I can’t recommend it enough. These beauties are going to put a lot of other tobacco products out of business and I can see why!

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

ZUCKIN YOUR NUTZ

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I'll just not but thanks for the advertisement, OP

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
Just cram malboros straight in your rear end in a top hat for that quick blast of nicotine

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


You're supposed to put the warnings on nicotine products when posting advertisements for them OP. FTC not pleased.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
You snus you lose

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
I've developed a form of nicotine beer

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I demand MORE ridiculous ways to ingest nicotine.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Maybe some kind of cigar bazooka?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
A nicotine patch trampoline?

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Nicotine butt chug.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
nicotine eyedrops

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
Nicotine dating app

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Chewable Flintstones vitamins now with NICOBURST CRYSTALS.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I grind tobacco into a fine paste and dab that paste directly onto my anus and tear ducts

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
We'd butter, but cigarette butts

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Peengarettes

The cigarettes you smoke with your penus



Invigorating!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Pimpcasso posted:

Nicotine dating app

Dickopeen

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
the first sounding rod that's FDA approved for smoking cessation

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
A cowboy revolver that you put wraps and loose tobaccy in and when you pull the trigger a lit unfiltered cig pops out the barrel

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

i've got a pouch for you OP

it ain't full of nicotine but you should put it in your mouth anyway

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Nicotine toothpaste

Now your kids will never miss an opportunity to brush

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Nicotine but now it also comes with pornography.

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
Those kids better be using cigars as toothbrushes!

(Edit: small tykes can use cigarettes instead)

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
A parrot that has nicotine plumage and talks in smokers cough

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
thats not a pouch

this is a pouch

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
A defibrillator but when your heart starts the EMT gives you a pack of Lucky Strikes and says "better smoke them while you can. fella"

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Gentlemen, after last year's discovery of the so called 'X-ray,' I'm pleased to report to the academy the development of a T-ray emitter.

*maniacally beams the academic community into piles of cig ash*

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Nicotine Oreo Blizzard. New from Dairy Queen!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Check it out! The tobacco companies created a vaccine for uncoolness!

it's a cigarette

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Cigs that have a pull tab on the end that lights em

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
An internet connected vape that leverages the power of the block chain

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


I quit cigarettes with vaping and I'm quitting or at least massively cutting down vaping with these. They're good.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

You Are A Elf posted:

Nicotine Oreo Blizzard. New from Dairy Queen!

Oreo is such a whore of a brand that I could totally picture them having such as a juul flavor if it wasn't illegal.

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

They helped me quit the douche flute after smoking for 20 years. Now I’m hooked on little paper pouches.

Bright side is I got a ring doorbell the other day with my points. Only cost me $11,000!

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
i use them a lot so its going to suck when it turns out they give you ball cancer or whatever

Elukka
Feb 18, 2011

For All Mankind
A drug that isn't really all that great but is as addictive as heroin? Yeah sounds like a great idea.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Nicotine in pannus after pregnancy

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
For a quick pick me up replace basil with pipe tobacco in any recipe!

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

SniperWoreConverse posted:

I've developed a form of nicotine beer

That's just what you get when you tip all the half beers together at the end of the party. Filtering recommended.

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