YOSPOS Tweets v1.5: (enlarging bottoms mostly)

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Light Gun Man: Oct 17, 2009; toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN; Lipstick Apathy

i dunno, i think these guys might have the right idea

# ? Sep 21, 2021 11:49

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 07:06

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

gently caress!

https://twitter.com/RipGGxBlow_/status/1439627320877359110?s=20

# ? Sep 21, 2021 18:13

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

god drat it noo

# ? Sep 21, 2021 18:24

PokeJoe: Aug 24, 2004; hail cgatan

lmao nooo

# ? Sep 21, 2021 18:38

minato: Jun 7, 2004; cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.; Taco Defender

uhhhh just distract the tow truck driver and then pick them up off the truck?

# ? Sep 21, 2021 19:36

dpkg chopra: Jun 9, 2007; Fast Food Fight; Grimey Drawer

i really want those cars to be driving over streetcar tracks

# ? Sep 21, 2021 19:42

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

https://twitter.com/jakebackpack/status/1440264616441888778?s=21

# ? Sep 21, 2021 23:07

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Kenny Logins posted:

https://twitter.com/jakebackpack/status/1440264616441888778?s=21

in eureka they had Botchies Crab Stand

# ? Sep 21, 2021 23:09

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

everyone of course assumed it was short for Botulism

# ? Sep 21, 2021 23:09

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

https://twitter.com/sprucelass/status/1440108335605305347?s=21

# ? Sep 21, 2021 23:45

rjmccall: Sep 7, 2007; no worries friend; Fun Shoe

to be fair, naming a cafe for the hindu terror of the seas is hardcore

edit: not sikh

rjmccall fucked around with this message at 00:07 on Sep 22, 2021

# ? Sep 22, 2021 00:01

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

we used to have a pub called Cosa Nostra.

but then we also used to have a nation-wide state-owned radio station called Radio Mafia so vOv

# ? Sep 22, 2021 00:06

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

we used to have a pub called Cosa Nostra.

but then we also used to have a nation-wide state-owned radio station called Radio Mafia so vOv

In Europe, this is normal.

# ? Sep 22, 2021 00:24

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/roastmalone_/status/1440447916389191689

# ? Sep 22, 2021 02:38

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

https://twitter.com/actnormalorelse/status/1440489919076454406?s=21
:hai:

# ? Sep 22, 2021 11:14

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/roastmalone_/status/1440447916389191689

@roastmalone is an excellent twit handle

# ? Sep 22, 2021 11:23

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

https://twitter.com/foone/status/1440349403374501899?s=21

# ? Sep 22, 2021 15:00

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

https://twitter.com/sigma_female/status/1440371581247655943

# ? Sep 22, 2021 18:04

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Agile Vector posted:

https://twitter.com/sigma_female/status/1440371581247655943

# ? Sep 22, 2021 18:30

lament.cfg: Dec 28, 2006; we have such posts
to show you

consider me jokerfied

# ? Sep 22, 2021 19:51

Achmed Jones: Oct 16, 2004

Agile Vector posted:

https://twitter.com/sigma_female/status/1440371581247655943

v_v

# ? Sep 23, 2021 04:19

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

https://twitter.com/outspanned/status/1440279968554967057

# ? Sep 23, 2021 07:49

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/jason_koebler/status/1441033346943893508

# ? Sep 23, 2021 15:09

MiniFoo: Dec 25, 2006; ~~METH~~AMPHETAMINE

https://twitter.com/Clipart1994bot/status/1440815956100481038

# ? Sep 23, 2021 16:53

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/scottbudman/status/1440715886197817353?s=20

lmaorn

edit: the guy equivalent of 'haha'

# ? Sep 23, 2021 16:55

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

NoneMoreNegative posted:

https://twitter.com/scottbudman/status/1440715886197817353?s=20

lmaorn

edit: the guy equivalent of 'haha'

lol

# ? Sep 23, 2021 17:26

Archduke Frantz Fanon: Sep 7, 2004

NoneMoreNegative posted:

https://twitter.com/scottbudman/status/1440715886197817353?s=20

lmaorn

edit: the guy equivalent of 'haha'

Juliet Capulet posted:

O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?
Deny thy father and refuse thy name.
Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love
And I�ll no longer be a Capulet.

Romeo Montague posted:

# ? Sep 23, 2021 17:34

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/ElleArmageddon/status/1440930118419959812

# ? Sep 23, 2021 19:05

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

https://twitter.com/astrobarker/status/1440812943214399491?s=21

# ? Sep 23, 2021 19:44

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

https://twitter.com/follow_ape_law/status/1440887219745665025?s=21

# ? Sep 23, 2021 19:44

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Kenny Logins posted:

https://twitter.com/astrobarker/status/1440812943214399491?s=21

# ? Sep 23, 2021 19:48

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/ElleArmageddon/status/1440930118419959812

never gone on a date with a palantir person (i think they're all dudes anyway?) but i did go out with a lady who turned out to be an HR person at facebook. yikes

# ? Sep 23, 2021 20:20

lament.cfg: Dec 28, 2006; we have such posts
to show you

https://mobile.twitter.com/maxxatom/status/1441174197925937163

# ? Sep 24, 2021 01:03

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

https://twitter.com/blockbusterplus/status/1441175047683538946?s=21

# ? Sep 24, 2021 15:27

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

https://twitter.com/fart/status/1441417669610119169?s=21

# ? Sep 24, 2021 16:05