PYF AUG: you don't get to see her chew the MLP figurine.

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CordlessPen: Jan 8, 2004; I told you so...

LifeSunDeath posted:

Do they make those in sizes other than XXL you think?

BiggerBoat posted:

I stared at this picture for a good solid minute trying to tag myself. I guess I'm the small bottle water on the counter.

I expected 2 half gallon cups full of ~~root beer~~ Diet Coke.

Sorry, but I think that's hand sanitizer. Still probably a healthier drink.

# ? Sep 23, 2021 15:52

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# ? May 8, 2024 10:04

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

BiggerBoat posted:

I stared at this picture for a good solid minute trying to tag myself. I guess I'm the small bottle water on the counter.

I'm the lower colonel sanders face getting sucked into the butthole, unfortunately

# ? Sep 23, 2021 16:29

cult_hero: Jul 10, 2001

BiggerBoat posted:

I expected 2 half gallon cups full of ~~root beer~~ Diet Coke.

You just need to keep the bucket after finishing the chicken. Refills are free if you're dine-in.

# ? Sep 23, 2021 17:06

Douche Wolf 89: Dec 9, 2010; 🍉🐺8️⃣9️⃣

Stay mad she's styling on your broke asses barefoot. Dripping in sauce no bbq

# ? Sep 23, 2021 17:10

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

BiggerBoat posted:

I stared at this picture for a good solid minute trying to tag myself. I guess I'm the small bottle water on the counter.

I expected 2 half gallon cups full of ~~root beer~~ Diet Coke.

Sorry, there can only be 1 cup for the two girls

# ? Sep 23, 2021 17:14

Yolo Swaggins Esq: Jan 29, 2015; oOoOoh 👀 a dapper little mouse🎩 🐀🕺🏻🕺🏻 a dAppER MoUSe🧐🐀 🚶🏿‍♂️🚶🏿‍♂️it�s a 🎩DAPPER mouse 👀✔️🐀🥾🏃🏽‍♂️🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻🏃🏽‍♂️🐀💥

Good god that's a fuckin fit though.

# ? Sep 23, 2021 18:12

Serperoth: Feb 21, 2013

Thumposaurus posted:

Toe lickin' good

FTFY

# ? Sep 23, 2021 18:27

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Sorry, there can only be 1 cup for the two girls

Two girls, one bucket

# ? Sep 23, 2021 20:29

DandyLion: Jun 24, 2010; disrespectul Deciever

$5(hundred) dollar fillup

# ? Sep 23, 2021 21:05

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

BiggerBoat posted:

I stared at this picture for a good solid minute trying to tag myself. I guess I'm the small bottle water on the counter.

I expected 2 half gallon cups full of ~~root beer~~ Diet Coke.

I'm the 0 out of 4 shoe score in a public food establishment.

# ? Sep 23, 2021 22:30

tokin opposition: Apr 8, 2021; The dialectical struggle of history has always, essentially, been a question of how to apply justice to matter. Take away matter and what remains is justice.

Shoes are just cops for feet

# ? Sep 23, 2021 22:42

Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; 🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Nah shoes have soles

# ? Sep 23, 2021 22:45

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Barefoot is illegal.

# ? Sep 23, 2021 22:45

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Sagebrush posted:

I'm the lower colonel sanders face getting sucked into the butthole, unfortunately

Jesus, that's what I call an arseface. :stare:

# ? Sep 24, 2021 01:29

BiggerBoat: Sep 26, 2007; Don't you tell me my business again.

steinrokkan posted:

I'm the 0 out of 4 shoe score in a public food establishment.

For some reason I mistook the red and white social distancing decal on the floor as a shoe.

I am sad to learn that I was mistaken

loving gross. Jesus Christ, America

# ? Sep 24, 2021 02:34

Hirayuki: Mar 28, 2010

CordlessPen posted:

Do they make those in sizes other than XXL you think?

You can buy that outfit on AliExpress, where the sizes are notoriously well removed from Western concepts of clothing sizes.

# ? Sep 24, 2021 03:45

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

So it only goes up to xl on Ali Express rather than xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxl?

# ? Sep 24, 2021 04:03

snergle: Aug 3, 2013; A kind little mouse!

LifeSunDeath posted:

we get it colonel sanders you eat rear end

# ? Sep 24, 2021 04:08

Hirayuki: Mar 28, 2010

AmbassadorofSodomy posted:

So it only goes up to xl on Ali Express rather than xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxl?

It goes up to 7XL, which will fit like a US 2XL.

US $17.44 52%OFF | XS-7XL New Men/Womens KFC Colonel Funny 3D Print Fashion Tracksuits Crewneck Hip Hop Sweatshirt and Pants 2 Pcs Set Hoodies
https://a.aliexpress.com/_m0hbcVh

# ? Sep 24, 2021 04:11

CATTASTIC: Mar 31, 2010; ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

snergle posted:

we get it colonel sanders you eat rear end

rear end eats colonel sanders

# ? Sep 24, 2021 06:04

Turpitude II: Nov 10, 2014

LifeSunDeath posted:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mom-and-daughter-libby-adame-alicia-galaz-killed-adult-star-karissa-rajpaul-with-butt-implants-lapd-says

is this like the thing where, if a town has two barbers, you go to the one with the worse haircut?

# ? Sep 24, 2021 11:05

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

LifeSunDeath posted:

My missus saw this and said 'theres a kernel up there'

# ? Sep 24, 2021 15:13

Bismuth: Jun 11, 2010; by Azathoth; Hell Gem

LifeSunDeath posted:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mom-and-daughter-libby-adame-alicia-galaz-killed-adult-star-karissa-rajpaul-with-butt-implants-lapd-says

# ? Sep 25, 2021 11:02

monolithburger: Sep 7, 2011

BiggerBoat posted:

For some reason I mistook the red and white social distancing decal on the floor as a shoe.

I am sad to learn that I was mistaken

loving gross. Jesus Christ, America

I'm fairly certain this photo was taken in Australia.

# ? Sep 25, 2021 17:51

mrpwase: Apr 21, 2010; I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few

monolithburger posted:

I'm fairly certain this photo was taken in Australia.

You can tell because the swirl goes a different direction in the Southern Hemisphere

# ? Sep 25, 2021 17:56

madeintaipei: Jul 13, 2012

monolithburger posted:

I'm fairly certain this photo was taken in Australia.

Australia is just a failed English attempt at modern Florida.

Fight me.

No, don't. I'll just get the poo poo beat out of me by someone with a funny accent.

# ? Sep 25, 2021 17:57

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

# ? Sep 25, 2021 18:33

Tubgoat: Jun 30, 2013; by sebmojo

We're all tired today.

# ? Sep 25, 2021 23:50

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Balwani wanna nap.

# ? Sep 26, 2021 00:32

tokin opposition: Apr 8, 2021; The dialectical struggle of history has always, essentially, been a question of how to apply justice to matter. Take away matter and what remains is justice.

Friendzoned again

# ? Sep 26, 2021 01:19

Jeesis: Mar 4, 2010; I am the second illegitimate son of gawd who resides in hoaven.

So some discussion on mormon soaking got me to thinking, there exists various shabbat products such as KosherSwitch which technically you are not activating the electricity and thus are not working. Could there be a potential market for mormon soaking beds?

# ? Sep 26, 2021 09:09

Jabberlock: Nov 29, 2014

Jeesis posted:

So some discussion on mormon soaking got me to thinking, there exists various shabbat products such as KosherSwitch which technically you are not activating the electricity and thus are not working. Could there be a potential market for mormon soaking beds?

If they're not having sex, I imagine male mormons' beds are already soaked.

# ? Sep 26, 2021 09:10

Ziv Zulander: Mar 24, 2017; ZZ for short

Jeesis posted:

So some discussion on mormon soaking got me to thinking, there exists various shabbat products such as KosherSwitch which technically you are not activating the electricity and thus are not working. Could there be a potential market for mormon soaking beds?

These are called vibrating beds, they�re coin operated and you find them in motels in the 1970s

# ? Sep 26, 2021 09:12

EoinCannon: Aug 29, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Ziv Zulander posted:

These are called vibrating beds, they’re coin operated and you find them in motels in the 1970s

Yeah but you slow it down and increase the amplitude so it's not vibrating, just kind of rhythmically joltng

# ? Sep 26, 2021 10:32

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

That's why you take advantage of polygamism, you get the other wives thrusting you back an forth while you keep your eyes closed, hands cupped over your ears, chanting "lalala, nothing is happening, lalala, i cant feel anything" over and over

It's a religion and lifestyle elegant in its simplicity

# ? Sep 26, 2021 13:21

Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; 🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

steinrokkan posted:

That's why you take advantage of polygamism, you get the other wives thrusting you back an forth while you keep your eyes closed, hands cupped over your ears, chanting "lalala, nothing is happening, lalala, i cant feel anything" over and over

It's a religion and lifestyle elegant in its simplicity

I thought the wife was supposed to be holding the handmaid between her legs during The Ceremony

# ? Sep 26, 2021 16:58

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

gently caress Mormons because they can't.

# ? Sep 26, 2021 18:22

Jeesis: Mar 4, 2010; I am the second illegitimate son of gawd who resides in hoaven.

Hmm this begs the question if having sex with a non-mormon counts as premarital sex or is it viewed as bestiality as a non-mormon is closer to an animal in the eyes of their god.

I actually have no idea how mormons view others possibly other than as satanists.

# ? Sep 26, 2021 22:26