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The Automator
Jan 16, 2009
This poor girl with the most generic walkout song ever lol

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A Salty Affair
Oct 9, 2012

My God her eyes are far apart

Mr_Moose
May 4, 2004
Lauren Murphy flash ko rd one lets go

The Automator
Jan 16, 2009

A Salty Affair posted:

My God her eyes are far apart

They say it’s always the one you don’t see coming. She’s trained to overcome

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
https://twitter.com/johnewing/status/1441970758155227144

Nunes-level betting lines

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Hope this is one of those fights where Valentina executes a lady and not one of the ones where she put points them boringly

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Shevchenko's walkup music is a mess

J33uk
Oct 24, 2005
You've never experienced Shakespeare until you've heard it in the original Kyrgyz.

kathmandu
Jul 11, 2004

Unperson_47 posted:

Shevchenko's walkup music is a mess

wanna seen an accordion catch fire?

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

I like everything about Shevchenko except for the part of me that dies every time I watch her stupid dance

Kind Friend
Sep 9, 2013

blue footed boobie posted:

Hope this is one of those fights where Valentina executes a lady and not one of the ones where she put points them boringly

Nierbo
Dec 5, 2010

sup brah?
A stoic Keith Peterson silently prays for the safety of Laura Murphie

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

A Salty Affair posted:

My God her eyes are far apart

Her and Marvin Vettorwhatever middleweight might be the most unfortunate looking athletes in the promotion

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

blue footed boobie posted:

Hope this is one of those fights where Valentina executes a lady and not one of the ones where she put points them boringly

100% agree. 25 mins of point sparring a heavy bag with legs would put me to sleep after this many day beers.

Macksy
Oct 20, 2008

Brut posted:

What paul brother card do you think the final part of the trilogy will take place in?

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Just move forward Valentina ffs. This chick has nothing for you

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Valentina seems approx. 7x faster than Murphy

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



So to count significant strikes do they just have someone hit one of 2 buttons for a hit and a miss and that's how they get the total strikes and percentage

The Automator
Jan 16, 2009
Murphy is so gun shy she’s gonna get hosed up

COPE 27
Sep 11, 2006

"She's never fought someone like me"

*lands 0 significant strikes*

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Murphy seems terrified.

Which, fair enough

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Murphy already knows

The Automator
Jan 16, 2009
Lmao that little punch when Murphy had her leg caught was phenomenal

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

The Automator posted:

Lmao that little punch when Murphy had her leg caught was phenomenal

I like how she held her face in place for it with her other hand.

Gonna line this up just like I want itttttt *bam* there we go perfect

J33uk
Oct 24, 2005
I have concern as to my 25 bucks

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

Ratios and Tendency posted:

Valentina seems approx. 7x faster than Murphy

hmm, harsh but fair.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



"You've not taken significant damage" *head swelling up like a cantaloupe*

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

J33uk posted:

I have concern as to my 25 bucks

I dunno I can see a scenario where Murphy wins

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
Man commentary is just bad

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Miching Mallecho posted:

Man commentary is just bad

Theyre as bored as we are by this.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Jesus this is only the 3rd round... feels like I've been watching this for 5.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Ok 3 rounds is enough. onto the next one.

The Automator
Jan 16, 2009
A kimura trap?? Lmao ok

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

They should give Murphy a baseball bat for the last two rounds to even it out

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Miching Mallecho posted:

Man commentary is just bad

There’s only so much you can say about someone getting picked apart in a very boring manner

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

There's a Robocop / Murphy / Clarence Boddecker joke in here somewhere

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Stepping on Schevchenko's toes is the only path to victory

Nierbo
Dec 5, 2010

sup brah?
Murphy has pulled 2 superman punches and 2 front kicks. Very little committment but she did eat that right hook like a champ earlier

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Have mercy ref!


On the audience if nothing else

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moctopus
Nov 28, 2005

god drat

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