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Cut my music If you think you can step into the squared circle with me brother then step out here dude
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uh sorry, I don't know that much about rap or whatever this is
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Sep 21, 2021 12:37
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Listen up here, jack! The boys in the back and I have been getting real sick of hearing you run your mouth on that microphone week in and week out. You say you're the best champion we've ever seen. Well, I haven't seen it! From what I can tell, you've been avoiding a match with me, even though I won that number one contender's battle royal last month. So let me ask you just one question - where's my title match, brother?
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Sep 21, 2021 12:39
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STABASS posted:uh sorry, I don't know that much about rap or whatever this is if you ain’t down with this thread then you better get your candy rear end outta here S T A chicken poo poo B A S S
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Sep 21, 2021 12:43
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You know they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is NOT TRUE! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another wrestler you got a fifty/fifty chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak, and I'm not normal! So you got a 25 percent at best at beat me! And then you add Kurt Angle to the mix? You-the chances of winning drasticy go down. See, the 3-Way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 and a third chance of winning. But I! I got a 66 and two thirds chance of winning, cuz Kurt Angle KNOOOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try. So, Samoa Joe, you take your thirty three and a third chance minus my twenty five percent chance (if we was to go one on one) and you got an eight and a third chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75 perchance-chance of winnin' (if we was to go one on one), and then add 66 and two thirds…percents, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice! Señor Joe? The numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice!
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Sep 21, 2021 12:44
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STABASS posted:uh sorry, I don't know that much about rap or whatever this is Get a load of this jabroni
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Sep 21, 2021 12:49
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Sep 21, 2021 12:56
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The Bloop posted:Get a load of this jabroni No wonder I whooped his rear end at summer slam in front of everyone and he went home cryin
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Sep 21, 2021 13:06
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I'm the Underbaker bitch I'm gonna give you salmonella
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Sep 21, 2021 13:07
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They didn't book me in a match for Rage in the Cage. They didn't book me for Double Trouble. And you know something else? I went in the back and asked if I had a match yet for Hardcore Halloween. And you know what they said? "We got nothing for you, jack." So this is an open challenge to any of the boys in the back. You and me, one on one, in a Pumpkin Patch Brawl. On October 31st at Hardcore Halloween!! You saw what I did to Big Man Mark last year!! I'm gonna make that look like child's play compared to what I have in store for this year!!! Jack Stevens, you and me got some unfinished business, I'd love to beat your rear end in that pumpkin patch. But if you're too scared, I'll take on whoever's got the BALLS to accept my challenge.
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Sep 21, 2021 13:16
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A Fancy Hat posted:They didn't book me in a match for Rage in the Cage. They didn't book me for Double Trouble. And you know something else? I went in the back and asked if I had a match yet for Hardcore Halloween. And you know what they said? "We got nothing for you, jack." this is guy is… THE! REAL! DEAAAAAALLLLL!
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Sep 21, 2021 13:18
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IMO, gently caress the OP
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Sep 21, 2021 13:55
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:IMO, gently caress the OP OP died because of u posting this
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the OP is hulking up jess
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Sep 21, 2021 13:59
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hey is it ok if i hit you with this ladder?
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Sep 21, 2021 14:01
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Post in this thread to get a huge 'roid gut but you get to wear nothing but tall boots and a speedo whatever you go
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Sep 21, 2021 14:01
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:IMO, gently caress the OP CUT MY MUSIC SLICK GOKU BABY spelled B A B with a chickenshit Y I got a few words for ya: I am the cream of the crop in GBS and there is no doubt about it, yeah, you SLICK GOKU BABY, you know that I’m the cream of the crop and me and the boys were in the back and heard you cryin out here how you want another shot at my title ITT but haven’t done poo poo to earn it You’re talking to a poo poo postin, Dana white avatar wearin, gbs readin, front page denyin, platinum havin mean son of a gun and you absolutely SUCK! What are you gonna do when gbs from 2004 runs wild on you baby, WOO!
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Sep 21, 2021 15:12
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The Bloop posted:Post in this thread to get a huge 'roid gut but you get to wear nothing but tall boots and a speedo whatever you go *dies at age 41*
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Sep 21, 2021 15:13
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You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try! So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice. Efb by someone 141 2/3% better than me
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Sep 21, 2021 15:17
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I don't do steroids, brother. All lean and clean over here, y' hear! Also me: 
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Sep 21, 2021 15:28
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You know, a lot of people are asking me "Why'd you do it, man? Why'd you turn on your tag team partner in that steel cage match?" First of all, I don't owe you people anything. And I sure as hell didn't owe Big Nasty anything. But for the last 6 months, I've been dragging his rear end through the tag team division. And in that steel cage, we almost won the belts. ALMOST. Because Big Nasty took that Tombstone Piledriver onto a steel chair and got pinned. One. Two. Three. And just like that, our dreams... no. MY DREAMS all washed away. The Big Rig Connection made us look like CHUMPS in that cage. So yeah, did I go a little far? Maybe. Maybe I shouldn't have put Big Nasty through that table. Maybe I shouldn't have hit him with that steel chair again and again and again. But now he knows. Our tag team is dead. Big Nasty? You won't be seeing him around here any time soon. From what I heard, his dumb rear end needs reconstructive surgery, and you'll NEVER see him in -- *Big Nasty's music hits* What the hell? What the hell? Nobody told me he was here! Somebody get security out here!!!
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Sep 21, 2021 15:33
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Be careful or you'll work yourself into a shoot!
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Sep 21, 2021 15:50
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 It’s so hot under all this pleather, brother
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Sep 21, 2021 16:21
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EYY YO *throws toothpick at u*
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Sep 21, 2021 16:58
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*takes a steamy dump in the middle of the ring* "OOOHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHH!"
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Sep 21, 2021 17:05
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*ref gets hit moderately hard and dies*
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Sep 21, 2021 17:06
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*Even though we are actually good friends, I don't talk to you at the airport since I'm supposed to be a heel*
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Sep 21, 2021 17:11
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Actually it's normal to sexually assault a stewardess, on account of my weird ponytail
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Sep 21, 2021 17:13
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I'm a lady wrestler and I gently caress so I'm a terrible slut but also I keep loving basically every guy who's connected to anybody just to break them up. that's my whole thing. entirely. also *throws a competitor's title in the trash* am I cool yet, is that a good call back? E: oh also all the other girls are BITCHES. -BITCH-!!!!!!!!
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Sep 21, 2021 17:16
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All I give a gently caress about are my freaks and my peaks.
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Sep 21, 2021 17:20
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you will regret the day you crossed me laser skull. i, punch supreme, will never surrender to a jerk like you. *dives headfirst off the top of the cage into the the audience breaking my neck and dying live on paperview, making GBS threads and pissing myself*
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Sep 21, 2021 17:23
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Don't click for the kayfabe. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpMLY4yORWs
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Sep 21, 2021 17:26
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A Fancy Hat posted:You know, a lot of people are asking me "Why'd you do it, man? Why'd you turn on your tag team partner in that steel cage match?" *struts out to the ring swinging my arms weirdly and looking smug* Listen up A fancy hat, as owner of the WWGBSF I’ve got some HARD TRUTHS for you: TONIGHT… LIVE ON GBS… You’ll be defending your title against the WHOOOLE G.O.O.N. squad… with special referee big nasty… and if you don’t like it: YYYOU’RE FIRED
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Sep 21, 2021 22:38
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gbs but from 2004 posted:*dies at age 41* I would need a time machine for that, brother
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Sep 21, 2021 22:45
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Oh great, another politics thread
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Sep 21, 2021 23:06
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Savage Macho Randy Man
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dear friends please join us in a candlelight vigil at the park gazebo this thursday at 8 pm in remembrance of our dear Vince McMahon, who lost his life in a freak limousine explosion on monday night RAW. gone but not forgotten. god bless
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I'm filing an official petition for WWE officials to review the results of last week's Intercontinental Champion title match on last week's Raw. My opponent clearly struck me multiple times with a folding chair which clearly violates this promotion's bylaws regarding the use of foreign objects in non-hardcore matches. The referee didn't notice because he was distracted by my opponent manager who appeared to be taunting him in an effort to create a diversion. Despite this officials watching the tapeought to have noticed this and ruled the match a disqualification. Such sloppy officiating not only makes our sport look bad, it puts competitors at risk for injury.
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Got the horseshoe in Corny’s tennis racket case and gonna hit some jobbers right in the testicles.
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