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Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

IN this thread we can all be plants and sink our roots down into the sweet water fed earth and let forth our blossom.

# ? Sep 24, 2021 17:38

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 11:28

xcheopis

Prurient Squid posted:

IN this thread we can all be plants and sink our roots down into the sweet water fed earth and let forth our blossom.

I'm gonna be a manchineel!

With a gun for a lover and a shot for the pain inside

# ? Sep 24, 2021 17:44

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

uggghhhh fine. I guess I'll be weed

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Sep 24, 2021 18:21

alexandriao

mmmm gently caress yeah. pollinate my flowers baby.hnnng yeah. just like that. haha slutty little bee aren't you

Too much is always not enough!

(Thanks to tvsveryown for the spring sig!)

# ? Sep 24, 2021 18:22

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

im a dental floss bush

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# ? Sep 24, 2021 18:30

Percy Teatwillow: let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young

i am also weed

THANK U Heather Papps !!

Gluehead posted:

i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me

# ? Sep 24, 2021 18:35

Heather Papps: hello friend

i'm digging a hole, getting in it, and burying myself up to my knees. i'm stripping naked and extending my arms as i turn to face the sun. i am at peace.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 24, 2021 18:45

Goons Are Gifts

being a weed plant in byob is a dangerous situation

# ? Sep 24, 2021 19:06

Tiny Myers: say hello to my little friend

digging my toes into the cool fresh soil and savoring the feeling with childlike joy :3:

Thank you How Wonderful! for the autumn sig!

# ? Sep 24, 2021 19:15

Ventral EggSac

i'm shrooms

edit: gently caress

# ? Sep 24, 2021 19:38

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

I'ma power plant

# ? Sep 24, 2021 19:52

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

I'm a triffid

# ? Sep 24, 2021 20:30

empty whippet box: by Fluffdaddy

hello fellow plants. im a plant also. you guys hear anything about the coming revolution? anything come down "the grape vine"?? haha... just kidding. just a little plant humor.

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# ? Sep 24, 2021 20:33

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

FORGET ABOUT PLANTS I'M GONNA BE A HONEYBAKED HAM :devil:

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# ? Sep 24, 2021 20:35

Manifisto

I'm an impossible burger, I'm made with no murder,
way beyond beef, I'm made with a leaf

# ? Sep 24, 2021 21:04

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

i'm a big old oak tree and i can see my sons and daughters growing up just over yonder where a squirrel buried my cum :unsmith:

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# ? Sep 24, 2021 21:45

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Areola Grande posted:

uggghhhh fine. I guess I'll be weed

I'm actually about 90% weed so...

I guess we can all be weed, this IS BYOB

Anyway I'm photosynthesizing, please don't throw shade on me

# ? Sep 24, 2021 23:45

xcheopis

Sherbert Hoover posted:

i'm a big old oak tree and i can see my sons and daughters growing up just over yonder where a squirrel buried my cum

Ovary.

With a gun for a lover and a shot for the pain inside

# ? Sep 24, 2021 23:53

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

nah ovarthere

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# ? Sep 24, 2021 23:59

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Sherbert Hoover posted:

nah ovarthere

Werewolf

# ? Sep 25, 2021 06:57

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

I'm still photosynthesizing, this is a process. gently caress.

I would like to move very slowly in the direction of my light source.

# ? Sep 25, 2021 09:44

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

this thread is :yikes:

# ? Sep 25, 2021 14:19

HUSKY DILF: aggressively chill

empty whippet box posted:

hello fellow plants. im a plant also. you guys hear anything about the coming revolution? anything come down "the grape vine"?? haha... just kidding. just a little plant humor.

# ? Sep 25, 2021 14:20

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

did anyone say weed yet?

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# ? Sep 25, 2021 15:07

Manifisto

oh hello fellow plant, welcome! I bet all that "monster" stuff is an exaggeration or just outright lies, you're welcome to chill with us. for example, how many humans have you eaten today? probably not that many, amirite??

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 25, 2021 15:35

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

huh, so great to be posting in byob, fellow yobsters! could anyone by any chance tell me where the secret hq is?

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# ? Sep 25, 2021 15:49

Khanstant

if i see any dirty mofos around here im going to use my roots to extract nutrients from them over time!

# ? Sep 25, 2021 16:18

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

I'm sad that my friend was cut down so I continue to supply nutrients and sugars to them via our intertwined root system for the next up to 600 years.

# ? Sep 25, 2021 18:21

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

i'm, the world's heaviest organism, a giant clonal colony of dental floss bush, a single giant root with above ground dental floss shoots spread over 1,500 acres of the untamed montana flosslands

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# ? Sep 25, 2021 18:38

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

I produce fibers that can be used for clothing, rope, and sacking. See my many fibers? They're all for you! It's time for the Harvest Festival! :colbert:

# ? Sep 25, 2021 18:57

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

You guys just had to turn this into an orgy didn't you?

# ? Sep 25, 2021 19:27

Manifisto

Doctor Dogballs posted:

i'm, the world's heaviest organism, a giant clonal colony of dental floss bush, a single giant root with above ground dental floss shoots spread over 1,500 acres of the untamed montana flosslands

you're a prized crop friend, watch out for would-be tycoons lookin to wax you down and sell you uptown

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 25, 2021 20:15

biosterous

im pomkin

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he/him

# ? Sep 25, 2021 21:03

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

haha yeah? well I'm a person! I'm a human man made of goddamn blood and bones! I feel a cold coming on and I always use the toilet!!

# ? Sep 25, 2021 22:31

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Plant MONSTER. posted:

haha yeah? well I'm a person! I'm a human man made of goddamn blood and bones! I feel a cold coming on and I always use the toilet!!

# ? Sep 25, 2021 22:40

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

*points and screeches at Plant MONSTER.*

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# ? Sep 25, 2021 22:45

Heather Papps: hello friend

feces is like drugs to me, unless said feces contain seeds of a species i cannot outcompete.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 25, 2021 23:02

WithoutTheFezOn: Oh no

I and five of my buds start jamming War-ishly, and loosely belt out the chorus:

Why can�t we be fronds?
Why can�t we be fronds?
Why can�t we be fronds?
Why can�t we-ee be fronds??

# ? Sep 25, 2021 23:12

Manifisto

WithoutTheFezOn posted:

I and five of my buds start jamming War-ishly, and loosely belt out the chorus:

Why can�t we be fronds?
Why can�t we be fronds?
Why can�t we be fronds?
Why can�t we-ee be fronds??

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 25, 2021 23:15

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 11:28

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I am a teak tree and I offer my body as sacrifice to the dark gods of design and d�cor for only in death will I achieve ultimate transcendence and salvation as period-accurate flooring in the renovation of a midcentury modern bungalow in Palm Springs.

# ? Sep 26, 2021 02:14

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