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commands to the realm master start with > anything is possible. maybe. especially incompetence on the part of the realm master (me) join with >JOIN trade things with other players. sell your organs. explore the world. expect disappointment you'll start out with $1000 realm bucks
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>north wait, sorry >join >north
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Sep 20, 2021 00:39
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victory your balance is $1000 you walk north and find a large pole. this pole has some engravings that you don’t recognise. there is a man standing near the pole but he doesn’t look very friendly
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Sep 20, 2021 01:13
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>join >look man
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Sep 20, 2021 03:09
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> join > Say "Cześć" to Pole
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Captain Foo posted:>join captain foo your balance is $1000 realm bucks the man sees you looking at him. as you are socially inept, you are unable to read that this staring contest is very awkward and is drawing significant attention to yourself and your very goofy outfit the dude walks up to you and asks “what are you looking at?”
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MrQueasy posted:> join mrquesy your balance is $1000 realm bucks you say cześć to the pole. the inanimate object predictably does nothing, and the realm master makes a note of your awful joke
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Sep 20, 2021 03:44
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> join > stare at man
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> join > ask man about pole
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this man is starting to get disturbed by all the people surrounding him
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moonshine is...... posted:> join moonshine your balance is $1000 realm bucks the man asks you what your problem is and why so many people are coming over to stare at him
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President Beep posted:> join beep your balance is $1000 realm bucks the man says “what pole? that pole? it’s just a pole in the ground. I’m here waiting for my friends. now if you could gently caress off outta here I’d seriously appreciate it.”
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Sep 20, 2021 03:55
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> get ye flask
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the mans friends turn up, and he looks back at the growing group of people with disdain, and leaves. as he turns away, it becomes apparent he is wearing assless chaps
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Silver Alicorn posted:> get ye flask user not recognised
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echinopsis posted:the mans friends turn up, and he looks back at the growing group of people with disdain, and leaves. as he turns away, it becomes apparent he is wearing assless chaps > take man’s place
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President Beep posted:> take man’s place you stand in the same spot as the man. it feels unremarkable… you wonder what you were expecting when you notice you feel lighter. at first you think maybe you’ve been pick pocketed.. but you realise the backside of your pants has disappeared.
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Sep 20, 2021 04:32
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> INVENTORY
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MrQueasy posted:> INVENTORY mrquesy your balance is $1000 realm bucks you look inside your pockets and find: a bent coin a vial of snake venom 14 oreos a LOT of pocket lint a wallet brimming with realm bucks a rusty pocket knife
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a voice beams from above "you could probably use your realm bucks to buy something or do something interesting"
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> HELP INVESTMENT PRODUCTS
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you recall that you know of some terminals around where you can buy cryptocurrency with your realm bucks. unfortunately all other forms of investment have been banned.
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> LOOK EXITS
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a hundred feet or so away is a busy road. there's a few cabs immediately though, you see a burger king, a post office, a subway entrance, and back to where you came from is a high school
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Sep 20, 2021 09:35
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> purchase 14 oreos from mr. queasy
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Sep 20, 2021 12:09
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>JOIN >SAY XYZZY
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President Beep posted:> purchase 14 oreos from mr. queasy > SET OREO PRICE TO 10 REALM BUCKS PER OREO > SET POCKET LINT PRICE TO 1000 REALM BUCKS PER OUNCE > CREATE 10% APR FINANCING PRODUCT
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beep your balance is 860 realm bucks and you now have 78 oreos. you already had a shitload of oreos quesy your balance is $1140 realm bucks realm master wants to confirm - are you truing to make an illegal investment product? axolotl your balance is 1000 realm bucks you attempt to shout out loud “XYZZY” and .. you do. your friends look at you with suspicion
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echinopsis posted:beep your balance is 860 realm bucks and you now have 78 oreos. you already had a shitload of oreos > NO > TAKE POLE
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Cat Face Joe posted:> JOIN cat face your balance is 1000 realm bucks MrQueasy posted:> NO unsurprised by your idiocy, your friends watch you go up to this phenomenally sturdy pole, and try to pull it out of the ground. it does not budge. it’s like a fuckin power pole ok. you’ll need a large machinery to move it if that’s what you hope to do
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beep your rear end-less pants are starting to fall off due to being too heavily weighed down by oreos. you’ll need a belt or bag going forward
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> INVENTORY
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> inventory
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Cat Face Joe posted:> INVENTORY cat face you look in your napsack and find your trusty well-read copy of “atlas shrugged”. it brings a smile to your face. you dig a little deeper and find a set of clip-on universal-fit bootstraps. you pride yourself on not needing anything else President Beep posted:> inventory countless oreos an insulin pen a pen and pad the pad is full of drawings of donuts and other sweet treats a calculator
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Sep 20, 2021 23:17
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> fashion utilikilt out of paper from notebook
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beep your balance is 833 realm bucks because you spent 27 reals bucks on sellotape and staples from the wandering stationary merchant who just passed your utilitkilt appears fragile and highly flammable. however it looks sharp
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>EAT OREO
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you ask beep if you can have one of his oreos. he looks sad. he knows he should just give you one. after all he has more than he can count. you can see in his eyes that he knows these oreos arent a blessing but a curse. perhaps he could get ahead in life if he could get rid of this monkey on his back. but these oreos consume him as much as he consumes them. he's a slave to the oreo but you see a sparkle in his eye when he realises if he gets you hooked on oreos then you'll be his oreo buddy and you'll help him get more oreos so he offers you a couple, and suggests you take a big sloppy bite. and by gum, you do.
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