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Whats the highest res version of Goatse out there? I know it came from a time when the internet was fresh and anything over 500 pixels across was inconceivably large, but what is the largest, most crisp version of goatse anyone's seen? I have a goatse link on reserve, but its only 960x720 and pretty grainy. I'm pretty sure i've seen edits that use the hands that are in much better quality than what I have. I want a real collectors edition goatman link I can treasure and will to future generations, something you could hang over your mantle and not have people criticizing the jpeg compression e: For those of you calling false advertising, yes I titled the thread poorly when posted, but other posters have come through, please enjoy the fruits of their labor Bula Vinaka posted:The original image was uploaded to Usenet in September 2000, as part of a .zip collection, called gap.zip. Cowman posted:gently caress you for being too lazy to google "AI Upscaler" and using literally the first result My personal favorite: Cowman posted:
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False advertising op
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Sep 27, 2021 23:43
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Colonel Cancer posted:False advertising op
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The original image was uploaded to Usenet in September 2000, as part of a .zip collection, called gap.zip. The resolution was 480 x 360. Here's gap.zip:  https://www77.zippyshare.com/v/ZLN7l0PQ/file.htmlThe famous "hello.jpg" goat rear end image from the goatse.cx is gap3.jpg hth
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someone needs to use an AI upscaler to get a proper 4k goatse goin edit: there's some online ones where can I upload 4k goatse Cowman fucked around with this message at 23:52 on Sep 27, 2021 |
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Sep 27, 2021 23:48
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I'm selling goatse for a million dollars because apparently you can just sell pictures from the internet now.
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Sep 27, 2021 23:53
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Bula Vinaka posted:The original image was uploaded to Usenet in September 2000, as part of a .zip collection, called gap.zip. Despite being small this is much better quality than the one I had, thanks (pretend this is reversed vertically for a thumbsup)  Cowman posted:someone needs to use an AI upscaler to get a proper 4k goatse goin if you can do it do it
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Sep 27, 2021 23:56
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Bismuth posted:Despite being small this is much better quality than the one I had, thanks (pretend this is reversed vertically for a thumbsup) I'm doing it right now. It's a free upscaler sooo it might be lovely. Tell me where to upload this 8k goatse.
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Sep 27, 2021 23:57
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Cowman posted:I'm doing it right now. It's a free upscaler sooo it might be lovely. Tell me where to upload this 4k goatse. I just use imgur, as long as its not posted publicly ive never had my goatse removed  also looking through that zip, some of those are actually worse/more shocking/gross than the OG goatse, but drat if gap3 isnt a classic
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Sep 27, 2021 23:58
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Bismuth posted:I just use imgur, as long as its not posted publicly ive never had my goatse removed gently caress you for being too lazy to google "AI Upscaler" and using literally the first result https://i.imgur.com/8KimuXw.jpeg
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Cowman posted:someone needs to use an AI upscaler to get a proper 4k goatse goin My thoughts as well. We can rebuild him. Better. Wider. Deeper. e: ^ Eh, looks pretty blurry
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Sep 28, 2021 00:01
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Hey OP you could just make your own high res Goatse. Let me know if you need a camera man.
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Sep 28, 2021 00:01
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That just looks slathered in vaseline, you can't just upscale true art. However, thread delivers now so thank you for you're service.
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Sep 28, 2021 00:03
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Colonel Cancer posted:That just looks slathered in vaseline, you can't just upscale true art. However, thread delivers now so thank you for you're service. it's what you get for free online upscalers. I'm not paying for proper AI upscaling goatse someone else can do that
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Cowman posted:gently caress you for being too lazy to google "AI Upscaler" and using literally the first result I forgot AI upscalers existed and also was just wondering if someone had a higher res version of the OG image but also this pic you've created is beautiful, it has a painterly quality, it would look great printed on canvas Jose Oquendo posted:Hey OP you could just make your own high res Goatse. Let me know if you need a camera man. Immensely gaped assholes in 4k are pretty common online these days but nothing beats a classic
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Sep 28, 2021 00:04
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13 different ghosts are hidden in the goatse image. But you need a high res version.
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Sep 28, 2021 00:05
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https://i.imgur.com/yT3sSQ7.jpg Last try using another website.
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Sep 28, 2021 00:08
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Looking back at the original it seems so provincial and limited in scope. I bet conebros could bring a proper sequel to goatman, in glorious 4K
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Sep 28, 2021 00:10
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Today just didn’t FEEL like a day I’d click multiple goatse links, purposefully.
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Sep 28, 2021 00:10
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Cowman posted:
THIS one, this is it, im replacing my reserve link
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Sep 28, 2021 00:12
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I'm waiting for it to hit the criterion collection before double dipping.
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Sep 28, 2021 00:19
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Bula Vinaka posted:The original image was uploaded to Usenet in September 2000, as part of a .zip collection, called gap.zip. I'm not on a platform where I can unzip. Does this include the video?
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Sep 28, 2021 00:23
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Blue Footed Booby posted:I'm not on a platform where I can unzip. Does this include the video? no, its just 40jpgs but still impressive in its own right
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Sep 28, 2021 00:26
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Colonel Cancer posted:False advertising op
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Sep 28, 2021 00:31
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i downloaded all the hi rez goatmans posted ITT and inspected them in photoshop. pixel by pixel. they're 100% pure. the real deal.
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Sep 28, 2021 00:37
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I had never really thought about it before, but was the original goatse taken on film? Has anyone taken any steps to make sure the negative is preserved?
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Sep 28, 2021 00:39
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the highest res goatse is the one that's burned into your brain from having seen it a couple dozen times
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Sep 28, 2021 00:48
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Colonel Cancer posted:False advertising op
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Sep 28, 2021 00:50
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if u post in a thread on SA with goatse literally in the title u should be able to in-line it without getting into trouble imo
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Knormal posted:I had never really thought about it before, but was the original goatse taken on film? Has anyone taken any steps to make sure the negative is preserved? Disney managed to buy the rights a couple years ago but for some stupid loving reason they still have no plans to release it.
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Bismuth posted:Whats the highest res version of Goatse out there? I know it came from a time when the internet was fresh and anything over 500 pixels across was inconceivably large, but what is the largest, most crisp version of goatse anyone's seen? I have a goatse link on reserve, but its only 960x720 and pretty grainy. I'm pretty sure i've seen edits that use the hands that are in much better quality than what I have. i can sell you an nft of the goatman for the low low price of $500,000
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beep by grandpa posted:if u post in a thread on SA with goatse literally in the title u should be able to in-line it without getting into trouble imo 
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be honest. who among us has ever clicked on a goatse thread and wasnt a little bit disappointed when the coward OP doesn't deliver
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aren't ai upscalers trained on faces and not gaping assholes you're going need a larger butthole training set if you want to be able to properly upscale goatse
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beep by grandpa posted:if u post in a thread on SA with goatse literally in the title u should be able to in-line it without getting into trouble imo how dare you quote this after both the OG image and cowman's lovely scale-ups have been posted
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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:aren't ai upscalers trained on faces and not gaping assholes they train on mostly white peopel so they are pretty accurate
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:Disney managed to buy the rights a couple years ago but for some stupid loving reason they still have no plans to release it.
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Cowman posted:gently caress you for being too lazy to google "AI Upscaler" and using literally the first result Gotta make sure that Goatman anus pic hasn't been digitally S-T-R-E-T-C-H-E-D.
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