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Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

Lady Disdain posted:

Well, the headline "The Funds Holding Evergrande’s Distressed Debt, From UBS to Saba" is genuinely meaningless to me, but the author's name is Rachel Butt, so I think I might be able to make it work.

Maiden or married name? Please tell me there’s a Richard in that family.

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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Cacafuego posted:

Maiden or married name? Please tell me there’s a Richard in that family.

:doom:?

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
Adult Swim already did it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1441415894698127370

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

What a world


I love imagining trying to explain a headline like that to myself in like 1999

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



So does this mean I'm a hurricane? Call me Kate, we have so much in common!

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
CNN: A gravestone missing for almost 150 years was being used as a marble slab to make fudge.
https://www.cnn.com/2021/09/24/us/gravestone-returned-after-missing-150-years-trnd/index.html

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Skulk Hogan posted:

CNN: A gravestone missing for almost 150 years was being used as a marble slab to make fudge.
https://www.cnn.com/2021/09/24/us/gravestone-returned-after-missing-150-years-trnd/index.html

returned?? at that point I'm leaning all the way into "spooky fudge" and making as much of it as I can sell before halloween

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

India is begging this ethnic group to go forth and multiply but they are not amused.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

madeintaipei posted:

The Jiyo Parsi scheme aims to spend Rs 10 crore over four years on a medical assistance for couples attempting to conceive and on counselling youth to have early marriages and bear several children.

:magical:

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Still much, much better than the more common attempts at eradicating unwanted minorities

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


Weird News Headlines, Quotes, & Articles: an undisclosed quantity of fries

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
A small amount of KFC the size of a large amount of KFC

Tei
Feb 19, 2011


Negative grown have been linked to urbanization. Cities just have negative grown and depend on migration.

We will see more and more poo poo like this and soon countries will compete attract people.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth
From the New Yorker:





Not a photoshop.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
I dunno makes perfect sense to me.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
That is an extremely New Yorker thing to publish.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/whoa_ethan/status/1441795331382026240

Tei
Feb 19, 2011

trapped mouse posted:

From the New Yorker:





https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betteridge%27s_law_of_headlines

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Fascist government censoring my newest creation, Tax Fraud

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Just living his best life. Though k holeing on coke doesn't sound fun.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


It's newspaper reporting so it may turn out to be actually psylocybin and meth.
Or raw poppy milk and quaaludes.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Aspirin and Benadryl

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Communal wine and altar boys.

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Tei posted:

Negative grown have been linked to urbanization. Cities just have negative grown and depend on migration.

We will see more and more poo poo like this and soon countries will compete attract people.

I understand what you mean, Tei. You are correct.

"Go forth and multiply", is a somewhat polite way of saying, "gently caress off", in English. The biblical way of saying, "gently caress off", if you will.

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Communal wine and altar boys.

Is he catholic?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/GuardianUS/status/1442544648178880520

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/KatmaiNPS/status/1442640405242257408

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

Fat Bear Week is a national treasure that KNP has been running every fall for ...6 or 7 years now I think?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Who gives a gently caress how long its been running, you've got a good thing going there.

PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!
:(

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/the-oldest-polar-bear-living-in-north-america-dies-in-wisconsin-zoo-180978765/

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Was it obesity related illness?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/kerethp/status/1443187717790122002

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/PageSix/status/1442876877425704962

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011


151 Walker is my man. He had the disadvantage of being a bit bigger to start with, but he's rounded out nicely.

503's a stronger contender as well. Otis is a young up-and-comer and I expect him to be at the top in a year or two.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Now that's a song title

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
I see a lot more goes on in that underground garage than what makes it to air.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

RC and Moon Pie posted:

151 Walker is my man. He had the disadvantage of being a bit bigger to start with, but he's rounded out nicely.

503's a stronger contender as well. Otis is a young up-and-comer and I expect him to be at the top in a year or two.

Come by GiP, we have a thread for Fat Bear Week 2021
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3980004

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AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Backup singer would like to be excluded from this narrative, thank you very much.

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