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Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

I don’t trust people that prefer patties.

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

If your mash is lumpy add more milk and butter and whisk it.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Only 1890s kids remember luminiferous æther.

They tried to bottle alkahest, too, but all attempts failed.

I once smuggled polywater out of the Soviet Union. Never was able to repeat the feat with red mercury.

Platystemon has a new favorite as of 10:43 on Sep 21, 2021

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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flavor.flv posted:

There's only one rule for mashed potatoes:

NOT A RAW.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
What is it with british boomers (britain didn't have a boom but you know who I mean) pretending they lived through the Blitz?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Edgar Allen Ho posted:

What is it with british boomers (britain didn't have a boom but you know who I mean) pretending they lived through the Blitz?

There was a post-war boom, not to the same degree as the USA. It was during a time of massive infrastructural and social change as well, so the boomers enjoyed the benefits of the NHS, new schools, social housing and welfare improvements.

They grew up to be a generation that overwhelmingly (evidently) thinks such benefits are now useless. They lived the easiest life in UK history and don't like being told that so they wank off on stories of their parents sacrifices, or have flashbacks to some rubble they once saw.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

What is it with british boomers (britain didn't have a boom but you know who I mean) pretending they lived through the Blitz?

Pre-boomers are stored in the balls.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Edgar Allen Ho posted:

What is it with british boomers (britain didn't have a boom but you know who I mean) pretending they lived through the Blitz?

Love me a British boomer. Once had one tell me that Scotland simply cannot be allowed to become independent because if they are there is a distinct possibility they'd align themselves with Russia or North Korea and then we'd have a nuclear naval base built on our doorstep.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Edgar Allen Ho posted:

What is it with british boomers (britain didn't have a boom but you know who I mean) pretending they lived through the Blitz?

Do you mean the actual blitz or blitz-like conditions? I'd say living through Thatcher was probably enough, but these are the people who miss her, so.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

bessantj posted:

Love me a British boomer. Once had one tell me that Scotland simply cannot be allowed to become independent because if they are there is a distinct possibility they'd align themselves with Russia or North Korea and then we'd have a nuclear naval base built on our doorstep.

What? Main reason they didn't get independence the first vote was the Scots wanted to stay in the EU and if they do vote on it again and decide for independence it will most likely be largely through a campaign of saying, "If we're independent we can rejoin the EU."

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
This is probably bait, but hey.

https://twitter.com/raptvcom/status/1439991352507383816


Some of the replies are great:

https://twitter.com/_McCormick_1003/status/1440334176658477067

https://twitter.com/DragonflyJonez/status/1440331011829628937

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Borrovan posted:

I heard someone say that on these very forums a while back & recently watched the Goonies for the first time on a hangover, and did not notice the f-slur, & was not able to find any reference to it being said by googling

It was a serious hangover tbf so I might be wrong, but one of us definitely is
The F-Slur is "Fratelli"
Too much CO2, not enough CO2, scientists don't know what they're talking about

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Michael Jackson was allowed to bone as many kids as he wanted to. The Drake? Cancelled after feeling up one 17 year old at a concert. A different level.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Skwirl posted:

What? Main reason they didn't get independence the first vote was the Scots wanted to stay in the EU and if they do vote on it again and decide for independence it will most likely be largely through a campaign of saying, "If we're independent we can rejoin the EU."

Well he wasn't really talking about why the first vote failed. He was more talking about why Scotland must never become independent. Mind you he also thinks that it's great that the U.K. is out of the EU because the commonwealth can be reassembled, India is dying to come back under Britain's control don't ya know!

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

bessantj posted:

Love me a British boomer. Once had one tell me that Scotland simply cannot be allowed to become independent because if they are there is a distinct possibility they'd align themselves with Russia or North Korea and then we'd have a nuclear naval base built on our doorstep.

Absolutely correct tho

We all know the Scotland-DPRK ties go back centuries

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

bessantj posted:

Well he wasn't really talking about why the first vote failed. He was more talking about why Scotland must never become independent. Mind you he also thinks that it's great that the U.K. is out of the EU because the commonwealth can be reassembled, India is dying to come back under Britain's control don't ya know!

My point was Scotland wants to be in the EU and an EU country is not gonna let Russia or North Korea park nuclear subs in their water.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

bessantj posted:

Well he wasn't really talking about why the first vote failed. He was more talking about why Scotland must never become independent. Mind you he also thinks that it's great that the U.K. is out of the EU because the commonwealth can be reassembled, India is dying to come back under Britain's control don't ya know!

*laughing in Australian*

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Inceltown posted:

*laughing in Australian*

¡ɐɥ ɐɥ ɐH

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Seth Pecksniff posted:

Absolutely correct tho

We all know the Scotland-DPRK ties go back centuries

Rob Roy had a Korean wife.

Skwirl posted:

My point was Scotland wants to be in the EU and an EU country is not gonna let Russia or North Korea park nuclear subs in their water.

Well he considered the EU communist so he probably thinks they already are in the thrall of Russia. He was fun to listen to because in his unhinged world everything was burning and only Great Britain could stand against the fire.

Inceltown posted:

*laughing in Australian*

He genuinely thought that the U.K. still collected Australian taxes and that the government gave more to Australia than it received in taxes.

bessantj has a new favorite as of 21:00 on Sep 21, 2021

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Absolutely correct tho

We all know the Scotland-DPRK ties go back centuries
Extra-North Korea

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
This may be someone who considers the EU to be significantly worse

BirdOfPlay
Feb 19, 2012

THUNDERDOME LOSER

bessantj posted:

Well he considered the EU communist so he probably thinks they already are in the thrall of Russia. He was fun to listen to because in his unhinged world everything was burning and only Great Britain could stand against the fire.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ9J-dxEgY4

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

bessantj posted:

Rob Roy had a Korean wife.

Well he considered the EU communist so he probably thinks they already are in the thrall of Russia. He was fun to listen to because in his unhinged world everything was burning and only Great Britain could stand against the fire.

He genuinely thought that the U.K. still collected Australian taxes and that the government gave ore to Australia than it received in taxes.

The idea that Merkel or Macron are communist is just loving hilarious to me. It's like when they called Obama or Joe Biden a socialist or communist.

theironjef
Aug 11, 2009

The archmage of unexpected stinks.


If only, vampires don't go where they aren't invited.

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

Skwirl posted:

The idea that Merkel or Macron are communist is just loving hilarious to me. It's like when they called Obama or Joe Biden a socialist or communist.

Around the time of the election, there was a protest sign on the overpass by my work...it said something about "BIDEN/KAMALA ARE COMMUNISTS WHO WANT TO DESTROY OUR DEMOCRACY". Bernie was also mentioned on the sign, which, okay, sure, but ...? Kop-mala is a komrade?!

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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As if they have any idea what communism is. Your favorite flavor of Diet Coke getting discontinued is communism.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Skwirl posted:

The idea that Merkel or Macron are communist is just loving hilarious to me. It's like when they called Obama or Joe Biden a socialist or communist.

It is crazy. Most things were communist to him. He'd be one of those Freeman of the Land people but he couldn't quite wrap his head around everything. All he knew was the Magna Carta was important in some way.


Lol, I'm pretty sure that played in his head 24/7.

bessantj has a new favorite as of 21:16 on Sep 21, 2021

800peepee51doodoo
Mar 1, 2001

Volute the swarth, trawl betwixt phonotic
Scoff the festune

Data Graham posted:

As if they have any idea what communism is. Your favorite flavor of Diet Coke getting discontinued is communism.

Those types of people legit think Bill Gates and Jeff Bezos are communists. Words don't mean anything

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/scumbelievable/status/1440390458824278020?s=20

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

They will NOT be silenced!

https://twitter.com/starheal/status/1440295498238218253
https://twitter.com/starheal/status/1440306599478763532

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Not a lot of astrology posting itt but it accounts for roughly 99% of the idiots I see on social media, especially because I am gay and mostly use Instagram

It’s a plague

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Badger of Basra posted:

Not a lot of astrology posting itt but it accounts for roughly 99% of the idiots I see on social media, especially because I am gay and mostly use Instagram

It’s a plague

I will say there was a time I thought about using astrology and my horoscope to make important decisions in my life, not because I believed in it, just because I thought it couldn't be any worse than I was at making those decisions.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Oh well as long as YOU see nothing wrong

Crashbee
May 15, 2007

Stupid people are great at winning arguments, because they're too stupid to realize they've lost.
https://twitter.com/starheal/status/1439666494720421898
This feels like it could a Uranus joke or genuine made-up astrology stuff, I really can't tell

OnlyBans
Sep 21, 2021

by sebmojo
Tau males present the best mashed potato recipe in the service of the Greater Good.

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2018/aug/06/joel-robuchons-best-mashed-potatoes-in-the-world-recipe

Now, because Maggie got rid of the milkmen you'll have to substitute the milk in this recipe with juiced nettles and butter, well, forget about that with all the trade issues. Instead use good English hagfish, they secrete a great butter substitute.

Potatoes are much too foreign, coming from the New World and beloved by the Irish. So, instead use turnips.

Soysaucebeast
Mar 4, 2008




Skwirl posted:

I will say there was a time I thought about using astrology and my horoscope to make important decisions in my life, not because I believed in it, just because I thought it couldn't be any worse than I was at making those decisions.

I used to sell horoscopes and astrology charts (I don't believe in it, but I know how to do that stuff and it's easy money) and eventually quit because it was too much drat math. I mean I could just throw down whatever sounded good and literally no one would know but me, but I have STANDARDS about this non-sensical crap!

Also the real money vs time investment is tarot reading. People pay stupid amounts for a 10 minute chat and the outcome is exactly the same.

Babylon Astronaut
Apr 19, 2012
I'm a real man of iron. A Fe male if you will.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

I think something got mixed up, apparently I'm a Rho Man?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Soysaucebeast posted:

I used to sell horoscopes and astrology charts (I don't believe in it, but I know how to do that stuff and it's easy money) and eventually quit because it was too much drat math. I mean I could just throw down whatever sounded good and literally no one would know but me, but I have STANDARDS about this non-sensical crap!

Also the real money vs time investment is tarot reading. People pay stupid amounts for a 10 minute chat and the outcome is exactly the same.

I wasn't gonna pay for it, just read the horoscope in the paper everyday, and factor that into my decision making.

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Oct 15, 2012

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
The Onion's horoscopes haven't let me down yet.

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