eating sghetti at the libary

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Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I know it's rude but I'm hungey

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# ? Sep 26, 2021 19:47

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 13:15

Heather Papps: hello friend

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thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 26, 2021 20:27

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

i'm on the wait list for a big meatball with parmesan cheese on it

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# ? Sep 26, 2021 21:21

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Hey, could you sprinkle some parme-shhhhh-an that!?

# ? Sep 26, 2021 21:57

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

all that sauce is getting on the books!!

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# ? Sep 26, 2021 22:40

French Accent

these cookbooks are getting more and more realistic!

# ? Sep 27, 2021 01:23

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

you wouldn't cook a book

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# ? Sep 27, 2021 02:55

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Checking out a spaghetti dinner, scraping my leftovers into the book drop after two weeks.

# ? Sep 27, 2021 06:47

vanisher

Trying hard to impress the librarian with the big cans by bringing in some to-go Buca di Beppo and offering to share

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# ? Sep 27, 2021 07:28

vanisher

Babe you KNOW I�ve got some money when I can afford to bring in the Spaghetti and Meatballs large bowl from BdB

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# ? Sep 27, 2021 07:31

vanisher

Unable to move after completing my spaghetti and meatball feast in this library study booth. The chair and small desk will likely need to be scrapped as they are completely coated in marinara sauce from when the flimsy aluminum take out tray folded in my hands during a meatball shift.

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# ? Sep 27, 2021 07:38

Ventral EggSac

I walk into the medieval history section, I'm slurping a noodle. I stop when I get there. Dammit! I realized I left my plate on the shelf here yesterday, sitting next to a book on the Norman Conquest. the sauce is crusty but there's a lot left, really.

# ? Sep 27, 2021 14:24

hot cocoa on the couch

*sluuuuuuuuuuuurp*

*a whole bunch of really tiny red flecks of sauce go absolutely everywhere and cover antique books and manuscripts as i slurp up another noodle in a cartoon-like fashion, flailing around comically*

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# ? Sep 27, 2021 14:28

Percy Teatwillow: let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young

THANK U Heather Papps !!

Gluehead posted:

i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me

# ? Sep 27, 2021 14:49

Ventral EggSac

In the depths of library, toiling over a large cauldron that I'm stirring with a big spoon. The contents are boiling. My eyes dart from a book I have on a pedestal back to the cauldron. I crack a handful of linguine before I put them into the water. My Nonna is furious

# ? Sep 27, 2021 16:11

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

this thread was meant 2 be about words that children often mispronounce but lol anyways.

BYOB has a mind of its own I reckon :shrug:

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# ? Sep 27, 2021 18:31

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

at and the?

# ? Sep 27, 2021 18:49

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Dewey Pesto System

# ? Sep 27, 2021 19:06

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

Buttchocks posted:

Dewey Pesto System

# ? Sep 27, 2021 19:22

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

if the pasta is shaped like letters, they cant legally stop you

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# ? Sep 27, 2021 19:58

Ventral EggSac

"Dostoyevksi ish overrratedsh" I tell the librarian, spooning more Chef Boyardee into my mouth

# ? Sep 27, 2021 20:22

The Hello Machine: I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.

# ? Sep 27, 2021 21:44

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

SpaghettiArmstrong posted:

Ugh... luckeeeeee!

# ? Sep 27, 2021 22:18

nesamdoom: nesaM killed Masen

Silently cracking open a book with one hand while loudly cracking open a can of chef BRD spag & meatballs with the other.

Drinking in a delicious story as I chug my can o' pasta. This isn't gonna be a quick read, so I'm glad I brought a six-pack of assorted delicacies.

# ? Sep 28, 2021 01:21

Khanstant

you were probaly hungry for knowledsge but now you filled up with pasta...

# ? Sep 28, 2021 01:45

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

*sluuuuuuuuuuuurp*

*a whole bunch of really tiny red flecks of sauce go absolutely everywhere and cover antique books and manuscripts as i slurp up another noodle in a cartoon-like fashion, flailing around comically*

this is why books have covers. perfectly bound in case of sghetti. I'm prepared to die on this Old Smokey of a topic :catbert:

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# ? Sep 28, 2021 02:58

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

all that sauce is getting on the books!!

relax! read the above post 4 peace of mind

# ? Sep 28, 2021 03:01

LastGoodBoy: Keep your mind be open window everyday

What is spaghetti if not a type of book?

High on the hog, 90's style.

# ? Sep 28, 2021 03:50

nesamdoom: nesaM killed Masen

Areola Grande posted:

relax! read the above post 4 peace of mind

Sometimes I just open a book and use it as a plate for my pasta. The cover doesn't help then, but I'm leaving sauce chips for the next reader to snack on.

https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4

# ? Sep 28, 2021 03:53

hot cocoa on the couch

nesamdoom posted:

Sometimes I just open a book and use it as a plate for my pasta. The cover doesn't help then, but I'm leaving sauce chips for the next reader to snack on.

v courteous

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# ? Sep 28, 2021 03:58