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Ya girl got a promotion and a fancy office. I am one of the only people who has to come in right now and catch coronavirus so it is a lot like being king of nothing. OTOH that means I can listen to podcasts with cussing while my door is open so that's pretty cool. This is babby's first office as I have been a cubicle peon for most of my working life. What do people usually put in these? Any suggestions for posters? There's a bookshelf in here but I don't have any professional books. Maybe I can just put action figures on it instead? Office goons what have you done?
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# ? Sep 23, 2021 16:31 |
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I have a printer
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# ? Sep 23, 2021 16:33 |
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can you bang your fist on the desk
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# ? Sep 23, 2021 16:33 |
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Tik Tok counter physically.
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# ? Sep 23, 2021 16:34 |
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Whatever you want people to start a conversation with you about. I put opened boxes and tools so it looks like I've got a lot of things to work on, and have selected an otherwise cold and humourless selection of drably colored objects.
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# ? Sep 23, 2021 16:34 |
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Framed picture of the pigs huge balls
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# ? Sep 23, 2021 16:34 |
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Huragok posted:I have a printer I also have a printer in here. It's a boxy HP, kind of old from what I can tell. I don't wanna replace it if it works though, especially if I can spend my budget on funkos or whatever.
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# ? Sep 23, 2021 16:35 |
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HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:can you bang your fist on the desk I sure can. Both fists even. No one is here most of the time so I could probably bang my foot on it too.
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# ? Sep 23, 2021 16:35 |
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Zeluth posted:Tik Tok counter physically. You know I don't know what this means.
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# ? Sep 23, 2021 16:36 |
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# ? Sep 23, 2021 16:36 |
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Partycat posted:Whatever you want people to start a conversation with you about. This is a helpful point, except no one is here to have conversations with. Ostensibly still good advice but I figure the ghastly emptiness of this large building means I can get weird with it
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# ? Sep 23, 2021 16:37 |
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Doc Fission posted:You know I don't know what this means. Like I give a poo poo.
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# ? Sep 23, 2021 16:38 |
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Get some plants!
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# ? Sep 23, 2021 16:39 |
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Framed picture of the pigs huge balls Now there's an idea. Maybe sandwiched between pics of my sister's kids. Only if I also have a black light that dares people to switch it on with its mere presence
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# ? Sep 23, 2021 16:39 |
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Oof! Get punkinated.
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# ? Sep 23, 2021 16:41 |
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Zeluth posted:Like I give a poo poo. I can't hear your belligerence over the sound of shattering glass ceiling after glass ceiling. Like a glass lasagna.
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# ? Sep 23, 2021 16:41 |
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Doc Fission posted:I can't hear your belligerence over the sound of shattering glass ceiling after glass ceiling. Like a glass lasagna. Stressing. I am OK with that.
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# ? Sep 23, 2021 16:42 |
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I spent my first day in my office seeing what my motorized sit/stand desk could crush.
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# ? Sep 23, 2021 16:44 |
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manpurse posted:I spent my first day in my office seeing what my motorized sit/stand desk could crush. And?
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# ? Sep 23, 2021 16:46 |
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But have you moved on up to the east side?
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# ? Sep 23, 2021 16:56 |
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What do you do OP. People here tend to put things they find in the woods while working on display.
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# ? Sep 23, 2021 17:03 |
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Spend the whole day poopin.
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# ? Sep 23, 2021 17:06 |
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Telsa Cola posted:What do you do OP. People here tend to put things they find in the woods while working on display. I do database work for a big TV/radio station. Everyone here is pretty nerdy about it but TBH I don't really consume our programming.
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# ? Sep 23, 2021 17:12 |
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Telsa Cola posted:What do you do OP. People here tend to put things they find in the woods while working on display. You put your woods-porn in your office?!
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# ? Sep 23, 2021 17:39 |
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Doc Fission posted:I do database work for a big TV/radio station. Everyone here is pretty nerdy about it but TBH I don't really consume our programming. Doc Fission posted:I can spend my budget on funkos or whatever.
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# ? Sep 23, 2021 17:40 |
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Congrats on becoming a middle management leech OP
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# ? Sep 23, 2021 17:43 |
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might i suggest a copy of 'on thermonuclear war' by herman kahn for your empty bookshelf. its got all the tips and tricks for winning a nuclear war.
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# ? Sep 23, 2021 17:48 |
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old beast lunatic posted:Congrats on becoming a middle management leech OP Thanks. It was the wildest dreams of my ancestors.
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# ? Sep 23, 2021 17:50 |
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Give me a job OP
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# ? Sep 23, 2021 17:56 |
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I had a bunch of Polish horror movie posters in my office. It was a good experience.
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# ? Sep 23, 2021 17:59 |
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Get one of office desk toy things like those clacky balls. You can also get one of those motivational posters of like, a beach that says PERSEVERANCE.
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# ? Sep 23, 2021 18:09 |
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I am moving into my new office. I've worked my rear end off for years and it's finally paid off. I can't wait to provide for my wife and our beautiful, handicapped son. I arrive on the 99th floor of 1 WTC. THe date is September 10, 2001.
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# ? Sep 23, 2021 18:22 |
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A trap door is vital in any new office.
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# ? Sep 23, 2021 18:33 |
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I just switched to a remote job but I did have my own office. I enjoyed doing this: No decorative/personal items to make it clear you're not interested in non-work interaction. Put your monitor between your seat and the guest one on the other side of the desk. Break the soft-close mechanism on the door so it automatically slams shut. Gives everyone a mild fright and further conditions them against bothering you.
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# ? Sep 23, 2021 19:05 |
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Huragok posted:I have a printer yes and thank you for bringing it over for me to use
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# ? Sep 23, 2021 19:07 |
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Get one of those indoor putting greens and a little basketball hoop for your trash can.
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# ? Sep 23, 2021 19:09 |
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Non-comedy answer: Snake plants! Comedy (?) answer: Just put a lot of anime dudes up on the walls, pop on some nekomimi headphones, and hiss at anyone who walks by your desk. e: Just a warning that if you become the Girl with Fun Post-Its, your entire life will be spent "lending" them to people. With great power comes great responsibility.
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# ? Sep 23, 2021 19:13 |
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i bought a boglin for my office. i also have a phone i never answer, in addition to the cell phone they gave me that i never answer.
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# ? Sep 23, 2021 19:15 |
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did anyome say the little bird that drinks water
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# ? Sep 23, 2021 19:28 |
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The big lego Millenium Falcon and a balldo
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