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💡DID YOU KNOW: If you set the localization to french in excel you can't have more than nine rows and you can't have more than nine columns? It's because the french think I9 is "enough".
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Sep 22, 2021 17:00
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Pardot posted:💡DID YOU KNOW: If you set the localization to french in excel you can't have more than nine rows and you can't have more than nine columns? It's because the french think I9 is "enough". 
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Sep 22, 2021 17:25
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Shaggar posted:excel is the most powerful piece of software on every computer. "And if on hearing this you feel a sudden sense of existential terror, don't worry, that just means that you're still sane."
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Sep 22, 2021 17:27
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https://twitter.com/thejoeydavis/status/1440682273720848391?s=21
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Sep 22, 2021 17:28
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 attn: Johnny - perfect for your new rig 
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Sep 22, 2021 18:32
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nobody show this to my son
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Sep 22, 2021 18:43
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wow just think how much jerkin you can do down there
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Sep 22, 2021 18:59
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thats pretty cool for a kid ...oh you're buying it for your apartment? ooooh
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Sep 22, 2021 19:01
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we had the option for lofted beds in college dorms but I figured climbing up a ladder drunk wouldn't be good so my bed was a bottom bunk
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Sep 22, 2021 19:07
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the only acceptable build for things like that are in a dorm room, with a bunch of hastily sawed 2x4's (you will be able to sharpie them up with obscenities over the years!) whanged together with drywall screws, with a couple optional 1/4" lag bolts for the real stress points
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Sep 22, 2021 19:16
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Jonny 290 posted:the only acceptable build for things like that are in a dorm room, with a bunch of hastily sawed 2x4's (you will be able to sharpie them up with obscenities over the years!) whanged together with drywall screws, with a couple optional 1/4" lag bolts for the real stress points Mattress? This can't hold a mattress, you're sleeping in a sleeping bag up there
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Sep 22, 2021 19:21
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the mesh panels really make it seem punitive
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Sep 22, 2021 19:22
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Kenny Logins posted:the mesh panels really make it seem punitive its like the home version of those amazon jerkin it booths
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Sep 22, 2021 19:27
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Lake of Methane posted:its like the home version of those amazon jerkin it booths those what?
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Sep 22, 2021 19:52
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Hiram Grewgious posted:those what?
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Sep 22, 2021 19:54
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official name is "wellness chamber" aka the cry-on-your-break booth its real
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Sep 22, 2021 19:56
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Hiram Grewgious posted:those what? A home is a boomer social construct that existed before we had THE POD
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Sep 22, 2021 19:56
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Jonny 290 posted:official name is "wellness chamber" aka the cry-on-your-break booth i keep getting the two confused, i['m sorry i'm sorry!!
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Sep 22, 2021 19:57
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:A home is a boomer social construct that existed before we had THE POD what is a home but a pod with a ton of wasted space
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Sep 22, 2021 19:58
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haveblue posted:what is a home but a pod with a ton of wasted space With that much room how do you know where to cry?
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Sep 22, 2021 19:59
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oh i see. they have little one-person booths at google, too. they're for meetings because open offices are dumb, so it's kind of a dick move to take a video call at your desk but those amazon booths really do seem to be "go here to cry" spaces. jfc
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Sep 22, 2021 20:01
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Hiram Grewgious posted:oh i see. they have little one-person booths at google, too. they're for meetings because open offices are dumb, so it's kind of a dick move to take a video call at your desk cry, piss, jerk, really they're just general fluid emission spaces you can probably smell them from ten yards with the door closed
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Sep 22, 2021 20:03
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also, corporations leaning into "mindfulness" and "meditation" bullshit so that they can continue grinding their workers to dust (but now with a vaguely buddhist veneer) really pisses me off. this poo poo's my fuckin religion not a productivity optimization problem
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Sep 22, 2021 20:03
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if this pod's a-rockin dont come a-knockin
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Sep 22, 2021 20:06
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Hiram Grewgious posted:also, corporations leaning into "mindfulness" and "meditation" bullshit so that they can continue grinding their workers to dust (but now with a vaguely buddhist veneer) really pisses me off. this poo poo's my fuckin religion not a productivity optimization problem 100 per fuckin' cent it's relieving to hear that from someone else, i know you're kinda on my same wavelength with this stuff given some past comments just another goddamn way of offloading more responsibility to not break down and cry from everything onto the worker. clearly they just weren't working hard enough at spending their free time making sure they were preparing to work as hard as possible
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Sep 22, 2021 20:07
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Hiram Grewgious posted:also, corporations leaning into "mindfulness" and "meditation" bullshit so that they can continue grinding their workers to dust (but now with a vaguely buddhist veneer) really pisses me off. this poo poo's my fuckin religion not a productivity optimization problem
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Sep 22, 2021 20:08
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it turns out that the path to the end of suffering starts at dismantling capitalism
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Sep 22, 2021 20:09
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drat thing doesn't even have a glory hole smdh
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Sep 22, 2021 20:13
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Sep 22, 2021 20:27
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rotor posted:if this pod's a-cryin dont come a-pryin
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Sep 22, 2021 20:33
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rotor posted:if this pod's a-rockin dont come a-knockin
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Sep 22, 2021 20:38
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Ellie Trashcakes posted:drat thing doesn't even have a glory hole smdh related, whenever I see two portashitters right next to each other I always have to wonder
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Sep 22, 2021 20:40
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Hiram Grewgious posted:also, corporations leaning into "mindfulness" and "meditation" bullshit so that they can continue grinding their workers to dust (but now with a vaguely buddhist veneer) really pisses me off. this poo poo's my fuckin religion not a productivity optimization problem
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Sep 22, 2021 20:51
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minato posted:The security guards at a FAANG told me some tales about those Quiet Rooms. What do bored and lonely engineers get up to in there, when a toilet cubicle doesn't offer quite the same privacy? Hint: don't ever touch the walls. if this isn't your first assumption you are woefully naive
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Sep 22, 2021 20:56
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who tf is still able to get physically aroused in 2021 what the hell
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Sep 22, 2021 21:01
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Jonny 290 posted:who tf is still able to get physically aroused in 2021 what the hell
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Sep 22, 2021 21:02
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Jonny 290 posted:official name is "wellness chamber" aka the cry-on-your-break booth drat this angries up the blood i totally get the safe spaces on college campuses and anyone who disses the idea has no empathy but working in the robot death warehouse, how are you going to be mindful when every instinct in your body is constantly saying no
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Sep 22, 2021 21:02
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BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:drat this angries up the blood "but we gave you the tools, it's not our fault if you couldn't use them properly" blam fired for crying
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Sep 22, 2021 21:10
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https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_470/7d5647e571a668586e95e9fc3966d67a.mp4
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Sep 22, 2021 21:56
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echinopsis posted:I filmed this sheep a few uears ago and made this point les video
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